I was at the mall last night and came across two ladies intertwined in a lasting embrace filled with intimacy and emotion. The Captain will make no definite assumptions but based on the nature of the hug, and the stirring of my loins that ensued, I am going to assume that they were a couple of the lesbian variety. I found the whole experience to be beautiful and heart-warming and wish that it could happen more often, that two ladies in love could show the world of their love and not care who knows it. Why does this world have to be so narrow that one would deny any couple, regardless of gender combination, their right to make out in public? Curse this wretched society and its Puritanical Victorian standards of propriety. The Captain spits in the collective faces of all who would deny TWO HOT WOMEN GETTING IT ON in front of Payless Shoes!

The Captain loves the two of you nameless but brave lesbians whose PDA has made a lasting impact on me.

CaptainChaos said:

I'd like to think of them as bi.

kidelrich said:

I like how you think. What a delightful Cappy sandwich they would have made.

But that is beside the point. This is not about my horny fantasies. This is about my love and genuine respect for lebians...as it relates to my horny fantasies.

I have many lesbian friends... i think it's wonderful to see them sharing their emotions physically

like any happy couple ..or thruple ( 3 sum ) or whatever

Mach said:

thruple!

i LOVE it!

did you come up with that? it's genius!

cborgman said:

check yer orgnotes.

kidelrich said:

are you trying to thruple me?

cborgman said:

i guess i did ..

thrice three thruple

cborgman said:

no.

Mach said:

GENIUS!

love it!

kidelrich said:

well, then are you trying to confuse the hell out of me, cause my orgnotes are empty.

cborgman said:

you can use it

just spread the word that MACH made it up

cborgman said:

check now.

perhaps the two ladies in question didn't consider the families visiting the mall with little kids.

purplerein said:

they see stright couples do the same. why would it matter.

kidelrich said:

you coy thing.

cborgman said:

it's easier to explain. some things, for little kids, are harder to comprehend.

purplerein said:

only because they are used to seeing stright couples doing so and everyone else hiding the existance of gay and lesbian couples from them for fear it will make it permissable for them.

cborgman said:

oh great, now you hadda go and make me think about it.
my 10 year old wanted to know how two ladies had sex. how am I supposed to answer that?

purplerein said:

the same way you would if she asked why a guy and a girl would want to have sex, only with slightly different pronouns.

cborgman said:

purplerein said:

why are you sad?

I am not a fan of PDA, straight or gay.

JustErin said:

within reason, i think it's okay. little kisses, handholding hugs- cute.

a couple, no matter the gender make-up pratically going at in public is kinda eww unless you are at a club, orgy, or swingers party

JustErin said:

It's a bit, "look how fabulous we are", and I always wanna say, "oh shut the fuck up and keep it together till you get home".

cborgman said:

That's all Im saying..

Ya, I'm not against hand holding or a little kiss or hug.

It's when people engage in suck-face or when they are crawling all over each other that I think "ew".

purplerein said:

no, i agree about that.

JustErin said:

totally.

JustErin said:

When you talk so lovey dovey..."suck face"...I get chills