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Does anybody remember this guy?:

http://www.thesmokinggun....ract1.html

Of course everything he asks for is very reasonable, but what kinds of demands would you make if you were to put together a contract for your spouse/bf/gf?

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can't see this page

ZombieKitten said:

Weird. It works fine for me.

Did you try to copy and paste the address into your browser?

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thanks, that worked.

if anybody ever marries this twit she will have shortening of her calf muscles

i couldn't get past the first page, it's too sick

JPW said:

there's more?
I think it's a good idea - this way nobody will pressure him into marriage

That guy is a copycat!

Finally we get a photo of Spats!!

Will anyone please answer my question?

retina said:

being totally unrealistic here:

Husbandly expectations:
1. look up and listen if it seems I am talking to you

actually that is about all, everything else he is already doing.

ZombieKitten said:

What about:

2. Cook actual dinner that's not from a can when it's your turn.
3. Spend more time with your wife than with your band.
4. Install proper heating so that coverless sex can be had all year around.

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retina said:

2. I think it should be: be at home when it's your turn to cook
3. no, band time is my org time!! I can't do without it!
4. I don't really mind the covers on we have all summer to leave them off.

Will you foreign males stop cooking for your wives?

Those fashions spread like viruses, you know

PANDURITO said:

YOU are the foreign one! Where is my jamon

Here!


I'll be at the sofa! Bring some wine too, thanks

PANDURITO said:

sounds like a wonderful evening ahead!

ZombieKitten said:

Red wine with jamon, please!

PANDURITO said:

it's the only pic of old folks on a couch with wine I could find!

That's OK then

PANDURITO said:

Mmmm... persuito...

persuito?

PANDURITO said:

(*sp)

Prosciutto: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosciutto

Mine was authentic Spanish Jamon, the good one.
Not that italian imitation

PANDURITO said:

1.) Stop playing that fucking World of Warcraft game. Or at least cut back to an hour or two a day. You don't have to play eight hours to qualify as to having played at all.
2.) Make me a sammich when I'm hungry.
3.) Put out when I say put out.
4.) Make sure I'm stocked on Guinness.
5.) Shave all body hair.

This is all I ask for. The fiance has 2, 4 and 5 down pat, and we're getting number one under control. Now if we can just get the third and most important one.

This man deserves to get his balls chopped off.....
I hope he becomes someones "girlfriend" in jail.

this is the second/third time i've read it:insane

How can anyone treat someone that way?

How can someone let themselves be treated that way?

don't believe in contracts
[Edited 6/30/06 6:44am]

missmad said:

it creeps me out that it mentions "the kids" - raised in that kind of environment?

AnotherLoverToo said:

You beat me to it.

I couldn't bear to read past the first page. But I did expect to see the phrase sacktime in there sooner or later.