A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Fuuuuck dude.....how much water did you drink?!!"

A litre and a half?

my mom just sent me that joke a few days ago!

SammiJ said:

yup...cuz I remembr U telling the joke 2 me!


I should scan your posts more often....it makes our phone conversations make so much more sense

WHAT'S THE ANSWER ALREADY?????

It's true that Koalas are stoned pretty much all the time.

The eucalyptus leaf, apart from giving them all the nourishment and water they need (they don't drink water), has a similar effect on them as marijuana does on humans.