Don't crib from someone else, make up your own saying. Be the Confucious, inside.

The Patient man wipes his mouth of crumbs, while a slog of blood drowns his knees.

Try to beat that fuckas..lol

2freaky4church1 said:

Confucious say....Yank her, Crank Her, but don't stick around to thank her.
[Edited 6/25/06 20:03pm]

watch out who u *hit on
on the way up to
because you just might have to eat it
on the way down.

don't always be up in someone's grill talking about there business to others
especailly if you spew out enough smelly exhaust on ur own.

They young child says if the old man can't get it right yet what makes him so wrong?

Sometimes the roses smell best when there's nobody around to watch the sunrise...




I have no stinkin' clue what that means...

Byron said:

have you been reciently touched by the spirit?

MickG said:

I have no stinkin' clue what that means...

Here's a serious one I did come up with recently:

Sincerity does not require an audience.

Just because you're not into meat- doesn't mean you can't eat it.

Here is my handle, here is my spout...when I get all steamed up then i shout...tip me over pour me out



I didn't steal it I made it my own

The Org without Imago is like ice cream without ketchup.

retina said:

That's SO true

Better to have lost one post
Than never to have orged at all

(on org-freezing)

If you can't beat them, beat the shit out of them

Chip off the old shoulder.

A hand in the bush is better than two in the sauce.

Normality is a perception of ones own mind.

"he who farts in church, sits in his own pew"

Lleena orgnoted this to me, asked me to post it.....




"9s is a git"

I'm happier that a hooker's bicycle seat.

Wait...is that too crass?

CaptainChaos said:

purplerein said:

If a church burns down, does that mean that ashes are holy?

Last time I've done it on the org I was banned..

Never look a gift horse in the ass.

here's a website with a confucius of sorts .. CAMP-FUCIUS .. haha

his celebrity articles on the main page are pretty funny. A bit like maddox

http://www.picasshole.com...ucius.html

2freaky4church1 said:

no it means god couldn't take no more of their bullshit.

You best turn up on the toasty side
or I'm gonna turn that sandwich down.

... well that's just like trying to go cut the mountain

It might be easier to eat cold peanutbutter through a straw.

You are truly the bastard song of all hypocrisy! It's the oldest one I have.