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My Film Script is finished! It's about a zombie invasion in Eton. Tell me what you think after you've read this weird sample:
Aled: So, Ben – how are we going to fight off this Zombie legion? Ben: Well, ever since I first looked into the eyes of that evil zombie I’ve been formulating a plan. Aled: And that plan is? Ben: Almost as good, if not better than my last plan. Aled: You mean the time you tried to blow up the library? Cut to the library. Ben walks in, wearing a fake moustache and holding a very obvious stick of dynamite. Ben: (holding out dynamite) I’d like to check this book in please. Librarian: Ok… Ben lights the dynamite and hands it to her before running out of the library like a girl and laughing maniacally. The librarian looks at the dynamite, licks her fingers and puts it out. Ben leans back, looking into the library. Ben: Blast! Cut back to Ben and Aled sitting on the Burning Bush. Ben: Ok, so I’ll think of a new idea. | |
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Masterpiece! | |
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Ex-Moderator | BTW - I have a zombie phobia. Zombies really scare me. |
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CarrieMpls said: BTW - I have a zombie phobia. Zombies really scare me. So you can never watch Oprah, huh? | |
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CarrieMpls said: BTW - I have a zombie phobia. Zombies really scare me. BOOOO!!!!! | |
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Moderator | In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sounds good as long as there's some zombie gore scenes in it. | |
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Spookymuffin said: It's about a zombie invasion in Eton. Tell me what you think after you've read this weird sample:
Aled: So, Ben – how are we going to fight off this Zombie legion? Ben: Well, ever since I first looked into the eyes of that evil zombie I’ve been formulating a plan. Aled: And that plan is? Ben: Almost as good, if not better than my last plan. Aled: You mean the time you tried to blow up the library? Cut to the library. Ben walks in, wearing a fake moustache and holding a very obvious stick of dynamite. Ben: (holding out dynamite) I’d like to check this book in please. Librarian: Ok… Ben lights the dynamite and hands it to her before running out of the library like a girl and laughing maniacally. The librarian looks at the dynamite, licks her fingers and puts it out. Ben leans back, looking into the library. Ben: Blast! Cut back to Ben and Aled sitting on the Burning Bush. Ben: Ok, so I’ll think of a new idea. | |
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Loved 28 days later, btw. | |
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Now you'll just need a hundred million dollars to shoot the actual piece. | |
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News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Spookymuffin said: It's about a zombie invasion in Eton. Tell me what you think after you've read this weird sample:
Aled: So, Ben – how are we going to fight off this Zombie legion? Ben: Well, ever since I first looked into the eyes of that evil zombie I’ve been formulating a plan. Aled: And that plan is? Ben: Almost as good, if not better than my last plan. Aled: You mean the time you tried to blow up the library? Cut to the library. Ben walks in, wearing a fake moustache and holding a very obvious stick of dynamite. Ben: (holding out dynamite) I’d like to check this book in please. Librarian: Ok… Ben lights the dynamite and hands it to her before running out of the library like a girl and laughing maniacally. The librarian looks at the dynamite, licks her fingers and puts it out. Ben leans back, looking into the library. Ben: Blast! Cut back to Ben and Aled sitting on the Burning Bush. Ben: Ok, so I’ll think of a new idea. not bad, SM, but it needs a sex scene. sex sells | |
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Thanks for the positive feedback. I'm glad people find it funny. Here's another section:
Ben runs off to Queens Schools. He approaches the building carefully. It looks fairly empty. He steps forward, only to fall over and bang his shin. Ben sits up, holding his shin. He gasps in pain for 3 minutes before getting up and resuming entry. Ben enters Queens. It’s dark. It’s silent. Ben prepares to shoot the first thing that moves, but there’s nothing there. Ben starts to sing Space Oddity by David Bowie. Quietly at first, but as Ben begins to feel safe, he gets more into the swing of things. Cut to Ben shouting the lyrics, dancing down the darkened corridors of the Physics Lab. He stops when he reaches the end of the corridor and turns around. There, behind him, is a veritable army of zombies..evidently hungry for Ben’s meat (who isn’t?). Ben is left with no choice. He drops his gun and falls to the ground. Ben: unngngngnrrrr A zombie tilts his head and looks at Ben. Ben: Unngnenrngng! The zombie looks amazed. Ben stands up and moans again. The zombie smiles and extends his hand. Ben grabs it and shakes warmly before shuffling downstairs, the zombies in tow. Cut to Ben and the zombies, arranged in formation, on the grass outside Queens. Michael Jackson’s Thriller begins to play. Ben and the zombies enter a large, choreographed dance to the music. It’s amazing. Suddenly the music stops. Aled: Ben! Ben: Aled! Aled: What the hell are you doing? | |
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Ex-Moderator | ZombieKitten said: CarrieMpls said: BTW - I have a zombie phobia. Zombies really scare me. BOOOO!!!!! but you're not a zombie! you're charlotte! you can't fool me. Although, if I ever actually encoutnered a zombie kitty I think my entire world would fold in upon itself. Kitties are the like the symbol of all that is right and good in the universe and zombies, well, they scare me. I would like to think my love for all things kitty would persevere and I'd find that zombiekitty a nice home. But there's still a seed of doubt. |
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Ex-Moderator | Spookymuffin said: Thanks for the positive feedback. I'm glad people find it funny. Here's another section:
Ben runs off to Queens Schools. He approaches the building carefully. It looks fairly empty. He steps forward, only to fall over and bang his shin. Ben sits up, holding his shin. He gasps in pain for 3 minutes before getting up and resuming entry. Ben enters Queens. It’s dark. It’s silent. Ben prepares to shoot the first thing that moves, but there’s nothing there. Ben starts to sing Space Oddity by David Bowie. Quietly at first, but as Ben begins to feel safe, he gets more into the swing of things. Cut to Ben shouting the lyrics, dancing down the darkened corridors of the Physics Lab. He stops when he reaches the end of the corridor and turns around. There, behind him, is a veritable army of zombies..evidently hungry for Ben’s meat (who isn’t?). Ben is left with no choice. He drops his gun and falls to the ground. Ben: unngngngnrrrr A zombie tilts his head and looks at Ben. Ben: Unngnenrngng! The zombie looks amazed. Ben stands up and moans again. The zombie smiles and extends his hand. Ben grabs it and shakes warmly before shuffling downstairs, the zombies in tow. Cut to Ben and the zombies, arranged in formation, on the grass outside Queens. Michael Jackson’s Thriller begins to play. Ben and the zombies enter a large, choreographed dance to the music. It’s amazing. Suddenly the music stops. Aled: Ben! Ben: Aled! Aled: What the hell are you doing? |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: Thanks for the positive feedback. I'm glad people find it funny. Here's another section:
Ben runs off to Queens Schools. He approaches the building carefully. It looks fairly empty. He steps forward, only to fall over and bang his shin. Ben sits up, holding his shin. He gasps in pain for 3 minutes before getting up and resuming entry. Ben enters Queens. It’s dark. It’s silent. Ben prepares to shoot the first thing that moves, but there’s nothing there. Ben starts to sing Space Oddity by David Bowie. Quietly at first, but as Ben begins to feel safe, he gets more into the swing of things. Cut to Ben shouting the lyrics, dancing down the darkened corridors of the Physics Lab. He stops when he reaches the end of the corridor and turns around. There, behind him, is a veritable army of zombies..evidently hungry for Ben’s meat (who isn’t?). Ben is left with no choice. He drops his gun and falls to the ground. Ben: unngngngnrrrr A zombie tilts his head and looks at Ben. Ben: Unngnenrngng! The zombie looks amazed. Ben stands up and moans again. The zombie smiles and extends his hand. Ben grabs it and shakes warmly before shuffling downstairs, the zombies in tow. Cut to Ben and the zombies, arranged in formation, on the grass outside Queens. Michael Jackson’s Thriller begins to play. Ben and the zombies enter a large, choreographed dance to the music. It’s amazing. Suddenly the music stops. Aled: Ben! Ben: Aled! Aled: What the hell are you doing? What a detailed reply. | |
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evenstar3 said: Sounds good as long as there's some zombie gore scenes in it.
Well, I shoot lots of zombies. I think I'll put it on Google Video when it's done. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Spookymuffin said: CarrieMpls said: What a detailed reply. just for you. |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: What a detailed reply. just for you. I would give you a topless picture of me, but this is the internet and I might end up on Russian porn sites. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Spookymuffin said: CarrieMpls said: just for you. I would give you a topless picture of me, but this is the internet and I might end up on Russian porn sites. so you're going to deprive the russians then? that's not very nice. |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: I would give you a topless picture of me, but this is the internet and I might end up on Russian porn sites. so you're going to deprive the russians then? that's not very nice. Oh ha! HA HA! HAAA! Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not really laughing, I'm fake-laughing offensively loudly to make you feel uncomfortable. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Spookymuffin said: CarrieMpls said: so you're going to deprive the russians then? that's not very nice. Oh ha! HA HA! HAAA! Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not really laughing, I'm fake-laughing offensively loudly to make you feel uncomfortable. alright, then. |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: Oh ha! HA HA! HAAA! Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not really laughing, I'm fake-laughing offensively loudly to make you feel uncomfortable. alright, then. Conspirator. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: alright, then. Conspirator. Little yellow thing. | |
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Spookymuffin said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Conspirator. Little yellow thing. Yay! Am I back in a cult kinda way? | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: alright, then. Conspirator. Wayne Rooney fan. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Conspirator. Wayne Rooney fan. I thiguht you were. How do you fancy his chancea aganst the Portugese? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Spookymuffin said: Little yellow thing. Yay! Am I back in a cult kinda way? Well, if you mean a cult like the KKK then yeah. | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: Wayne Rooney fan. I thiguht you were. How do you fancy his chancea aganst the Portugese? oh, I am a fan too. I think he'll do well. He seemed to be about the only person playing the whole first half of their last match. I'm going to the pub to watch the game tomorrow again. |
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