How is it you always fall into the toliet if a man leaves the seat up? Seriously, don't you look before you sit down. I know as a man, if I am using the bathroom just for a poop, I will look at the toliet before sitting down on it. You never know, there might be a spider, or some shit like that. So how is it women tend not to look at the seat before sitting and shitting?

Completely off topic, but my last girlfriend, after I didn't call her one night, confessed to a mutual friend that she went to the beach and tried to drown herself over it.

This is a running joke with my friends and I.

I mean, really, who tries to DROWN themselves?!?!

MickG said:

That's funny, but it does happen!

And why do women sit down to pee? That's some laziness if I ever did see it...

jerseykrs said:

Off Topic Reply:

many people choose drowning as their form of suicide. If you ask me, it's one of the most nautal ways to kill yourself. After all, you came into this world from water. You are water. Might as well leave out with water too.

It's scary to some people, the though of drowning, but it is next to painless, and almost one of the surest ways of killing one's self quickly.

jerseykrs said:

funny, i felt this way when you didn't call me

jerseykrs said:

I can't believe you laugh at that

notoriousj said:

Yeah, you didn't know her Jess

I've been so drunk that I've sat when the lid is down. Several times, actually.

It feels funny.

jerseykrs said:

I was being sarcastic...dumb bitch obviously needs some fucking help.

INSATIABLE said:

You would do somehting like that

notoriousj said:

Toilet lids are chilly.

notoriousj said:

I was beginning to think you went soft?

jerseykrs said:

Nahh still the same ol hard ass bitch I always have been....Never will I go soft...

INSATIABLE said:

chilly willy....
[Edited 6/26/06 12:58pm]

MickG said:

Moonwalkbjrain said:

That's a myth.

Hypothermia causes drowsiness and confusion which makes you less aware of what's happening as you drown. I have read that you become pleasantly numb to the experience.

Drowning, however, is supposedly extremely painful and a horrible way to die. Apparently, the pressure of the water causes stabbing pains in your eyes and ears and the pain you feel in your throat and lungs is absolutely unbearable. I also can't imagine the panic you go thru as you know you are dying.

jerseykrs said:

Boy...you really know how to pick 'em.

JustErin said:

thats wat i was thinkin! next to painless and quick my ass!

I'm off to drown myself.

JustErin said:

yeah, in Canadia...