New topic
PrintableI had a person who was ~supposedly~ in love with me coming to visit from Florida and he was late showing up. I told him I was worried he may have had an accident because he was 4 hours later than his approximate time of arrival and I could not reach him on his cell phone. He told me he was waiting around his house trying to decide whether or not our situation made him want to vomit.
Go ahead and laugh...even though it is funny and a wierd thing to say to someone, it really did hurt me a lot and I still think about it.   "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
Dalai Lama | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
"There was a dead squirrel on my driveway, I couldn't just leave it there"
It worked of course. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
cubic61052 said: I had a person who was ~supposedly~ in love with me coming to visit from Florida and he was late showing up. I told him I was worried he may have had an accident because he was 4 hours later than his approximate time of arrival and I could not reach him on his cell phone. He told me he was waiting around his house trying to decide whether or not our situation made him want to vomit.
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
cubic61052 said: I had a person who was ~supposedly~ in love with me coming to visit from Florida and he was late showing up. I told him I was worried he may have had an accident because he was 4 hours later than his approximate time of arrival and I could not reach him on his cell phone. He told me he was waiting around his house trying to decide whether or not our situation made him want to vomit.
 Those Floridians  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
PANDURITO said: cubic61052 said: I had a person who was ~supposedly~ in love with me coming to visit from Florida and he was late showing up. I told him I was worried he may have had an accident because he was 4 hours later than his approximate time of arrival and I could not reach him on his cell phone. He told me he was waiting around his house trying to decide whether or not our situation made him want to vomit.
Those Floridians I'm from Florida...all of us aren't that harsh!  "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
Dalai Lama | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| I know | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
1. What do you mean by late?
2. I'm not from around here, blame it on the daylight savings time 3. They said 8 but I knew that the cool stuff always starts at 9 4. So what else is there to do around here  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Novabreaker said: onenitealone said: I wouldn't say I can't be trusted on a myriad of things, though.
 Friends who are always late are the kind of friends I now longer want to borrow any my CDs for. There is a pattern.  
Well, I can't account for your mates but I can assure you I'm nothing like that.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
"I was giving my cat a bath."  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CynthiasSocks said: "I was giving my cat a bath."
Washing that pussy again??? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CynthiasSocks said: "I was giving my cat a bath."
really? that's usually quite traumatic for both cat and owner
I'd believe that one
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
onenitealone said: CynthiasSocks said: "I was giving my cat a bath."
Washing that pussy again???  That wasn't my excuse but one someone told me... and I wrote him up for being 33 mins late!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CynthiasSocks said: onenitealone said: Washing that pussy again??? That wasn't my excuse but one someone told me... and I wrote him up for being 33 mins late! I bet it was true! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CynthiasSocks said: onenitealone said: Washing that pussy again??? That wasn't my excuse but one someone told me... and I wrote him up for being 33 mins late!
You must be a strict boss! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
onenitealone said: CynthiasSocks said: That wasn't my excuse but one someone told me... and I wrote him up for being 33 mins late!
You must be a strict boss!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |