Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar.
While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks
at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
the woman begins
to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she
has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I
ain't never seed nobody do it."

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