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Printablepurplerein said: MickG said: I'm one that needs spray here. It's a funny thing, but I have to spray extra around this time of year. We have this funny little bug known as a carpet beetle here. Come mid June-July those little funny beetles, that are harmless, try to invade your home for the carpet so they can lay eggs.
The really funny thing is that they come like a Army, one after the other, in batches of 12-24-100 one after the other just trying to munch some carpet. It's an attack that lasts for about a month, and if you don't spray, then you have to crawl around your carpet and pick the up. what's wrong with a little carpet munching every now and then? I do it as often as possible  pervs on my spider thread
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Mach said: purplerein said: what's wrong with a little carpet munching every now and then? I do it as often as possible pervs on my spider thread
so I guess you don't want to hear about the guy who got a deadly spider bite on his willie while he was camping..and his best friend called 911 and asked what to do..and the ems on the other end of the line said, you'll have to suck out the venom...and the man who was bit asked his friend, "what did they say", and the friend answered "you're going to die"...? | |
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purplerein said: Mach said: pervs on my spider thread
so I guess you don't want to hear about the guy who got a deadly spider bite on his willie while he was camping..and his best friend called 911 and asked what to do..and the ems on the other end of the line said, you'll have to suck out the venom...and the man who was bit asked his friend, "what did they say", and the friend answered "you're going to die"...? 
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I was sitting on a bench outside the theatre last week and one of these motherfuckers just showed up on my leg, and I have NO idea where it came from. Except it was green and had yellow spikes. I flipped the fuck out. IN public. I wrapped my shirt around my hand and tried to grab it (SMRT, I know..) but it kept poking me so I slapped the shit out of it off my leg. It was too big. I was scared to try to kill it. I would've felt it under my foot.  Lance is SO a bottom  | |
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