One thing about me, and I guess about many men, is we would rather hurt ourselves then take a shit in a public restroom. I know I will not do this Unless the only other option is to shit my pants. Can I get an Amen?

What's you got to say about Public Restrooms?

i have no problem having a dump in a public toilet. Reading the sex stories on the wall is good reading too.....

I don't like to shit anywhere except at home, if I can help it.

vainandy said:

this a vile thread..but i agree with you..

I like the ones at McDonalds, they're cleaned every half hour! not like at home

i can take a shit anywhere anytime. if need be i would even
do it on a crowded highstreet, lol.

doing number 1 however, is another thing entirely, i cannot
for the life of me do number 1 without being able to close
a door behind me.

i was about to explode one night on my way home so i pulled
over to the side of the road, got out and stood there and i
swear, nothing came, lol. it's that bad.

even in the middle of the night on a deserted road i cannot
pee. what the hell is wrong with me?

Oh, don't get me started on my dumpage issues.

After some of the traveling I've done, it's gotten a little bit better, but I absolutely hate public restrooms, period. Even worse is port-a-potties. The first time I went to the Glastonbury Festival I didn't poo for the entire time we were there (4 days!). By the time it was over my stomach was all bound up, it was awful. The second time I went it was a little better but I have such a weak stomach, particularly when I first wake up, that I had to learn to go to pee before I'd eaten in the morning or I'd lose my perfectly good breakfast. I can't take the smell.
As I said, it's gotten a bit better over the years, but in general, I have a really hard time with stomach issues when I travel. It's no fun.

CarrieMpls said:

when I was in 6th grade I went on a 5 day train tour and back then the toilets emptied out onto the tracks! and sitting on the toilet was very breezy indeed, so I held on for the entire time. I also did when I was in Malaysia - I couldn't work out how to flush over there. When I finally found a western toilet at the airport I nearly broke the porcelain!
I don't like plane toilets either, but I have managed to use them.

Y'all are scaring me.

ZombieKitten said:

why do they put frosted glass on Airplane bathroom windows?







The Shats got the Shats when he noticed..."There's something on the wing, some thing"

MickG said:

I was at a fake beach in the Los Angeles are somewhere. I don't remember speciffically where cuz I was like 5 when this happened. But the stalls in this bathroom had no doors. As I entered I was scoping the floor to locate an empty stall. I saw this brown trail of water heading for a drain. As I passed the fron of the stall I couldn't help but look for the train wreck. There was this poor little kid trying to prop himself up on the toilet...crying...with a piece of shit dangling out of his ass and several more on the floor. On his trunks as well which were gathered around his ankle.

Needless to say, after that, I booked for the door and never looked back. I was clenching my cheeks untill we got back to my uncle's house.

BobGeorge909 said:

Port-a-Potties are the worst....the stench is vomitrocious.

My best friend will search out the nearest hospital and use that. His thinking is that they are clean.

jerseykrs said:

my mum waltzes into posh hotels like she is a guest and looks for a toilet

ZombieKitten said:

jerseykrs said:

we found one once that looked like a movie star's dressing room! all gold with fancy lights and everything!

these are some great stories

Very nice to see others can be open enough to talk about it unlike some that just get scared by what they are reading

I would share a story, unfortunally negitive public bathroom experiences is one of very few things I alow myself to mentally block out.

a) when I was little, we used to spend the summers out on Long Island at a rented beach home. We used to go to a beach which had a boardwalk. well..there weren't any public restrooms convenient..so we had to go under the boardwalk, behind a piling. the contrast of the cold dark sand...well..anyway
b) in San Remo italy in the train station, the public toilet is a hole, over which you squat. I don't recall if there was a door or not.

I hate public restrooms. Even worse are those ones that are in parks and stuff that are like giant holes...being rather small, I always feel like I'll just fall straight into it Plus it smells horrible considering there's no flush.

And there's no excuse for not flushing, yet this occurs all the time in public restrooms. That and the toilet paper on the floor and empty rolls. That empty roll thing makes me want to explode...

Ok I just don't like them at all..they're dirty and it's not pleasant to know that you are not the only one using the bathroom...nor is it just you and your family or something...