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Cougar hunting ok, so I'm listening to opie and anthony in the morning on the radio..and they're talking about cougar hunting. What's a cougar you ask?..no, it's not garythenotrashcougar. A cougar is an older woman who thinks she's 20, acts like she's 20, dresses like she's 20..
anyone have a cougar story?...I do... I was on a vacation and I met an older woman (about 50)..she told me she gave good "keppie" (head)....one thing led to another...she kinda looked like barbara walters in her good years. We got together a few times, but then it faded away | |
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a "cougar" waiting to be hunted | |
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I not into old women. | |
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Spats said: I not into old women.
um...Spats...I don't think you're in a position to be choosy | |
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Why? | |
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My kind of women. | |
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Cougar is a Canadian term and the population of cougars is so bad here that I think it's time for a cull. | |
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JustErin said: Cougar is a Canadian term and the population of cougars is so bad here that I think it's time for a cull.
 Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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when i was 24 i had sex with a 45 year old and there was a fair chance she was lying about her age.
I would do it again, I have never experienced anything like that ever since. 
 Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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plz, I was 16. | |
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I am nearly a cougar - at what age does that start?  | |
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So what you're saying is, once I'm old there will be young men seeking me out?  |
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CarrieMpls said: So what you're saying is, once I'm old there will be young men seeking me out?
it will be like flys round shit, so to speak. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Let's remember that behind it's ferocity, a cougar is still a cat.
Whenever I meet up with a cougar, I just think of it as a bigger & more carnivorous pussy..... | |
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ZombieKitten said: I am nearly a cougar - at what age does that start?
A cougar doesn't mean a woman of a certain age. It's an older woman that dresses like a teen but usually looks quite haggard, and goes out to bars specifically looking for younger men to have sex with. She usually has a couple of kids waiting for her at home. | |
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JustErin said: Cougar is a Canadian term
That explains EVERYTHING  | |
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JustErin said: ZombieKitten said: I am nearly a cougar - at what age does that start?
A cougar doesn't mean a woman of a certain age. It's an older woman that dresses like a teen but usually looks quite haggard, and goes out to bars specifically looking for younger men to have sex with. She usually has a couple of kids waiting for her at home.
I can't wait to be one!  |
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Cougars who appeared on the Tyra Banks show about....Cougar hunting | |
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purplerein said:
Cougars who appeared on the Tyra Banks show about....Cougar hunting THAT is not the norm. This is more like it: http://viewmorepics.myspa...d1c98e6e88 http://viewmorepics.myspa...64e516a2a2 Here' more cougar info. http://wwww.urbancougar.c...es_ucs.php | |
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JustErin said: Perfect!.....um....erin?....um....why do you know so much about this? | |
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purplerein said: JustErin said: Perfect!.....um....erin?....um....why do you know so much about this? Honest answer? Hahaha. Ok, I SWEAR this is the truth. My closest friend (who's single, cute and no kids) loves this bar that is usually crawling in cougs. If I wanna go out to have a few drinks with her I have to hit the places that she loves. So being the good friend that I am, I grit my teeth and go. 
It's honestly the WORST bar in the city but she loves it. | |
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My closest friend (who's single, cute and no kids) loves this bar that is usually crawling in cougs. If I wanna go out to have a few drinks with her I have to hit the places that she loves. So being the good friend that I am, I grit my teeth and go.
It's honestly the WORST bar in the city but she loves it.[/quote] Thanks for your honesty! but be careful...you might wind up on that website by accident! | |
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purplerein said: Thanks for your honesty! but be careful...you might wind up on that website by accident! Luckily, I haven't gone in over a year and a half. Now that I am a mom, I would probably fit right in with all the other "single moms on the town". No thanks.  | |
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JustErin said: purplerein said: Thanks for your honesty! but be careful...you might wind up on that website by accident! Luckily, I haven't gone in over a year and a half. Now that I am a mom, I would probably fit right in with all the other "single moms on the town". No thanks. you're cool.  [Edited 6/24/06 9:40am] | |
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