yo

i'm confused. and i'm sure there's more people who don't
really get what's going on.

is it just a joke again, you know, like Dan's taking an
extended holiday or something

or is he really gone? and why? is this like last time???


please don't lock this up or throw it into site disc. in
an instant cuz at least if you leave it here people will
have a chance to see it and stop asking questions on all
threads, lol.

There was a horrible hair-salon accident.

2the9s said:

jersey didn't like his highlights?

OMG, just stop it already! I'm at work and my sides are hurting from laughing. Folks think I'm crazy

pinkgirl93 said:

If I find out YOU'RE Dan!!

2the9s said:

Then you'd be all over me!

pinkgirl93 said:

Maybe I'd play hard to get like Spats.

2the9s said:

Who's spats? An alter of imago?

omg you people. can't anybody just answer the bloody question?

He needed some time off to read The Count of MonteCristo

IstenSzek said:

on a break, i imagine. he does so often

pinkgirl couldn't be Imago. Her spelling is far too correct.

Here's the skinny:

Dan went clubbing. He finally picked up a hottie. She was a little wild She made he do sex acts he never even dreamt of, and was getting really exhusted. He want to her to finally get finished and leave so he tried talking dirty to her.

Dan: You like that? I going to take you the bridge.
{PANTING} We're on the bridge now filthy whore!
{HUFFING, PUFFING}
THIS IS LAKE MINNATOKA!!!
SWIM!
SWIM I SAY!!
CLEANSE YOURSELF!!
SWIM DIRTY WHORE SWIM!!!

No one has seen or heard from him since.

Plus she is a girl ...and she is pink

PANDURITO said:

She sounds cute though.

purplerein said:

That's another difference