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seriously. where is Dan? yo
i'm confused. and i'm sure there's more people who don't really get what's going on. is it just a joke again, you know, like Dan's taking an extended holiday or something or is he really gone? and why? is this like last time??? please don't lock this up or throw it into site disc. in an instant cuz at least if you leave it here people will have a chance to see it and stop asking questions on all threads, lol. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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There was a horrible hair-salon accident. | |
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2the9s said: There was a horrible hair-salon accident.
jersey didn't like his highlights? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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OMG, just stop it already! I'm at work and my sides are hurting from laughing. Folks think I'm crazy And be among her cloudy trophies hung. | |
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pinkgirl93 said: OMG, just stop it already! I'm at work and my sides are hurting from laughing. Folks think I'm crazy
If I find out YOU'RE Dan!! | |
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2the9s said: pinkgirl93 said: OMG, just stop it already! I'm at work and my sides are hurting from laughing. Folks think I'm crazy
If I find out YOU'RE Dan!! Then you'd be all over me! And be among her cloudy trophies hung. | |
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pinkgirl93 said: 2the9s said: If I find out YOU'RE Dan!! Then you'd be all over me! Maybe I'd play hard to get like Spats. | |
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2the9s said: pinkgirl93 said: Then you'd be all over me! Maybe I'd play hard to get like Spats. Who's spats? An alter of imago? And be among her cloudy trophies hung. | |
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omg you people. can't anybody just answer the bloody question?
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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He needed some time off to read The Count of MonteCristo | |
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IstenSzek said: omg you people. can't anybody just answer the bloody question?
on a break, i imagine. he does so often Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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pinkgirl couldn't be Imago. Her spelling is far too correct. | |
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Here's the skinny:
Dan went clubbing. He finally picked up a hottie. She was a little wild She made he do sex acts he never even dreamt of, and was getting really exhusted. He want to her to finally get finished and leave so he tried talking dirty to her. Dan: You like that? I going to take you the bridge. {PANTING} We're on the bridge now filthy whore! {HUFFING, PUFFING} THIS IS LAKE MINNATOKA!!! SWIM! SWIM I SAY!! CLEANSE YOURSELF!! SWIM DIRTY WHORE SWIM!!! No one has seen or heard from him since. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Plus she is a girl ...and she is pink | |
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PANDURITO said: Plus she is a girl ...and she is pink
She sounds cute though. | |
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purplerein said: PANDURITO said: Plus she is a girl ...and she is pink
She sounds cute though. That's another difference | |
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