Last night when i was leaving at 11pm i found a condom dead smack middle of my car roof like someone put it there purposely. Who would do such a thing? I am holding it for finger prints!!! All I know is I couldn't fit in that little tiny condom.

yuck... don't touch it

saintsation said:

INSATIABLE said:

....it wasnt me but i was DYIN LAUGHING when I got that phone call...yeah like I realllly was gonna do sum mess like that..go all the way out there to do that shit....maybe god tryinna tell u sumthin'

Its just a condom man. Not like sperm was dripping out of it was it. Maybe its a sign u need protection.

paisleypark4 said:

i know u should know since i never used one on a certain ex at least 2000 times!!! and wish i nevr met that one!!!
[Edited 6/26/06 8:58am]

saintsation said:

lawd....funny u goin 2 Chicago, just coming back from there

That is funny sounds like some kind of evil joke I would play on someone.... I am evil like that though....sick shit like that makes me laugh.

notoriousj said:

whats so sick about it? It wasn't like it was used or anything. Saint said it was asmall condom, it coulda come in handy for a brother like me.

thesexofit said:

I am sorry you have a small wee wee...

notoriousj said:

Meh, no need to apologize, its not tiny, its just average. And theres saint frontin' when he didn't need to.

thesexofit said:

saintsation said:

it sounds like a teenage random prank. Some teenage boys were proberbly getting themself worked up with a condom, they didn't know what to do with it, so they used it to make a general statement to a unknown person, that person just ended up being you, and anyone else that passed by and seen it. I wouldn't look to deeply into it.

lord jesus do you need to rant about everything?

SammiJ said:

me?

SammiJ said:

ok, that's nasty....dumb @ss people.

SammiJ said:

saintsation said:

Yup...that's cuz it's not a body condom fool. Couldn't fit in it...jeesh.

BobGeorge909 said:

did you know you don't have to try and fit your balls in it too!

paisleypark4 said:

And what does this has to do with the thread? I might not go after all anyway!!
[Edited 6/24/06 7:15am]

when i was about 12 i got a book from the library and when i opened it there was a condom in the middle of it.
I shit myself and let out a scream because me and my mates know what "gongies" were.
My dad threw it in the fire, i dont think its had been used.

muirdo said:

gongies
we called them dingers!

i was about 14... my sister and i were living in the motorhome for two weeks while i did my swimming lessons in town. she was 19 and worked in the bar at night

so it was two weeks of freedom for me. friends would come over and hang out... we would get someone to pull a few beer on the weekend. leanne chatted up some guys traveling on bikes that were tenting for the night next to the motorhome. they were nice enough but a lot older than us teenyboppers. i came back from hanging out with my girlfriends to find a condom on the doorknob of the motorhome.

i was panicing and went to the pool to phone my sister at the bar. i was sure that if i went in the motorhome i was going to be raped! my sister didn't take it as seriously though and laughed... said she would be home later. so i flung the condom on their picnic table, locked the flimsy lock on the motorhome and jumped at any sound i heard until my sister got home

now i can laugh about it but back then it was a different story lol

paisleypark4 said:

That is what I thought..

paisleypark4 said:

I don't know i mean your dad is using my number to write bad checks across the city how was i supposed t oknow. Maybe your boyfriend or his friend steve did it cause neither one of them and you have the courage to face me face to face and don't blame either one of you!!!