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I saw an old woman's cleavage today Alright, it wasn't on purpose. The Captain was talking with an older acquaintance of his, a woman in her 60s, and she bent over to pick something up. And damn it if, only for a brief merciful second, I caught an eyeful of her aged love mounds. I tried to look away, really I did, but there was no time. I'm not an old-people hater or anything, I just simply believe that there is a time in every woman's life when they should stop disrobing or showing any flesh whatsoever. Dudes too because I know that a sagging sack is not exactly eye candy. But she should have been wearing more covering or at least warned me before she bent over. "I'm going to pick this wrapper up now Cappy so please avert your eyes in case my melons enter your field of vision." Damn something.
So anyway, I'm disturbed and I thought I would share. | |
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Don't you see what's going on?
She WANTED you to see that! | |
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2the9s said: Don't you see what's going on?
She WANTED you to see that! Oh God, I don't have to call her now do I? | |
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thank god I haven't seen any elderly bits yets. *knocks on wood* looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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The vision haunts me. I can't get it out of my mind. Am I going to start hitting on older hookers now? | |
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CaptainChaos said: 2the9s said: Don't you see what's going on?
She WANTED you to see that! Oh God, I don't have to call her now do I? you are now engaged | |
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ZombieKitten said: CaptainChaos said: Oh God, I don't have to call her now do I? you are now engaged | |
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you know.....it just dawned on me that when I was younger we (my whole family) would go to this older man's pool. My whole family would go over there because he was a friend of my parents. I had to be about 8 or 9 at the time and we'd just swim in the pool while he was in there too. Just when I thought I had blocked this out of my head.....it comes back He seemed like a nice old man to me, but my aunt had him pegged as a pervert. I didn't pay it any attention because I was 8. The thought of his wrinkly old chest with grey hair sickens me now that I think about it. He's dead and gone now , so I won't say too much more about that. I don't really count that as something shocking to see though.....thank god it wasn't his privates. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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CaptainChaos said: Alright, it wasn't on purpose. The Captain was talking with an older acquaintance of his, a woman in her 60s, and she bent over to pick something up. And damn it if, only for a brief merciful second, I caught an eyeful of her aged love mounds. I tried to look away, really I did, but there was no time. I'm not an old-people hater or anything, I just simply believe that there is a time in every woman's life when they should stop disrobing or showing any flesh whatsoever. Dudes too because I know that a sagging sack is not exactly eye candy. But she should have been wearing more covering or at least warned me before she bent over. "I'm going to pick this wrapper up now Cappy so please avert your eyes in case my melons enter your field of vision." Damn something.
So anyway, I'm disturbed and I thought I would share. I couldn't have said it any better. And sacks of any kind are not eye candy. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: you know.....it just dawned on me that when I was younger we (my whole family) would go to this older man's pool. My whole family would go over there because he was a friend of my parents. I had to be about 8 or 9 at the time and we'd just swim in the pool while he was in there too. Just when I thought I had blocked this out of my head.....it comes back He seemed like a nice old man to me, but my aunt had him pegged as a pervert. I didn't pay it any attention because I was 8. The thought of his wrinkly old chest with grey hair sickens me now that I think about it. He's dead and gone now , so I won't say too much more about that. I don't really count that as something shocking to see though.....thank god it wasn't his privates.
Did he ask you to call him Uncle CaptainChaos? | |
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2the9s said: AnckSuNamun said: you know.....it just dawned on me that when I was younger we (my whole family) would go to this older man's pool. My whole family would go over there because he was a friend of my parents. I had to be about 8 or 9 at the time and we'd just swim in the pool while he was in there too. Just when I thought I had blocked this out of my head.....it comes back He seemed like a nice old man to me, but my aunt had him pegged as a pervert. I didn't pay it any attention because I was 8. The thought of his wrinkly old chest with grey hair sickens me now that I think about it. He's dead and gone now , so I won't say too much more about that. I don't really count that as something shocking to see though.....thank god it wasn't his privates.
Did he ask you to call him Uncle CaptainChaos? He probably hadn't achieved the rank of Captain at that time. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: thank god I haven't seen any elderly bits yets. *knocks on wood* in about 30 or 40 years you will see them everyday. | |
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2the9s said: AnckSuNamun said: you know.....it just dawned on me that when I was younger we (my whole family) would go to this older man's pool. My whole family would go over there because he was a friend of my parents. I had to be about 8 or 9 at the time and we'd just swim in the pool while he was in there too. Just when I thought I had blocked this out of my head.....it comes back He seemed like a nice old man to me, but my aunt had him pegged as a pervert. I didn't pay it any attention because I was 8. The thought of his wrinkly old chest with grey hair sickens me now that I think about it. He's dead and gone now , so I won't say too much more about that. I don't really count that as something shocking to see though.....thank god it wasn't his privates.
Did he ask you to call him Uncle CaptainChaos? Alright now, I'm a young virile buck now. Maybe it was my real father... | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: AnckSuNamun said: thank god I haven't seen any elderly bits yets. *knocks on wood* in about 30 or 40 years you will see them everyday. Okay, I am DAMNED DEPRESSED now! | |
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CaptainChaos said: 2the9s said: Did he ask you to call him Uncle CaptainChaos? Alright now, I'm a young virile buck now. Maybe it was my real father... looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: AnckSuNamun said: thank god I haven't seen any elderly bits yets. *knocks on wood* in about 30 or 40 years you will see them everyday. I don't care about my own. As far as others....I'll have a different mindset by then.....hopefully. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Okay I just ordered this movie from Netflix. I think I'm messed up.
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Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha? Okay, people, it moved a little bit at that picture. This sucks! | |
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There are certainly some MILFS out there, like the hottie Mrs. Robinson. Not ready to start lusting after GILFS though.
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Moderator | 2the9s said: Don't you see what's going on?
She WANTED you to see that! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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ZombieKitten said: http://www.thespecialforce.com/Montagnard/Really_Old_Lady.jpg
Ewwww. | |
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Cloudbuster said: ZombieKitten said: http://www.thespecialforce.com/Montagnard/Really_Old_Lady.jpg
Ewwww. now THAT's a cleavage!!!!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: now THAT's a cleavage!!!!!
You're grim. | |
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ZombieKitten said: http://www.thespecialforce.com/Montagnard/Really_Old_Lady.jpg
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Omadon said: ZombieKitten said: http://www.thespecialforce.com/Montagnard/Really_Old_Lady.jpg
how come you can see that? | |
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Omadon said: ZombieKitten said: http://www.thespecialforce.com/Montagnard/Really_Old_Lady.jpg
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ZombieKitten said: Omadon said: how come you can see that? I'm cured! God be praised, I am no longer blind! | |
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