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Whatis it about coffee... ...that's make you real regular???
I've been drinking it everyday and I swear I've been droppin' off the kids twice a day What the hell is in it that does that to me??? | |
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Ex-Moderator | It's a diuretic.
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Enough. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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it's like an ex of mine once said to me...they don't call it ESPRESSO for nothin'... | |
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INSATIABLE said: Enough.
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Anx said: it's like an ex of mine once said to me...they don't call it ESPRESSO for nothin'...
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shausler said: INSATIABLE said: Enough.
How was the Indian? Do you need some of Anx's booty wipes?* *feeble attempt to keep the topic on-ass Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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shausler said: INSATIABLE said: Enough.
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How do you know it's the coffee? | |
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I mean, maybe you're a natural born shitter | |
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add a ciggie or two after breakfast, and some prunes for dinner - voila! | |
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PANDURITO said: I mean, maybe you're a natural born shitter
Nah man. When I go without it, it don't happen as often | |
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I love the stuff but I'm like you. It doesn't half make me wee-wee. "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Yeah, it makes me like that too, but I always figure that's gotta make ya thinner, right? | |
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Coffee tastes like dirty water to me. | |
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TMPletz said: Coffee tastes like dirty water to me.
You have to put special creamers in it! | |
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It gives me the poops also. But I love coffee. And I enjoy a good dump. So it's a win/win situation. | |
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alwayslate said: It gives me the poops also. But I love coffee. And I enjoy a good dump. So it's a win/win situation.
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luv4all7 said: TMPletz said: Coffee tastes like dirty water to me.
You have to put special creamers in it! I've tried that. Still doesn't work for me. I'd rather have hot chocolate. | |
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BlackBuddy said: ...that's make you real regular???
I've been drinking it everyday and I swear I've been droppin' off the kids twice a day What the hell is in it that does that to me??? the reason is it's a mood-enhancer; temporarily can relieve stress, depression and boosts IQ even a little. | |
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BlackBuddy said: ...that's make you real regular???
I've been drinking it everyday and I swear I've been droppin' off the kids twice a day What the hell is in it that does that to me??? my mother in law says it blocks her up. I don't touch the stuff | |
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you all don't know about joy until you've tryed a coffee enima. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: you all don't know about joy until you've tryed a coffee enima.
what's that like? | |
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According to this article:"Coffee Stimulates the Gastrointestinal (GI) Tract to Overactivity
Coffee produces a laxative effect in susceptible people through stimulation of rectosigmoid motor activity, as soon as four minutes after drinking. Even modest doses of coffee can have this effect, whether or not the body is ready to dispose of the feces, resulting in loose stools. Studies show that decaffeinated coffee has a similar stimulant effect on the GI tract proving that the laxative effect is not only due to caffeine." | |
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I like my medium roast.. no sugar, or dairy products..
just black. They gotta know how to make it too.. don't give me no bitter shit in a cup.. . [Edited 6/15/06 22:00pm] | |
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... I need to stop drinking coffee... | |
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Green Tea makes me regular too looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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