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Screetch Needs The Org's Help (Actor Turns To Fans For Help) 'Screech' actor turns to fans for help
Sun Jun 18, 4:43 AM ET More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order. "If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said. Diamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts — at $15 or $20 (autographed) each — to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee. The T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said. He's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com. The foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court. Diamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you." Diamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday. (I'll buy one if you buy one...) Space for sale... | |
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Why should anyone save his house? There are people more deserving of the money he is trying to raise. Probably his own fault for losing it, the stupid crack head. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Why should anyone save his house? There are people more deserving of the money he is trying to raise. Probably his own fault for losing it, the stupid crack head.
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i was wondering why his credit is so bad. | |
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sosgemini said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Why should anyone save his house? There are people more deserving of the money he is trying to raise. Probably his own fault for losing it, the stupid crack head.
now i'll have nightmares! | |
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this is awesome! I want to save Screech's house!
But I'm broke. | |
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so like... if i make tshirts with my face on it saying "help me through university" and sell them @ 15$ a pop...will yall help pay my tuition?
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Isn't he one of those child actors whose parents stole most of his money? Like the Feldman. | |
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SammiJ said: so like... if i make tshirts with my face on it saying "help me through university" and sell them @ 15$ a pop...will yall help pay my tuition?
I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no because you don't have a trademark "screech" face. | |
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why is he losing his house? | |
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jerseykrs said: SammiJ said: so like... if i make tshirts with my face on it saying "help me through university" and sell them @ 15$ a pop...will yall help pay my tuition?
I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no because you don't have a trademark "screech" face. i have boobs tho...you like boobs....right? | |
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SammiJ said: jerseykrs said: I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no because you don't have a trademark "screech" face. i have boobs tho...you like boobs....right? Don't try to bribe me sammi!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: SammiJ said: i have boobs tho...you like boobs....right? Don't try to bribe me sammi!!! the damage has already been done | |
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he claimed on howard Stern to have a 10" penis. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ufoclub said: he claimed on howard Stern to have a 10" penis.
what does THAT have to do with anything? | |
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ufoclub said: he claimed on howard Stern to have a 10" penis.
He would. | |
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He came to my town to do his comic routine at a private club. He was swearing a lot and insulting the audience. Not the smartest thing to do in Utah.
He was boo'ed off the stage. Maybe crack isn't the problem. Maybe his comic routine just isn't funny. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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SammiJ said: ufoclub said: he claimed on howard Stern to have a 10" penis.
what does THAT have to do with anything? that's his new claim to fame! My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ufoclub said: SammiJ said: what does THAT have to do with anything? that's his new claim to fame! then he knows what he needs to do to raise money. lights, camera, action! | |
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Howard Stern joked the third element was “a big c*ck.” This led Dustin to reveal that that was the one requirement he’d be able to meet, announcing his penis is more than 10 inches long.
Dustin claimed that, contrary to popular belief, having a penis as big as his is “a curse” because of how painful it can be for his sex partners, as well as how inconvenient it is in his everyday life. Sal and Richard then came into the studio and offered Dustin $500 to perform various stunts – including receiving a naked lap dance from Richard, eating a Devil Dog out of Sal’s backside and accepting a teabag – but he wouldn’t agree to any of them. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH Dustin’s fiancé, Jennifer, came into the studio and admitted she was “afraid” the first time she saw Dustin’s penis, but also mentioned she now likes sex with him so much that she’d stay with him for the size of his penis alone. Dustin went on to say he doesn’t wear condoms because he can’t find any that fit him properly, adding even Magnums are “snug.” Artie then pointed out he has the opposite problem and that the sides of his condom boxes all have “Ha ha” written on them. LEARN TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE PENIS Dustin mentioned he has a problem using the bathroom because his penis hangs into the toilet water and added he can’t stand at a urinal because of his size. Artie then mentioned he doesn’t like using urinals either, but his problem stems from the fact that when he goes “it looks like a stream of water coming out of a stomach.” As Dustin continued to say how troublesome his penis size was, Howard acknowledged he didn’t care about his house problems anymore, adding that “Dustin and his big d*ck could be homeless” for all he cared. Artie agreed with Howard’s assessment of the situation and advised Dustin to not bring up his 10-inch penis when asking people for money. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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Why is it he is looking to "fans" to save his house? Shouldn't he be looking for a bell? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: Why is it he is looking to "fans" to save his house? Shouldn't he be looking for a bell?
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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or maybe a JOB?!
THATS GENIUS! | |
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he could always move into a smaller and cheaper place. or rent an apartment.
poor screech. isn't he mike d.'s brother? can't mike d. help him out? | |
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ufoclub said: Howard Stern joked the third element was “a big c*ck.” This led Dustin to reveal that that was the one requirement he’d be able to meet, announcing his penis is more than 10 inches long.
Dustin claimed that, contrary to popular belief, having a penis as big as his is “a curse” because of how painful it can be for his sex partners, as well as how inconvenient it is in his everyday life. Sal and Richard then came into the studio and offered Dustin $500 to perform various stunts – including receiving a naked lap dance from Richard, eating a Devil Dog out of Sal’s backside and accepting a teabag – but he wouldn’t agree to any of them. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH Dustin’s fiancé, Jennifer, came into the studio and admitted she was “afraid” the first time she saw Dustin’s penis, but also mentioned she now likes sex with him so much that she’d stay with him for the size of his penis alone. Dustin went on to say he doesn’t wear condoms because he can’t find any that fit him properly, adding even Magnums are “snug.” Artie then pointed out he has the opposite problem and that the sides of his condom boxes all have “Ha ha” written on them. LEARN TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE PENIS Dustin mentioned he has a problem using the bathroom because his penis hangs into the toilet water and added he can’t stand at a urinal because of his size. Artie then mentioned he doesn’t like using urinals either, but his problem stems from the fact that when he goes “it looks like a stream of water coming out of a stomach.” As Dustin continued to say how troublesome his penis size was, Howard acknowledged he didn’t care about his house problems anymore, adding that “Dustin and his big d*ck could be homeless” for all he cared. Artie agreed with Howard’s assessment of the situation and advised Dustin to not bring up his 10-inch penis when asking people for money. Good God. I love when guys say condoms just don't fit. Those things stretch so much you can pull them over your head. What a goof. | |
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JustErin said: ufoclub said: Howard Stern joked the third element was “a big c*ck.” This led Dustin to reveal that that was the one requirement he’d be able to meet, announcing his penis is more than 10 inches long.
Dustin claimed that, contrary to popular belief, having a penis as big as his is “a curse” because of how painful it can be for his sex partners, as well as how inconvenient it is in his everyday life. Sal and Richard then came into the studio and offered Dustin $500 to perform various stunts – including receiving a naked lap dance from Richard, eating a Devil Dog out of Sal’s backside and accepting a teabag – but he wouldn’t agree to any of them. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH Dustin’s fiancé, Jennifer, came into the studio and admitted she was “afraid” the first time she saw Dustin’s penis, but also mentioned she now likes sex with him so much that she’d stay with him for the size of his penis alone. Dustin went on to say he doesn’t wear condoms because he can’t find any that fit him properly, adding even Magnums are “snug.” Artie then pointed out he has the opposite problem and that the sides of his condom boxes all have “Ha ha” written on them. LEARN TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE PENIS Dustin mentioned he has a problem using the bathroom because his penis hangs into the toilet water and added he can’t stand at a urinal because of his size. Artie then mentioned he doesn’t like using urinals either, but his problem stems from the fact that when he goes “it looks like a stream of water coming out of a stomach.” As Dustin continued to say how troublesome his penis size was, Howard acknowledged he didn’t care about his house problems anymore, adding that “Dustin and his big d*ck could be homeless” for all he cared. Artie agreed with Howard’s assessment of the situation and advised Dustin to not bring up his 10-inch penis when asking people for money. Good God. I love when guys say condoms just don't fit. Those things stretch so much you can pull them over your head. What a goof. I can't find a rubber to fit either. they always fall off. | |
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: Good God. I love when guys say condoms just don't fit. Those things stretch so much you can pull them over your head. What a goof. I can't find a rubber to fit either. they always fall off. That's a shame. | |
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JustErin said: ufoclub said: Howard Stern joked the third element was “a big c*ck.” This led Dustin to reveal that that was the one requirement he’d be able to meet, announcing his penis is more than 10 inches long.
Dustin claimed that, contrary to popular belief, having a penis as big as his is “a curse” because of how painful it can be for his sex partners, as well as how inconvenient it is in his everyday life. Sal and Richard then came into the studio and offered Dustin $500 to perform various stunts – including receiving a naked lap dance from Richard, eating a Devil Dog out of Sal’s backside and accepting a teabag – but he wouldn’t agree to any of them. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH Dustin’s fiancé, Jennifer, came into the studio and admitted she was “afraid” the first time she saw Dustin’s penis, but also mentioned she now likes sex with him so much that she’d stay with him for the size of his penis alone. Dustin went on to say he doesn’t wear condoms because he can’t find any that fit him properly, adding even Magnums are “snug.” Artie then pointed out he has the opposite problem and that the sides of his condom boxes all have “Ha ha” written on them. LEARN TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE PENIS Dustin mentioned he has a problem using the bathroom because his penis hangs into the toilet water and added he can’t stand at a urinal because of his size. Artie then mentioned he doesn’t like using urinals either, but his problem stems from the fact that when he goes “it looks like a stream of water coming out of a stomach.” As Dustin continued to say how troublesome his penis size was, Howard acknowledged he didn’t care about his house problems anymore, adding that “Dustin and his big d*ck could be homeless” for all he cared. Artie agreed with Howard’s assessment of the situation and advised Dustin to not bring up his 10-inch penis when asking people for money. Good God. I love when guys say condoms just don't fit. Those things stretch so much you can pull them over your head. What a goof. no way...really? Space for sale... | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: I can't find a rubber to fit either. they always fall off. That's a shame. Does that mean an end to the stalking? | |
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sosgemini said: JustErin said: Good God. I love when guys say condoms just don't fit. Those things stretch so much you can pull them over your head. What a goof. no way...really? yeah. have you ever made water balloons outta those things? they used to do it in health class when i was in jr. high in order to demonstrate that when a guy says that it doesn't fit, he's lying. [Edited 6/18/06 11:48am] | |
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