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Reply #240 posted 06/23/06 10:58pm

Spats

sj1600 said:

Spats said:




What's a piss take? And should i be offended that people think i am a persona?



If you are indeed a real person then possibly you should be a little offended that people believe you to be a persona. I don't believe you are real (or that Spats is real) due to the beliefs of Spats. If you add what little you portray of yourself on screen together there isn't much there to go on. However, what you have described as acceptable and unacceptable from women is, quite frankly, hilarious. You are looking for a women who: -

Doesn't want oral sex.
Doesn't want anal sex.
Doesn't want to perform oral sex on you.
Doesn't like to do it, "doggy."
Doesn't sound too appreciative in bed.
Doesn't eat around you.
Doesn't get pregnant, have children, want children.
Doesn't lactate.
Doesn't refer to any kind of bodily function.
Doesn't want your time.
Doesn't want to live with you.
Doesn't act like a, "slut".
Doesn't wait for you to make the first move. (which cancels out the above, apparently).
Doesn't talk, "women's rubbish," all day long.

Most people are aware that this kind of woman does not exist. You or your persona is intelligent. Therefore, you are playing a game with people. You have already stated that part of what you say is true and partly to wind people up.

Therefore, you cannot be real!



Most of those are not unreasonable wants from a woman...

Oral sex and doggy style are degrading acts. It's hilarious some of the things that turn women off like sports or violent movies but this shit they love. Warped.

I didn't say they shouldn't enjoy themselves in bed. Just don't make a dman fool of themselves.

I said don't eat like a pig around me.

I don't wanna get involved with a woman who has kids or who wants them in the immediate future. What's wrong with that?

No, i don't want to live with a girlfriend. What's wrong with that. Why is that needed?

No i don't want them to act like a slut. That's unreasonable?

What's wrong with wanting a woman that will make the first move?

There is nothing wrong with not wanting a woman to dump all of her problems on me. I have enough things to think about involving myself. I never dumped my problems on any of my girlfriends. I kept that shit to myself.
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Reply #241 posted 06/24/06 5:21am

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SammiJ said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


He was freakin hot drool

lol you flirt tease

and anyway...she dont look like she just had a baby to be lactating... confuse
unless she was all baby when she was preggers




Your phone conversations make much more sense when I scan through your posts on the org. I see the threads that prompt subjects in your conversation. I might take a squirt or 2 so as to see what it taste like. But I ain't trying to eat a bowl of cereal!
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Reply #242 posted 06/25/06 2:05am

sj1600

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Spats said:

sj1600 said:



Loads of stuff.



Most of those are not unreasonable wants from a woman...

Oral sex and doggy style are degrading acts. It's hilarious some of the things that turn women off like sports or violent movies but this shit they love. Warped.

I didn't say they shouldn't enjoy themselves in bed. Just don't make a dman fool of themselves.

I said don't eat like a pig around me.

I don't wanna get involved with a woman who has kids or who wants them in the immediate future. What's wrong with that?

No, i don't want to live with a girlfriend. What's wrong with that. Why is that needed?

No i don't want them to act like a slut. That's unreasonable?

What's wrong with wanting a woman that will make the first move?

There is nothing wrong with not wanting a woman to dump all of her problems on me. I have enough things to think about involving myself. I never dumped my problems on any of my girlfriends. I kept that shit to myself.



I am not saying that anything that you want or don't want is wrong. I was merely pointing out that these views make me believe you are not real.

You are therefore, unreal! But, you still make me laugh. Nothing wrong in that.
[Edited 6/25/06 2:06am]
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