SammiJ said:

seriously, does he think breasts were created for his hands?

NDRU said:

probably


How old are you Spats?
[Edited 6/21/06 13:20pm]

Spats said:

Rarely's enough. Is milk from a beautiful woman really gross, but milk from a strange animal is okay?

NDRU said:

i dont know what this fucker thinks anymore
he just doesnt make any sense

SammiJ said:

He never did

SammiJ said:

I am not into mommies so all that is gross to me. The thought of it and the visuals.

I'll take my coffee black please

DarlinLaurie said:

u sure about that?
*squirt squirt*

DarlinLaurie said:

Same here. I hate to ask what she would do if the dude wanted sugar.

I was never breast fed. I think that's why I have allergies. Is it too late?

Spats said:

That might have been clever if you'd said honey instead of sugar.

NDRU said:

Who gets honey in their coffee??

NDRU said:

Neither was I but I think I'll let my nose fall off my face before sucking on a tit

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Same here.

Spats said:

wait, any tit, or just a lactating one?

Spats said:

You don't even like boobs on a hot chick you are attracted to and banging?????

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yes but i am not drinking anything.

Spats said:

AGAIN.

Spats said:

Neither is anybody here.

SammiJ said:

I don't know anyone that puts honey in their coffee.

Spats said:

nevermind...

just...never...mind.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Thank god.

Spats said:

My girlfriend & I do.

EPISODE : The One With the Breast Milk


[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk.]

Phoebe: Ben, dinner!

Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.

Phoebe: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)

Chandler: What did you just do?

Phoebe: I licked my arm, what?

Ross: It's breast milk.

Phoebe: So?

Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)

Chandler: What did you just do?

Ross: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?

Phoebe: You won't even taste it?

Ross: No!

Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?

Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.





[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep.]

Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.

(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)

Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)

Carol: How did we do?

Phoebe: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.

Ross: I did not freak out.

Carol: Why'd you freak out?

Ross: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.

Carol: My breast milk is gross?

Susan: This should be fun.

Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.

Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)

Ross: (jumping away) That would be no.

Phoebe: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.

Joey: Yeah, it taste kinda sweet, sorta like, uh...

Susan: Cantaloupe juice.

Joey: Exactly.

Ross: (staring at Susan) You've tasted it? You've tasted it.

Susan: Uh huh.

Ross: Oh, you've tasted it.

Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.

Ross: (he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and Ross squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and he wipes it off.)




Closing Credits

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occurring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored. He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!" Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.

End

100MPH said:

Spats, how old are you!!!

JustErin said:

Actually, I found this video by accident. And hell yeah, I like to die on the floor laughing in tears after watch this! Sue me.

SammiJ said:

....like this was normal!

NDRU said:

How about the goat milk from the Whole Food Market?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

....and it's more natural than baby formulas.