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What Would You Think If THIS Happen At Your Local Coffeehouse? (Somewhat NSFW) | |
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That was hilarious 
When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as it was just flirting. Then this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore. 
She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed.  Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me and said "did she just fucking squirt milk in my face.  That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public  Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: That was hilarious
When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as it was just flirting. Then this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore.
She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed. Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me and said "did she just fucking squirt milk in my face. That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it | |
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milk does a body good | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: That was hilarious
When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as it was just flirting. Then this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore.
She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed. Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me and said "did she just fucking squirt milk in my face. That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it I wonder how many other men THIS woman has done that to?!? [Edited 6/21/06 11:21am] | |
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TonyVanDam said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5J9xm4coMk&search=lactation
I'm more disturbed by the fact that you are searching for lactation vids in the first place. | |
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That's disgusting. | |
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Spats said: That's disgusting.
au contraire mon frair! | |
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brownsugar said: Spats said: That's disgusting.
au contraire mon frair! What does that mean? | |
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Spats said: brownsugar said: au contraire mon frair! What does that mean? i think it means the opposite of what your saying  | |
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Spats said: brownsugar said: au contraire mon frair! What does that mean? It means you are wrong as usual, my brother. | |
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sextonseven said: Spats said: What does that mean? It means you are wrong as usual, my brother.  | |
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Spats said: That's disgusting.
your face is disgusting. | |
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BTW that was fun 
that dirty old man taking a sip.... | |
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SammiJ said: BTW that was fun
that dirty old man taking a sip.... and the man who wanted more | |
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brownsugar said: SammiJ said: BTW that was fun
that dirty old man taking a sip.... and the man who wanted more He was freakin hot  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: brownsugar said: and the man who wanted more He was freakin hot you flirt 
and anyway...she dont look like she just had a baby to be lactating...
unless she was all baby when she was preggers | |
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sextonseven said: Spats said: What does that mean? It means you are wrong as usual, my brother. Then you all have weird ideas of what's hot. That was nasty. | |
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Spats said: sextonseven said: It means you are wrong as usual, my brother. Then you all have weird ideas of what's hot. That was nasty. who said anything about it being hot? get off your fucking one track mind man! for fuck's sakes. hope u get squirted by a lactating woman one day. the video was funny! | |
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SammiJ said: Spats said: That's disgusting.
your face is disgusting. I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. | |
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SammiJ said: Spats said: Then you all have weird ideas of what's hot. That was nasty. who said anything about it being hot? get off your fucking one track mind man! for fuck's sakes. hope u get squirted by a lactating woman one day. the video was funny! | |
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Spats said: SammiJ said: your face is disgusting. I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. i already know i'm unattractive but see, the difference is, i still feel beautiful AND people LOVE me. ok so question for the women who've had babies
what does it feel like to lactate? i know its a strange question but it's something so natural but it must feel strange, no? | |
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Spats said: SammiJ said: your face is disgusting. I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. You are looked at as the biggest jerk already. Nothing you can do can make it worse Say what you have to say you big pussy 
And for the record, I hope you get squirted with milk one day too 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SammiJ said: Spats said: I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. i already know i'm unattractive No you are not don't say that! You are beautiful and you know it...fuck spats...not litterally....uhh errr nevermind you know what I meant...I think... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spats said: I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. You are looked at as the biggest jerk already. Nothing you can do can make it worse Say what you have to say you big pussy
And for the record, I hope you get squirted with milk one day too Damn it I wish I could lactate on command... That would be so fun... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spats said: I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. You are looked at as the biggest jerk already. Nothing you can do can make it worse Say what you have to say you big pussy
And for the record, I hope you get squirted with milk one day too not just ANY milk now...milk from a hot blonde babe's titty! | |
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notoriousj said: SammiJ said: i already know i'm unattractive No you are not don't say that! You are beautiful and you know it...fuck spats...not litterally....uhh errr nevermind you know what I meant...I think... i'd rather just throw things at him 
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SammiJ said: Spats said: I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. i already know i'm unattractive but see, the difference is, i still feel beautiful AND people LOVE me. ok so question for the women who've had babies
what does it feel like to lactate? i know its a strange question but it's something so natural but it must feel strange, no? I have had people love me. I don't know how many i have loved back but i have had people love me. And i have been considered good looking. | |
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Spats said: SammiJ said: i already know i'm unattractive but see, the difference is, i still feel beautiful AND people LOVE me. ok so question for the women who've had babies
what does it feel like to lactate? i know its a strange question but it's something so natural but it must feel strange, no? I have had people love me. I don't know how many i have loved back but i have had people love me. And i have been considered good looking. 
stupid fuck edit. [Edited 6/21/06 12:49pm] | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spats said: I could come back with a similar insult but i would be looked at as the bad guy so i won't. But you can imagine what my reply would be. You are looked at as the biggest jerk already. Nothing you can do can make it worse Say what you have to say you big pussy
And for the record, I hope you get squirted with milk one day too if i said what i was gonna say it would have got deleted. | |
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