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No Curse Words Allowed! It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one. 
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." (Is that a smile on your face?)  | |
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I dont get it. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Cheese'n'crackers, that sucked fudge! | |
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That Woodpecker needs a kick in the pants. | |
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I would like a piece of ash to put my beak into.  Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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what kind of cockadoodie bullfeathers is this!?!? | |
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hippie. | |
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I liked it  | |
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i hate punchline jokes.
punchline jokes killed my father. well, punchline jokes and that semi barrelling down the road at 70 miles per hour Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: i hate punchline jokes.
punchline jokes killed my father. well, punchline jokes and that semi barrelling down the road at 70 miles per hour | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: i hate punchline jokes.
punchline jokes killed my father. well, punchline jokes and that semi barrelling down the road at 70 miles per hour well, it was technically me pushing him in front of the semi for telling me a punchline joke that killed him, if you want to get all technical Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: XxAxX said: well, it was technically me pushing him in front of the semi for telling me a punchline joke that killed him, if you want to get all technical  | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: well, it was technically me pushing him in front of the semi for telling me a punchline joke that killed him, if you want to get all technical what? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: XxAxX said: what? i had a mental image of you telling him a joke before you shoved him in front of that semi | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: what? i had a mental image of you telling him a joke before you shoved him in front of that semi oh, good lord, no. i hate punchline jokes. punchline jokes killed my father. well, punchline jokes and that semi barrelling down the road at 70 miles per hour Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: XxAxX said: i had a mental image of you telling him a joke before you shoved him in front of that semi oh, good lord, no. i hate punchline jokes. punchline jokes killed my father. well, punchline jokes and that semi barrelling down the road at 70 miles per hour | |
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thanks, i'll be here all week! try the veal! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: thanks, i'll be here all week! try the veal!
why do i have the feeling that somewhere there's a semi barrelling down toward me   | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: thanks, i'll be here all week! try the veal!
why do i have the feeling that somewhere there's a semi barrelling down toward me are you telling punchline jokes? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: thanks, i'll be here all week! try the veal!
tip your waitresses folks!! | |
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What the....
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jerseykrs said: cborgman said: thanks, i'll be here all week! try the veal!
tip your waitresses folks!! your version of tipping the waitresses would get most people arrested for indecent exposure. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: jerseykrs said: tip your waitresses folks!! your version of tipping the waitresses would get most people arrested for indecent exposure. I tip her then I knock her out!! WOCKA WOCKA!! | |
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jerseykrs said: cborgman said: your version of tipping the waitresses would get most people arrested for indecent exposure. I tip her then I knock her out!! WOCKA WOCKA!! and then steal her purse? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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jerseykrs said: cborgman said: your version of tipping the waitresses would get most people arrested for indecent exposure. I tip her then I knock her out!! WOCKA WOCKA!! No wonder they all run from your when you go into a restaurant  | |
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notoriousj said: jerseykrs said: I tip her then I knock her out!! WOCKA WOCKA!! No wonder they all run from your when you go into a restaurant  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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