been so drunk you ran into something...like say the bathroom door....

notoriousj said:

No, but I've blown into a full ashtray.

Nope. Know when to say when and when to say no.

notoriousj said:

Haha, yeah!

Have you ever been so drunk that you squated to pee. and u ended up rolling down a hill w/your ass hangin' out and pissin' all over yourself?

kidelrich said:

Oh god

good lord, yes.

we used to be toxic drunks in high school. one of us, betsy cooper, would get so drunk the end of her night would usually come mid-sentence, often while standing. she'd be slurring and talking and suddenyl; fall to the floor, dead drunk and asleep.

after the first few times it ceased to be as scary.

No, but once I was wearing a very slim skirt that went almost to my ankles and tottery high heels and as I was walking out of First Avenue (quite drunk indeed) I tripped a bit on something and started to fall. It was all like 'TIMMMMMBERRRRR!' cause I fell first on my knees and then straight down on my face.
I didn't get hurt, but within mere seconds there was a staff guy on either side of me helping me to my feet and I was all 'I'm fine, put me down! I'm ok!' and stomped out the door in a huff.

luv4all7 said:

It was not my face that kissed the door this time but it was funny as fuck to watch.... Its always funny to watch until its happens to us.

luv4all7 said:

You've painted quite the picture.

cborgman said:

Oh god the places I have passed out in...

notoriousj said:

the good old days...

and in 2.5 weeks, i will be with all those old friends again for a week long camping trip. vodka drunk, here i come

cborgman said:

I shed tears when I think of the good ol days

notoriousj said:

8 nights in tents and wilderness and booze and drugs with old straight high school best friends. i am torn between hating it and loving it. it'll be memorable, either way.

No, I don't think so. Though I was once drunk enough that walking down the hallway to the bathroom involved sort of swaying/bouncing from one wall to the other in a zigzag pattern. If the door had been closed, I might well have walked into it.

That's the most drunk I've ever been, though.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

The door was open...that is the funny part...

yep. i destroyed the 2nd bathroom's sink (ripped it right off the wall) accidentally after a black out about 2 or 3 weeks ago.

i decided to not drink so much after that.

having said that, it wasn't all drink (i had only had 3 beers actually)... i had just come out of a room which had a heater on incredibly high, so i'm pretty sure the combination of alcohol and intense heat is what made me faint.

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dropping a glass and sweeping it under a rug in my kitchen and the next day walking in there and crunch crunch WTF is under there?!?!?

Yes, it was afterwards a party when I was just about to leave the place. One of the women whom I thought was one of the most attractive ones there was standing outside, apparently waiting for someone. Dressed up very sexy. So I walked past her, turnt my head to smile at her and say a few nice things and BAM! ...I walked straight into a wall.

Then her husband comes from around the corner and looks at me like what is that moron doing on his ass on the ground.
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notoriousj said:

Babe, I've drawn blood.

notoriousj said:

I usually run into the floor.

And when I was sixteen I used to offer my aunt's best friend sexual favours when I was drunk.