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Deep probing question about rear ends Okay, so every time I'm in a bar I overhear a lady or a group of ladies talking about how nice my ass is. Fine, the Captain acknowledges the compliment even if I know for a fact they will be much more impressed with what's in the front. The question I have is this. I have a nice ass, so what. What the hell is a lady going to do to or for it? They might as well be complimenting me on my nipples or my adam's apple. What is a woman going to do to the Captain's posterior that makes any sort of compliment neccessary?
Now if a gay guy looks at my ass and thinks it's nice, well then that is a compliment because the buttocks in question could hypothetically play a role in a sexual act. But a lady commenting on how nice a guy's ass is arbitrary and pointless. The Captain appreciates any comments you would like to provide on this important issue. | |
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Women love men with a nice ass because not only does it make for delightful eye candy while clothed, or standing at attention on the way to the shower, but it also gives us something nice and firm to grasp onto in the throes of passion!
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Mazurack said: it also gives us something nice and firm to grasp onto in the throes of passion!
Chicks like to grab your ass when you're givin' it to 'em. | |
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For gripping, admiring & occassional kissing... DUH | |
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CalhounSq said: For gripping, admiring & occassional kissing... DUH
ass kisser | |
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Mazurack said: Women love men with a nice ass because not only does it make for delightful eye candy while clothed, or standing at attention on the way to the shower, but it also gives us something nice and firm to grasp onto in the throes of passion!
. [Edited 6/18/06 18:33pm] Something to grasp onto? What the heck are love handles for then? | |
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CalhounSq said: For gripping, admiring & occassional kissing... DUH
Ass-kissing usually causes a great deal extra so I'm not so much into that. | |
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CaptainChaos said: The Captain appreciates any comments you would like to provide on this important issue.
Oh my, Captain. So naive and innocent still on these matters. | |
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You said "probing"....heh.....heh heh | |
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CalhounSq said: For gripping, admiring & occassionally inserting a finger up there... DUH
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Novabreaker said: CalhounSq said: For gripping, admiring & occassionally inserting a finger up there... DUH
Well, only if he wanted it | |
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CaptainChaos said: Mazurack said: Women love men with a nice ass because not only does it make for delightful eye candy while clothed, or standing at attention on the way to the shower, but it also gives us something nice and firm to grasp onto in the throes of passion!
. [Edited 6/18/06 18:33pm] Something to grasp onto? What the heck are love handles for then? Depends on the position... | |
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CalhounSq said: Novabreaker said: Well, only if he wanted it | |
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CHIC0 said: CalhounSq said: For gripping, admiring & occassional kissing... DUH
ass kisser You forgot "biter" & "licker" | |
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In your case,Captn, you don't have to be a woman or a gay man to admire your rear masterpiece
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Novabreaker said: CaptainChaos said: The Captain appreciates any comments you would like to provide on this important issue.
Oh my, Captain. So naive and innocent still on these matters. It's not so much naivte. I just don't understand how everybody here has time to grab asses and whatnot. I mean we're talking 20 or 30 seconds tops for intercourse right? Isn't that standard? | |
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PANDURITO said: In your case,Captn, you don't have to be a woman or a gay man to admire your rear masterpiece
I knew that picture would come back to haunt me... [Edited 6/19/06 6:00am] | |
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CalhounSq said: CaptainChaos said: Something to grasp onto? What the heck are love handles for then? Depends on the position... The position is generally in the car against the steering wheel. It is cheaper than taking my ladies back to hotels. | |
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Perhaps they'd like to ride a banana into your ass....
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Nice ass'es are important Not pointless! We like to have something to look at too! | |
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susannah said: Nice ass'es are important Not pointless! We like to have something to look at too!
I guess the thing is that since, generally speaking, females are not going to be actively involved in including said posterior into sexual play (other than allegedly grabbing it) admiring it is the same as admiring hair color or nice ears. Sure the ladies need something to look at and the Captain provides loads of eye candy. But just the way that ladies lustily say it, about the Captain especially. Sample conversation concerning my ass (overheard): Lady 1: Look at that hot stud over there in the captain's hat. Is he hot or what? Lady 2: Oh yeah, I could definitely have me some of that. I mean look at THAT ASS! Lady 1: Oooooh yeah...I could iron my clothes on that ass. That is ONE SEXY ASS! Lady 2: Yeah, I could eat lunch off of it. I mean it is perfect in demension, shape, and proportion. Can someone say "yummy ass sandwich"? (Ladies high five one another) Lady 1: Yeah, his ass is ASS-tronomical. They should do scientific studies. They should calibrate clocks in Switzerland off his delicious ass. Lady 2: If I could, I would live in his ass, nest there, raise my young in that YUMMY YUMMY ASS. Lady 1: You're telling me! You want to tag-team him for a night of delicious three-way pleasure...you, me, and that ASS! Lady 2: My loins will lead us to his promise land. Let's go! If I had a dime, for every time I have overheard this exact conversation, I would be an even richer man. | |
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purplerein said: Perhaps they'd like to ride a banana into your ass....
I'm both aroused and hungry at the thought. | |
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CaptainChaos said: susannah said: Nice ass'es are important Not pointless! We like to have something to look at too!
I guess the thing is that since, generally speaking, females are not going to be actively involved in including said posterior into sexual play (other than allegedly grabbing it) admiring it is the same as admiring hair color or nice ears. Sure the ladies need something to look at and the Captain provides loads of eye candy. But just the way that ladies lustily say it, about the Captain especially. Sample conversation concerning my ass (overheard): Lady 1: Look at that hot stud over there in the captain's hat. Is he hot or what? Lady 2: Oh yeah, I could definitely have me some of that. I mean look at THAT ASS! Lady 1: Oooooh yeah...I could iron my clothes on that ass. That is ONE SEXY ASS! Lady 2: Yeah, I could eat lunch off of it. I mean it is perfect in demension, shape, and proportion. Can someone say "yummy ass sandwich"? (Ladies high five one another) Lady 1: Yeah, his ass is ASS-tronomical. They should do scientific studies. They should calibrate clocks in Switzerland off his delicious ass. Lady 2: If I could, I would live in his ass, nest there, raise my young in that YUMMY YUMMY ASS. Lady 1: You're telling me! You want to tag-team him for a night of delicious three-way pleasure...you, me, and that ASS! Lady 2: My loins will lead us to his promise land. Let's go! If I had a dime, for every time I have overheard this exact conversation, I would be an even richer man. Okay, it's quite possible that I may have misheard the part about the lady wanting to live inside my ass but the rest is completely true. | |
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PANDURITO said: In your case,Captn, you don't have to be a woman or a gay man to admire your rear masterpiece
OMG, that pic is SO wrong | |
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CalhounSq said: OMG, that pic is SO wrong
Catalonia is NOT a nation | |
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PANDURITO said: CalhounSq said: OMG, that pic is SO wrong
Catalonia is NOT a nation | |
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