what's your favorite fake plastic thing??



Her Green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plants.
to get rid of itself.
And It Wears Her Out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And It Wears Him Out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My Fake Plastic Love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And It Wears Me Out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...

My blow up doll

Pam Anderson

Ladies and gentlemen...
The president of the united states!
Fella americans...doot, doot, doot...
He’s been sick!--doot! doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag

I know it’s hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--

Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag

And there’s this guy from the cia he’s creepin’
Around laurel canyon
A fine little girl she waits for me
She’s as plastic as she can be
She paints her face with plastic goo
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag

I dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--it’s...ah..your
Hair spray...or something...

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag

I hear the sound of marching feet...
Down sunset boulevard to crescent heights
...and there...at pandora’s box...
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...plastic people...
Take a day and walk around
Watch the nazi’s run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we’re singing
’bout someone else

But you’re plastic people
Oh, baby, now
You’re such a drag

Me see a neon moon above
I searched for years I found no love
I’m sure that love will never be
A product of plasticity
A product of plasticity
Plastic, plastic people--pla-ha-ha-ha
Ha-plastic--you are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--you’re plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic peoples
-a prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it o.k.
--plastic people--plastic people
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...ooo-hoo-hoo...
Purple prancing--plastic people-
Pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-peep!

That Radiohead song takes me to the verge of tears when I hear it...every single time.

notoriousj said:

me too.

I've been listening to it on repeat for the last half hour.

Anx said:

are you trying to beat my smiths thread..!

weepingwall said:

well, frank was kinda hotter in his day, i gotta say...

CarrieMpls said:

Thinking about you will do it to me too.....


Been thinking about you, your records are here
Your eyes are on my wall, your teeth are over there
But I'm still no one, and you're my star
What do you care?

Been thinking about you, and there's no rest
Should I still love you, still see you in bed
But I'm plain with myself
What do you care when the other men are far, far better?

All the things you got,
All the things you need
I bought you cigarettes,
And pried the company to come and see you, honey

I've been thinking about you, so how can you sleep?
Those people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet
They don't know what I know.
Why should you care when I'm not there?

Been thinking about you, and there's no rest
Should I still love you, still see you in bed
But I'm plain with myself
What do you care when I'm not there?

All the things you got
That you'll never need
All the things you got
I bled and I bleed to please you

Been thinking about you...

Anx said:

you would get along with my friend..he owns every zappa album..almost all of the bootlegs ever release..me..i prefer mingus.

my computer

notoriousj said:

weepingwall said:

my mama owns 'em all too. i grew up listening to zappa, and i hated him when i was a kid. now i don't mind him. quite enjoy his music now, actually. not a fave, but the guy was brilliant in his own way. he was like the heterosexual john waters.

weepingwall said:

no.

i'm just listening to radiohead until I fall asleep.

CarrieMpls said:

awwww, that sounds nice, actually.

Anx said:

happy birthday to me!

CarrieMpls said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

in fact, now i'm gonna switch to cracker, so I can hear that song.

CarrieMpls said:

Mach said:

Is your computer OK?

Oh my but I love that song.

The plastic lid for recovering can cat food are pretty nifty.

CarrieMpls said:

I'll do it, too!!!! No fair!!! Don't make me crave Radiohead!!! It's too late into the evening, and I have to get up early tomorrow!!!


Great, now I want to put Scatterbrain on repeat.

ThreadBare said:

I know...I have been listening to them all night long...

notoriousj said:

Goodness. Well, I've been checking out vids @ that other site... Shoulda been in bed hours ago.

Mine isn't plastic.




It's synthesized rubber.