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This discussion is more about length in inches, not length in minutes. Oh, that's an easy one. There are two things you can do to help you compensate. 1.- Strap her into an expensive Cherry red Corvette. or 2. - Strap her onto an inexpensive 'Head-Wig the Angry 12 Incher'. | |
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this thread is fuckin hilarious. | |
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I need 7 inches or more. | |
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CuntOMatic said: I need 7 inches or more.
I've got about 7 & 3/4. Now, I've never really actually measured, so that number might be a little loose, Cunt. | |
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Illustrator said: CuntOMatic said: I need 7 inches or more.
I've got about 7 & 3/4. Now, I've never really actually measured, so that number might be a little loose, Cunt.  | |
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CalhounSq said: With the way women get judged all day/all night about everything under the fucking sun I can't say I'm crying for you here
 I'm not happy this is happening but you might want to be a bit more careful about who you sleep with if this really concerns you (maybe choose someone who cares about YOU & might not be so eager to hurt your feelings) & learn some new shit (like how to make her lose her shit via oral). Hell, get a vibrating cock ring that stimulates her clit while you're fucking her 
Make the best of what you got dude... & please don't blame Sex & the City - women have been discussing men's dicks/balls/habits forever, y'all just didn't realize for some silly ass reason 
I actually think more MEN are corrupted by porn than women  But don't worry, any chick who grows up thinking 10" cocks grow on trees will get her rude awakening soon enough  Girl...do you realize how much I love you?   | |
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There are millions of women who believe size matters. Don't kid yourself. Women are just as shallow as men can be. | |
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JustErin said: thesexofit said: I think thats fair. If u ain't got the size, its gonna be harder to satisfy, and women seem to think its ur fault for what god gave u. Wheres that logic? What does size have to do with doing most of the work though? Honestly, dicksize has nothing to do with satisfying a woman. this is true conversely, it takes more skill to pleasure a woman than a man though it's not just endurance but talent and most men don't got it | |
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CalhounSq said: With the way women get judged all day/all night about everything under the fucking sun I can't say I'm crying for you here
I'm not happy this is happening but you might want to be a bit more careful about who you sleep with if this really concerns you (maybe choose someone who cares about YOU & might not be so eager to hurt your feelings) & learn some new shit (like how to make her lose her shit via oral). Hell, get a vibrating cock ring that stimulates her clit while you're fucking her
Make the best of what you got dude... & please don't blame Sex & the City - women have been discussing men's dicks/balls/habits forever, y'all just didn't realize for some silly ass reason
I actually think more MEN are corrupted by porn than women But don't worry, any chick who grows up thinking 10" cocks grow on trees will get her rude awakening soon enough HA HA! 'nuff said!!! | |
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JPW said: JustErin said: What does size have to do with doing most of the work though? Honestly, dicksize has nothing to do with satisfying a woman. this is true conversely, it takes more skill to pleasure a woman than a man though it's not just endurance but talent and most men don't got it yeah, they do. Women are just never satisfied. In all aspects of life. | |
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Not to worry love, as you age you get better, and better.
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Big dicks can hurt; an average size guy with good technique and a willingness to try different stuff is where it's at. Women know that penis size is something men are sensitive (= obsessed) about, so some of them use it to shut him up.
Men might not be picky about the kind of sex they get just cuz they so happy they gettin' it, but they sure are picky and vocal about what's "hot" or sexy or pretty about women and they DO talk about it/brag about it with their friends. The good ole "locker room" humor. TheSexofIt: pick nicer women. Lots of em out there.  | |
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Spats said: JPW said: this is true conversely, it takes more skill to pleasure a woman than a man though it's not just endurance but talent and most men don't got it yeah, they do. Women are just never satisfied. In all aspects of life. You and your buddies certainly haven't been with any quality women. It's too bad. Hope your luck changes soon. | |
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JustErin said: Spats said: yeah, they do. Women are just never satisfied. In all aspects of life. You and your buddies certainly haven't been with any quality women. It's too bad. Hope your luck changes soon. He really doesn't deserve quality women though, does he?    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: JustErin said: You and your buddies certainly haven't been with any quality women. It's too bad. Hope your luck changes soon. He really doesn't deserve quality women though, does he? Sure he does. Maybe it will change his views on women for the better. | |
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JustErin said: thesexofit said: I think thats fair. If u ain't got the size, its gonna be harder to satisfy, and women seem to think its ur fault for what god gave u. Wheres that logic? What does size have to do with doing most of the work though? Honestly, dicksize has nothing to do with satisfying a woman. Amen. Knowing how to please a woman orally is key to everything  [Edited 6/16/06 15:13pm] It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: JustErin said: What does size have to do with doing most of the work though? Honestly, dicksize has nothing to do with satisfying a woman. Amen. Knowing how to please a woman orally is key to everything
Y'mean like, being able to have a decent conversation with her?  | |
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Illustrator said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Amen. Knowing how to please a woman orally is key to everything
Y'mean like, being able to have a decent conversation with her? It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Illustrator said: Her: - "Is that it? You came already?"
Me (panting tiredly): - "huff....y...huff..yeah..huff.....Didn't..huff..you?...huff" Her: - "No." Me: - "huff..Really?..huff. Damn. huff..that..huff...that's ..fucked up."
I love you to bits.  | |
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In the grand scheme of things, size does not matter. I personally like looking at big ones than actually having them penetrate me because as someone said here, big ones can hurt and if a guy does not know what the hell he is doing, big or small, then fucking is pointless.
Any chick that makes a man feel bad because of the size of his member is a total bitch and not worth the sweat you work up to try to please her. I think it's way cool you even give a damn. A lot of men don't. If you are that worried about it, learn some other techniques to get a woman off. It's corny and cliched but forplay does start in the mind. | |
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I was just talking with a girl last night who told me about how she lost her virginity to a "big" guy, and she had to later hook up with a more average guy to realize that sex could feel good (as opposed to painful). Wait, am I on topic? My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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Romera said: Illustrator said: Her: - "Is that it? You came already?"
Me (panting tiredly): - "huff....y...huff..yeah..huff.....Didn't..huff..you?...huff" Her: - "No." Me: - "huff..Really?..huff. Damn. huff..that..huff...that's ..fucked up."
I love you to bits. Wow. Thanks Romera. Here's a big ol' right back atcha. | |
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I fail 2 understand how a man can constantly fail 2 satisfy women, particularly when he had Prince as a teacher!
From time 2 time, OK, it happens 2 us all, but not most of the time 4 chrissake! | |
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thesexofit said: Rumours going on my block about me being crap in bed and not built to her standard etc... is something that killed me in the inside. Some women are fucking mean. I guess that flashback in time is something i'll never fully recover from, and iam a guy with no pride in myself in the first place.
Those rumours weren't about your dick, silly. She saw your Michael Bolton record collection! | |
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JustErin said: CalhounSq said: He really doesn't deserve quality women though, does he? Sure he does. Maybe it will change his views on women for the better. everyone deserves a quality relationship | |
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Romera said: In the grand scheme of things, size does not matter. I personally like looking at big ones than actually having them penetrate me because as someone said here, big ones can hurt and if a guy does not know what the hell he is doing, big or small, then fucking is pointless.
Any chick that makes a man feel bad because of the size of his member is a total bitch and not worth the sweat you work up to try to please her. I think it's way cool you even give a damn. A lot of men don't. If you are that worried about it, learn some other techniques to get a woman off. It's corny and cliched but forplay does start in the mind. and in addition to that, you can always consult books by Lou Paget, or check out some instructional videos by Nina Hartley...but considering you're so young, it'll probaly take a coupla more years for you to build up your technique and endurance. Take your time, don't feel the need to rush...there's a partner out there for you, but be patient and try not to lose heart. | |
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They should have high standards, but you need to find partners who are sensitive to the fact that everybody is better at some things and worse at others, and who are willing to work with you to make sex better for you both. I guess that might be hard with one-night stands though.
Surely you're learning with each time you have sex though? I was utterly clueless when I first had sex (and probably still am! ). I still have a lot to learn, but over time I couldn't fail to get better just by having sex, trying different things, seeing what felt good to me and her. And there's ALWAYS more to learn. I'd say make the most of every time you have sex and pay attention.
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Fauxie said: They should have high standards, but you need to find partners who are sensitive to the fact that everybody is better at some things and worse at others, and who are willing to work with you to make sex better for you both. I guess that might be hard with one-night stands though.
Surely you're learning with each time you have sex though? I was utterly clueless when I first had sex (and probably still am! :lol ). I still have a lot to learn, but over time I couldn't fail to get better just by having sex, trying different things, seeing what felt good to me and her. And there's always more to learn. I'd say make the most of every time you have sex and pay attention. It's all about having a partner you can learn and grow with. |
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CarrieMpls said: Fauxie said: They should have high standards, but you need to find partners who are sensitive to the fact that everybody is better at some things and worse at others, and who are willing to work with you to make sex better for you both. I guess that might be hard with one-night stands though.
Surely you're learning with each time you have sex though? I was utterly clueless when I first had sex (and probably still am! :lol ). I still have a lot to learn, but over time I couldn't fail to get better just by having sex, trying different things, seeing what felt good to me and her. And there's always more to learn. I'd say make the most of every time you have sex and pay attention. It's all about having a partner you can learn and grow with. Thanks. I knew my post was a little long-winded. | |
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