I had a dream last night that I had a baby. It came out of my ear, I dropped it and walked away without looking back.

Who wants to dissect this one??

Was it ours?

2the9s said:

I walked away, so probably.

CarrieLee said:

Either your biological clock is pounding loud enough to make your ears bleed or you are tired of your ex acting like a baby, so you dropped him like a hot potato and have turned your back on him.....

or not.....

CarrieLee said:

LMAO!

Okay, I think it means there is a war going on inside our little CarrieLee between the wild child who is always looking to get crunked, and the domestic goddess who is ready to settle down and start a life...



Obviously the wild child won.

I'm not any bit a believer in ESP or anything like that, but this is totally true.

Every time I have a dream about someone having a baby someone dies.
Every time I dream that someone dies someone finds out their preggo.

I never dreampt of the baby coming out of my ears though.....

Maybe it means you'll lose your hearing???

luv4all7 said:

Whoa....that is actually pretty profound... Nice analysis

You people have it all wrong.

It's a dream about the rebirth of Russia's democracy, but also a reflection on the trials and tribulations since the turn of the new centuray. The baby represents the missiles that corrupt generals of the Yugoslave army tried to sell to Muhovac in 2000, and Carrie's abandonment of the baby represents the erosion of nascent democratic institutions of Russia under Putin.

It's all there.

I'm already hard of hearing, seriously. I think I'm gonna try one of those ear candle thingamajiggy's.

I have no interest in having children. My parents try to throw the guilt trip on me because I am their only child now and they want to be grandparents. I tell them not to hold their breath. The pain in their face has no effect on me anymore.

It was really weird...I was on a stretcher and this thing comes out of my ear, we look at each other and it slips out of my hands and I just kept going.

CarrieLee said:

Ear candling works for getting wax out for real. You would puke if ya saw some of the sh*t that comes outta people's ears!

CarrieLee said:

Well then maybe it means....any thoughts of having a baby have now left your head....

Sorry, I had to go for a sec....Lucy pooped her diaper and it got everywhere!

2the9s said:

WWCD?

(what would CarrieLee do?)

Imago said:

So close...

2the9s said:

luv4all7 said:

Hahah I knoooowww!!!! Actually I like gross stuff like that so I'm excited to try this. Maybe I'll mail the wax to someone I don't like.

9's what's your addy?

Imago said:

I'd run. Fast.

CarrieLee said:

Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees
and the flowers and the trees
and the moon up above
and a thing called "love"