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Ex-Moderator | Someone stole my milk! I leave milk in a fridge at work for my morning tea and I just bought a new bottle yesterday and this morning I had my tea all ready with just a little bit of sugar and I went to add the milk to make the PERFECT cup of tea and I discover that it's GONE!!!
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CarrieMpls said: I leave milk in a fridge at work for my morning tea and I just bought a new bottle yesterday and this morning I had my tea all ready with just a little bit of sugar and I went to add the milk to make the PERFECT cup of tea and I discover that it's GONE!!!
BASTARDS! Do your things get stolen at work? How do you catch the thief? here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again | |
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Ex-Moderator | ZombieKitten said: CarrieMpls said: I leave milk in a fridge at work for my morning tea and I just bought a new bottle yesterday and this morning I had my tea all ready with just a little bit of sugar and I went to add the milk to make the PERFECT cup of tea and I discover that it's GONE!!!
BASTARDS! Do your things get stolen at work? How do you catch the thief? here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again I just may do that. |
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CarrieMpls said: ZombieKitten said: here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again I just may do that. Label it "Cloudy's Cum". | |
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Ex-Moderator | Cloudbuster said: CarrieMpls said: I just may do that. Label it "Cloudy's Cum". But then everyone will want it. |
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CarrieMpls said: But then everyone will want it.
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Cloudbuster said: CarrieMpls said: I just may do that. Label it "Cloudy's Cum". eewww!!!! I tell you a really gross prank my sister and I played on my mum once my sister was 11 or 12 and had a nose bleed, and we caught a few drops in a container and put it in the freezer with the label Lisa's First Period. we laughed until we cried | |
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ZombieKitten said: I tell you a really gross prank my sister and I played on my mum once my sister was 11 or 12 and had a nose bleed, and we caught a few drops in a container and put it in the freezer with the label Lisa's First Period.
we laughed until we cried | |
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Cloudbuster said: ZombieKitten said: I tell you a really gross prank my sister and I played on my mum once my sister was 11 or 12 and had a nose bleed, and we caught a few drops in a container and put it in the freezer with the label Lisa's First Period.
we laughed until we cried our poor mother! | |
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ZombieKitten said: our poor mother!
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Ex-Moderator | ZombieKitten said: Cloudbuster said: Label it "Cloudy's Cum". eewww!!!! I tell you a really gross prank my sister and I played on my mum once my sister was 11 or 12 and had a nose bleed, and we caught a few drops in a container and put it in the freezer with the label Lisa's First Period. we laughed until we cried oh that's hilarious! |
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ZombieKitten said: Cloudbuster said: Label it "Cloudy's Cum". eewww!!!! I tell you a really gross prank my sister and I played on my mum once my sister was 11 or 12 and had a nose bleed, and we caught a few drops in a container and put it in the freezer with the label Lisa's First Period. we laughed until we cried and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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All these years I've been too embarassed to tell anyone that | |
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ZombieKitten said: All these years I've been too embarassed to tell anyone that
oh sure but you tell us, here | |
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ZombieKitten said: All these years I've been too embarassed to tell anyone that
I'll tell your mama I'll tell your friends I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend | |
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When I come to Minny I will personally go and beat them up for you.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Ex-Moderator | MIGUELGOMEZ said: When I come to Minny I will personally go and beat them up for you.
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What IS it with triflin' azz folks at work that steal shit out of the fridge?? I DON'T get it!! People just don't respect other people's shit. Next time stir some Exlax up in it and make it look like chocolate milk.....then whoevers runnin' to the bathroom find out who your thief is! "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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CarrieMpls said: ZombieKitten said: here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again I just may do that. mmmm...breast milk.... | |
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SHOCKADELICA1 said: What IS it with triflin' azz folks at work that steal shit out of the fridge?? I DON'T get it!! People just don't respect other people's shit. Next time stir some Exlax up in it and make it look like chocolate milk.....then whoevers runnin' to the bathroom find out who your thief is!
Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Correct answer. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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ZombieKitten said: here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again
I can see you don't know guys very well at all... News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Ex-Moderator | MickG said: ZombieKitten said: here's what to do: keep it in a jar (not a carton), with "Carrie's BREASTMILK" on the label! They'll never touch it again
I can see you don't know guys very well at all... You'd drink out of a jar in a fridge at your work labeled 'Carrie's BREASTMILK'?? |
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CarrieMpls said: MickG said: I can see you don't know guys very well at all... You'd drink out of a jar in a fridge at your work labeled 'Carrie's BREASTMILK'?? I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying I know many guys would drink out that container because of what it said. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Was worried that you meant your breast milk. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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I think it's funny that people have no problem drinking cow body fluids but drinking human body fluids is disgusting.
Disease issues aside, of course. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: I think it's funny that people have no problem drinking cow body fluids but drinking human body fluids is disgusting.
Disease issues aside, of course. If I could buy it pasteurised, I'd drink it! It's nice and sweet! | |
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Here's what you need to keep other's hands off your milk... Simply mark it as...
Soy Milk! News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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I used to know someone who had a problem with her drinks being stolen from the office fridge.
One day she bought a bottle of Strawberry Quick, emptied a good third of it and replaced it with milk of magnesia. Never had a problem again. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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MickG said: Here's what you need to keep other's hands off your milk... Simply mark it as...
Soy Milk! and put an old "best before" date on it!! | |
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PurpleJedi said: I used to know someone who had a problem with her drinks being stolen from the office fridge.
One day she bought a bottle of Strawberry Quick, emptied a good third of it and replaced it with milk of magnesia. Never had a problem again. that will do it. and you will find out who the thief is. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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