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PrintableINSATIABLE said: Whenever a kid got in trouble in class or broke something the entire population of children within a mile radius would go, "UM-BUH!!!!"
Please tell me that this happened somewhere other than in CA.  where I went to school in rural Australia, everyone would say A-MAAAAA!  same thing exactly! | |
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missfee said: "step on a crack...break yo' mama's back"
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: When you're slidin' into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea....diarrhea...
When you're slidin' into first, and you're feeling somethin' squirt, diarrhea....diarrhea... when you're sittin' in your chevy and you're feelin' somethin' heavy, diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)...diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)
some other ones i remember: "guess what? (what?) chicken butt, turn it up and take a suck!" (if somebody asked you where something was) "up your butt and around the corner!" "flies in the barnyard--p.u.! somebody farted--it's you!" I wasn't going to do this  but since there are already two versions, I've got to add the one I know:
I was walking down the lane and I felt a funny pain Diarrhea Diarrhea I was feeling kinda funny it was feeling kinda runny Diarrhea Diarrhea | |
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luv4all7 said: I'm rubber
Your glue Whatever you say Bounces off of me and sticks to you Fatty Fatty 2X4 Couldn't fit throught the bathroom door Marijuana, Marijuana LSD LSD Betty Crocker Makes it Ronald Regan Takes it Why can't we? Why can't we? 
That's my favourite!
When I was a kid, the Tory Government stopped handing out free milk to junior school kids (between the ages of 5 & 11). So a big chant at the time was: 'Maggie Thatcher! Milk snatcher!'.  | |
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XxAxX said: see you later, alligator
in a while, crocodile liar, liar pants on fire! nose as long as a telephone wire I'm gonna use all of these on Saturday night. 
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onenitealone said: luv4all7 said: I'm rubber
Your glue Whatever you say Bounces off of me and sticks to you Fatty Fatty 2X4 Couldn't fit throught the bathroom door Marijuana, Marijuana LSD LSD Betty Crocker Makes it Ronald Regan Takes it Why can't we? Why can't we?
That's my favourite!
When I was a kid, the Tory Government stopped handing out free milk to junior school kids (between the ages of 5 & 11). So a big chant at the time was: 'Maggie Thatcher! Milk snatcher!'.  I like that one!! | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said:
That's my favourite!
When I was a kid, the Tory Government stopped handing out free milk to junior school kids (between the ages of 5 & 11). So a big chant at the time was: 'Maggie Thatcher! Milk snatcher!'. I like that one!!How much of a bitch must Margaret Thatcher have been to have seven year old kids slagging her off in the playground?? [Edited 6/14/06 2:46am] | |
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copycat from Ballarat*
went to school and got the strap *local town | |
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ZombieKitten said: copycat from Ballarat*
went to school and got the strap *local town Thanks for clearing that up. I want to use it but I think most people would be 
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Now and again* - if I'm feeling stupid; make that every day, then  - I still like to do:
'Pinch, punch, 1st of the month, no return!'.
(*only on the 1st of the month, obviously.  ) | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said: I like that one!!How much of a bitch must Margaret Thatcher have been to have seven year old kids slagging her off in the playground??
[Edited 6/14/06 2:46am] Grr Thatcher 
That answer your question, me being 10 or so years younger than you?!
A fantastic example of good upbringing, that!  | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said: How much of a bitch must Margaret Thatcher have been to have seven year old kids slagging her off in the playground??
[Edited 6/14/06 2:46am] Grr Thatcher
That answer your question, me being 10 or so years younger than you?!
A fantastic example of good upbringing, that!
Your Mum and Dad did well, lovely.   | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said: Grr Thatcher
That answer your question, me being 10 or so years younger than you?!
A fantastic example of good upbringing, that!
Your Mum and Dad did well, lovely. Actually it was my Papa  We're a right bunch of lefties up here And ex-miners!
Red to the core i am But we wont turn this into a debate about Thatcher  | |
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If we wanted to imply someone was Lying, we would push our tongue between our lower teeth and lip and say "Belm" with the accent on the E (Beeeeellm)
Don't remember any others I am afraid. | |
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susannah said: We're a right bunch of lefties up here
And ex-miners!
Red to the core i am  Of course, you are the famous Coal Miner's Daughter | |
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PANDURITO said: susannah said: We're a right bunch of lefties up here
And ex-miners!
Red to the core i am Of course, you ARE the famous Coal Miner's Daughter I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee I'm going to Louisiana, My true love for to see  | |
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everybody know (insert victim's name here) picks his nose
rubs it in the dirt and has it for dessert | |
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purpledisc said: If we wanted to imply someone was Lying, we would push our tongue between our lower teeth and lip and say "Belm" with the accent on the E (Beeeeellm)
Don't remember any others I am afraid. Weird!
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ZombieKitten said: everybody know Charlotte picks her nose
rubs it in the dirt and has it for dessert Gross! 
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onenitealone said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: when you're sittin' in your chevy and you're feelin' somethin' heavy, diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)...diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)
some other ones i remember: "guess what? (what?) chicken butt, turn it up and take a suck!" (if somebody asked you where something was) "up your butt and around the corner!" "flies in the barnyard--p.u.! somebody farted--it's you!" I wasn't going to do this but since there are already two versions, I've got to add the one I know:
I was walking down the lane and I felt a funny pain Diarrhea Diarrhea I was feeling kinda funny it was feeling kinda runny Diarrhea Diarrhea 
There are endless possibilities!  Sheer brilliance is the diarrhea song. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said: everybody know Charlotte picks her nose
rubs it in the dirt and has it for dessert Gross!
I wouldn't be so selfish!!!! 
I serve it up for the kids! | |
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PANDURITO said: susannah said: We're a right bunch of lefties up here
And ex-miners!
Red to the core i am Of course, you are the famous Coal Miner's Daughter 
Coal Miners granddaughter Bricklayers daughter!  | |
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onenitealone said: XxAxX said: see you later, alligator
in a while, crocodile liar, liar pants on fire! nose as long as a telephone wire I'm gonna use all of these on Saturday night.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: When you're slidin' into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea....diarrhea...
When you're slidin' into first, and you're feeling somethin' squirt, diarrhea....diarrhea... when you're sittin' in your chevy and you're feelin' somethin' heavy, diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)...diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)
i always thought it was "sliding into first and feel something burst..."
i'd like to compile a comprehensive book of all these verses. with regional differences & all. here's more: when you're sitting with your honey and you feel something runny... when your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter... when you're sitting at the movie and you feel something groovy... etc etc  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: onenitealone said: I wasn't going to do this but since there are already two versions, I've got to add the one I know:
I was walking down the lane and I felt a funny pain Diarrhea Diarrhea I was feeling kinda funny it was feeling kinda runny Diarrhea Diarrhea
There are endless possibilities! Sheer brilliance is the diarrhea song.
The girl/guy who came up with it must be missing out on HUGE royalties. | |
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onenitealone said: I was walking down the lane and I felt a funny pain Diarrhea Diarrhea I was feeling kinda funny it was feeling kinda runny Diarrhea Diarrhea i hadn't heard those before! (  writing it all down...) | |
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oh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner
that is what i truly want to be for if i were an oscar meyer weiner everyone would be in love with me this old ad popped into my head as i read the diarrhea poem and now i can't stop thinking about just how twisted it really is. "everyone would be in love with me?" wtf?? | |
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Heiress said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: when you're sittin' in your chevy and you're feelin' somethin' heavy, diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)...diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)
i always thought it was "sliding into first and feel something burst..."
i'd like to compile a comprehensive book of all these verses. with regional differences & all. here's more: when you're sitting with your honey and you feel something runny... when your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter... when you're sitting at the movie and you feel something groovy... etc etc I'd love to see you taking that manuscript round the publishing companies.
"I've written this book... I've put a lot of research into it... it's gonna be a bestseller, I guarantee it... it's about diarrhea".
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onenitealone said: Heiress said: i always thought it was "sliding into first and feel something burst..."
i'd like to compile a comprehensive book of all these verses. with regional differences & all. here's more: when you're sitting with your honey and you feel something runny... when your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter... when you're sitting at the movie and you feel something groovy... etc etc I'd love to see you taking that manuscript round the publishing companies.
"I've written this book... I've put a lot of research into it... it's gonna be a bestseller, I guarantee it... it's about diarrhea".
[Edited 6/14/06 4:31am] think of what fun for the illustrator! | |
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onenitealone said: luv4all7 said: I'm rubber
Your glue Whatever you say Bounces off of me and sticks to you Fatty Fatty 2X4 Couldn't fit throught the bathroom door Marijuana, Marijuana LSD LSD Betty Crocker Makes it Ronald Regan Takes it Why can't we? Why can't we?
That's my favourite!
When I was a kid, the Tory Government stopped handing out free milk to junior school kids (between the ages of 5 & 11). So a big chant at the time was: 'Maggie Thatcher! Milk snatcher!'. how did i miss this?
here's another one of the era... "reagan reagan he's our man, carter's in the garbage can..." (must have been a budding republican who came up w/ that sally) | |
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