onenitealone said:

Better!

PANDURITO said:

slut and butt do rhyme

PANDURITO said:

Do you hand these out to schools or something??

onenitealone said:

That was popular last year in Spain.
You asked something so you knew the answer ended in five, for example:
-Que año es?
-2005
-Por el culo te la hinco

(in case somone understands Spanish)

[-What year is this?
-2005
-I shove it up your ass]

PANDURITO said:

You Spanish.





If only I spoke your language... Beautiful...

onenitealone said:

It's easy
Ask Mr. and Mrs. Beckham

3 years in Madrid and thay can already order a Coca Cola

PANDURITO said:

How popular are the Beckhams over there? Obviously David is with football fans but are they like showbiz royalty there too?

onenitealone said:

Not really
People like to pick on her of course but that must be universal

all i remember from my childhood were sweathog-isms:

up your nose with a rubber hose!

up your butt with pizza hut!


and there were my favorites, which didn't rhyme but still make me laugh when someone says them:

you're funny! .....LOOKING.

you're strong! ....SMELLING.

you're pretty! ....UGLY.

When you're slidin' into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea....diarrhea...

When you're slidin' into first, and you're feeling somethin' squirt, diarrhea....diarrhea...

PANDURITO said:

Anx said:

I like those!


~ adds to list ~

minneapolisgenius said:

I'd forgotten about that! God, every country must have a version of it.

"step on a crack...break yo' mama's back"

minneapolisgenius said:

when you're sittin' in your chevy and you're feelin' somethin' heavy, diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)...diarrhea (*poot poot poot*)

some other ones i remember:

"guess what? (what?) chicken butt, turn it up and take a suck!"

(if somebody asked you where something was) "up your butt and around the corner!"

"flies in the barnyard--p.u.! somebody farted--it's you!"

I'm rubber
Your glue
Whatever you say
Bounces off of me
and sticks to you

Fatty Fatty
2X4
Couldn't fit throught the bathroom door

Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD LSD
Betty Crocker Makes it
Ronald Regan Takes it
Why can't we?
Why can't we?
[Edited 6/13/06 10:58am]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I never heard the Chevy diarrhea one.

And we always said, "Up your butt and two doors down."

See the slight differences in Iowan humor vs Minnesota?


I still say chicken butt though. I find it almost impossible not to when someone asks me "guess what?"

Hey minneapolisgenius. Guess what?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I thought I was such hot shit when I said that to people!

PANDURITO said:

Anyone remember (and I just thought of this the other day for some reason )

Chinese
Japanese
dirty knees
look at these!

And then you'd pull up your shirt.

minneapolisgenius said:

not sure I understand, webcam?

jerseykrs said:

minneapolisgenius said:

That's "cliquey" talk!

Whenever a kid got in trouble in class or broke something the entire population of children within a mile radius would go, "UM-BUH!!!!"


Please tell me that this happened somewhere other than in CA.

minneapolisgenius said:

jerseykrs said:

I am a clique of one.

INSATIABLE said:

I think it's just CA!

We used to yell BOYER!!!!