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Remember These...? Inspired by a remark someone made last night...
Remember when you were a kid and you had all those stupid phrases??  Let's bring 'em back!
Here are some: ~ Want a sweet? Suck my feet! ~ Want a lolly? Buy a dolly. ~ Want some toast? See a ghost. I think my favourite was when I used to call my sister a 'pig'. She'd retort: 'Pig is an animal. Animal is nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for the compliment'. 
(Then we'd have a ten minute argument about how I was NOT complimenting her  and she was a pig. ).
Share your childhood phrases here...  [Edited 6/13/06 3:56am] | |
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Im so glad i was an only child!
I cant remember any of mine though! still cant type edit [Edited 6/13/06 4:09am] | |
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When I told my mate that 'Pig is an animal...' thing, she reckoned that - as a kid, if someone called you a 'pig' - apparently it stands for:
'Pretty Intelligent Girl'.  | |
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Want an advice? Eat more rice!
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onenitealone said: When I told my mate that 'Pig is an animal...' thing, she reckoned that - as a kid, if someone called you a 'pig' - apparently it stands for:
'Pretty Intelligent Girl'. oh I remember that!!  | |
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PANDURITO said:
Want an advice? Eat more rice!
Yay!  I knew there must be more of them.  | |
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susannah said:
Im so glad i was an old child!
! old or only chile? lol | |
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A present for Susannah?
Give her a banana | |
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OK I know when I have to leave  | |
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PANDURITO said: A present for Susannah?
Give her a banana 
A present for Pandurito?? Give him a Cheeto. 
Okay, I'll get my me coat.  | |
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PANDURITO said: A present for Susannah?
Give her a banana Thatd be nice actually! | |
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Christopher said: susannah said:
Im so glad i was an old child!
! old or only chile? lol ok so you caught me! I cant type *only*!
Im going to have to put it in my sig! | |
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susannah said: Christopher said: old or only chile? lol ok so you caught me! I cant type *only*!
Im going to have to put it in my sig! i was just wonderin cause you coulda meant you were a mature for your age child lol | |
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my sister told this old lady my mum looked after at the geriatric centre "do you want a lolly?"
"oh! why, yes please dear!" said the old lady, delighted "go to bed and kiss your dolly" says my sister (who was about 5 or 6 at the time) | |
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This thread will die miserably soon, I know it. | |
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Christopher said: susannah said: ok so you caught me! I cant type *only*!
Im going to have to put it in my sig! i was just wonderin cause you coulda meant you were a mature for your age child lol nope, just cant type!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: my sister told this old lady my mum looked after at the geriatric centre "do you want a lolly?"
"oh! why, yes please dear!" said the old lady, delighted "go to bed and kiss your dolly" says my sister (who was about 5 or 6 at the time)
Kids are so cute. They can get away with anything. If only adults had the same freedom...
I'd love to tell my boss: 'Go to bed and kiss your dolly'.
(Sadly, they probably WOULD! ) | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said: my sister told this old lady my mum looked after at the geriatric centre "do you want a lolly?"
"oh! why, yes please dear!" said the old lady, delighted "go to bed and kiss your dolly" says my sister (who was about 5 or 6 at the time)
Kids are so cute. They can get away with anything. If only adults had the same freedom...
I'd love to tell my boss: 'Go to bed and kiss your dolly'.
(Sadly, they probably WOULD! )
Id love to stand up and tell my boss "you know what? I dont want to play anymore! Im going home!"  ah a girl can dream... | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said:
Kids are so cute. They can get away with anything. If only adults had the same freedom...
I'd love to tell my boss: 'Go to bed and kiss your dolly'.
(Sadly, they probably WOULD! )
Id love to stand up and tell my boss "you know what? I dont want to play anymore! Im going home!" ah a girl can dream...
how about: "what are YOU looking at? 
"I don't know, I don't have my animal book with me!"  | |
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ZombieKitten said: susannah said:
Id love to stand up and tell my boss "you know what? I dont want to play anymore! Im going home!" ah a girl can dream...
how about: "what are YOU looking at?
"I don't know, I don't have my animal book with me!"
Oh my God. Where do kids get these??!
'Shove it up your ass' is also another good one but I tend to say it more as an adult.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: susannah said:
Id love to stand up and tell my boss "you know what? I dont want to play anymore! Im going home!" ah a girl can dream...
how about: "what are YOU looking at?
"I don't know, I don't have my animal book with me!" thats great! Im gonna remember that one | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said:
how about: "what are YOU looking at?
"I don't know, I don't have my animal book with me!"
Oh my God. Where do kids get these??!
'Shove it up your ass' is also another good one but I tend to say it more as an adult. I was walking down the street (minding my own business) and this unkempt young lady in bare feet on the other side of the street called out "what are YOU looking at you F@$%ing Sl@t?!" and the animal book thing was the first thing I thought of. I'm lucky she didn't come and knock my block of for practically laughing out loud! | |
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ZombieKitten said: onenitealone said:
Oh my God. Where do kids get these??!
'Shove it up your ass' is also another good one but I tend to say it more as an adult. I was walking down the street (minding my own business) and this unkempt young lady in bare feet on the other side of the street called out "what are YOU looking at you F@$%ing Sl@t?!" and the animal book thing was the first thing I thought of. I'm lucky she didn't come and knock my block of for practically laughing out loud!
Cheeky biotch! How dare she!
Did you say the line about the animal book, though? | |
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ZombieKitten said: onenitealone said:
Oh my God. Where do kids get these??!
'Shove it up your ass' is also another good one but I tend to say it more as an adult. I was walking down the street (minding my own business) and this unkempt young lady in bare feet on the other side of the street called out "what are YOU looking at you F@$%ing Sl@t?!" and the animal book thing was the first thing I thought of. I'm lucky she didn't come and knock my block of for practically laughing out loud! good for you! well played! | |
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no childhood sayings but a massive for you A I miss you hon  | |
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Natisse said: no childhood sayings but a massive
for you A I miss you hon
Thank you, sweetheart. I hope you're well. I'll be in touch this week!  | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said: I was walking down the street (minding my own business) and this unkempt young lady in bare feet on the other side of the street called out "what are YOU looking at you F@$%ing Sl@t?!" and the animal book thing was the first thing I thought of. I'm lucky she didn't come and knock my block of for practically laughing out loud!
Cheeky biotch! How dare she!
Did you say the line about the animal book, though? not out loud! I valued my life!!! I wish I had, but I would have had to make a run for it! It was a rough area, behind my work. | |
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ZombieKitten said: onenitealone said:
Cheeky biotch! How dare she!
Did you say the line about the animal book, though? not out loud! I valued my life!!! I wish I had, but I would have had to make a run for it! It was a rough area, behind my work.Or when she asked 'What are you *^%*& looking at?' you could have said to her: 'Not much'.  
Then ran for it! | |
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Those new lines don't rhyme | |
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PANDURITO said: Those new lines don't rhyme
that really disturbs you doesn't it  | |
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