Every classic thread needs its cheap knock-off thread, so here's hoping Romera doesn't get her lawyers after me!

Has anyone said something to you they thought was seriously sexy, but it was so dumb it made you laugh or it ruined the moment?

For example, when I was in college, I had a MAD crush on this guy that I'll just call Miles. I thought he was the dreamiest. Eventually, I got up the nerve to talk to him, and we went to dinner, and it got to the point where we were smooching in his car and he said he had to get home but he'd come back to my place the next night.

So I spent the entire next day walking on air, anticipating my visit from dreamy boy - I think I even put out a huge veggie-hummous-pita spread that night as if I were having a dinner party or something.

So he comes over, everything is perfect and he's charming me off my feet and onto the couch and we're starting to rock'n'roll, and then my skinny, cock-eyed calico cat Duckie walks in and sits there staring at us. This skeeved me out, so I threw a TV Guide in her direction and she skittered off.

Then Miles said, "I've been a bad little kitty, too - what are you gonna throw in MY face?"

And I snorted in his face.

And before I could stop laughing, the poor cute boy got mad and left without saying a WORD.

I felt like Mary Tyler Moore at the funeral of Chuckles the Clown, only it was fooling around and not a eulogy.

Ok, your turn.

I seriously had to hold back laughter when he said, "I wanna make love to you all night long".

It's just sooooo not my style and he knew it...I don't know what he was thinking.

Anytime a man has said to me "You just haven't slept with the right man" it makes me giggle my ass off.

i offered this one guy i was seeing a foot rub. he said, "maybe you could give me a foot rub naked"



it was too bevis and butthead for me.

Romera said:

I've gotten that too

This guy and I had been seeing each other for a couple of days, and he says to me "you can call me Brett" and I'm going "what?" "you know, like Brett and Charlotte"





bless his little white cotton socks for trying

ZombieKitten said:

Did he say Charlotte or Scarlett?

JustErin said:

he said Charlotte he didn't get either name right!

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

Awesome.

JustErin said:

bkw.

"I'm your soulmate, you know..."


"No," I thought, "you definitely are not..."

I had a mate who started to use the line "Is your father a thief?"

Just before he could finish with the tag line she blurts out "No....but he is a murderer and he's on his way back"

july said:

his name wasn't even Brett though! he thought Rhett was called Brett, and Scarlet was called Charlotte

althom said:

I learned this one from Diffrent Strokes:
if a guy asked what was I doing tonight:
"oh, you know. Polishing my husband's police badge"

Anx said:

OMG, you're such an ass.

Any time somebody says something in an actual attempt to be sexy, I think it's funny. So, mostly I have sex with people who only say things like that when they're trying to be funny.

"I cant wait untill im in your hot lil oven."

trust me he never got to open that door.

LMAO and at Anx and charlottes stories!!!

Esp charlottes! thats hilarious!

Finnish people don't say sexy things to each other.

Novabreaker said:

What? So they just get down and do it on the floor. No words, just sweet, sweet love?

Cool. Works for me.

Spookymuffin said:

Not really. Basically what we do is get really drunk at a bar, grab someone's ass pretty much on random, take a cab to either one's place and then it's usually over in a few minutes.

Novabreaker said:

and that's only if you didn't pass out cold and freeze to death before the cab arrives

ZombieKitten said:

No, that's really why the mating season is only during summers. During winters we just try to work out our frustrations by playing ice-hockey.

You people think I'm joking. I'm actually not.

Novabreaker said:

It sounds exactly like Minnesota.




PS - I'm half Finnish.

CarrieMpls said:

Novabreaker said:

I'm swedish and I've seen ferryloads of you drunken louts hanging around waiting for the next ferry home

Novabreaker said:

It's true.
My grandparents on my dad's side (when they were alive) still spoke Finnish. The church they went to, about 2/3 of the sermon was in Finnish. I know a children's song in Finnish my grandfather used to sing to me.
ummm... that's about all I know, though.