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Joke of the Day A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly the Camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it? No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are". Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
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I've not heard that for ages. Classic "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Great joke! Sure, we've all done it, but it's still funny.
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i can't believe he let the sergeant watch... | |
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Too much
Good one!!! | |
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JasmineFire said: i can't believe he let the sergeant watch...
Yeah.. | |
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"Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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....that was good!!!!
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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