"Oh yeah...salad bars... When I go, I grab one of those smallish sized plastic containers, then I start with the "leafy" greens [she put "leafy" in quotation marks for some reason... ], next I load on the grated carrots and the kidney beans and the red pepper slices and the string beans and the chickpeas....but then I feel so gooud [as a Brit she puts that "u" anywhere she pleases. ] about myself that I load up on the fried chicken and the beef rolls and the devilled eggs and the sausage slices....I pack that little container so tight people are like 'Damn! Why don't you get the next size container?" Next thing I know I look down at my plate and there ain't nothing left but that leafy crap I started out with! LMAO! "

sounds like Llee might have some Dutch blood in her



seriously, Dutch people at dinner buffets abroad in
hotels and stuff always make me sick. trying to get
away with putting 4 meals on one plate as they work
the buffet for the third time

IstenSzek said:

And make sure you always ask for a glass of tap water when you visit the all-you-can-eat-for-4.99 buffet.

sounds like Llee might have some Dutch blood in her

9s, this board needs your posts dude.

Going to Sizzler will get me head here. It's a romantic night out.

Fauxie said:

jerseykrs said:

Can you imagine taking LleeLlee to The Sizzler?

That would be humiliating.

Going to Sizzler will get me head here. It's a romantic night out.

this thread sucks.

...But LleeLlee told me that when she goes to the salad bar at her local canteen, she tends to "load up" on the "treats" and leave the green stuff for another day.

Her words.

Actually she told me...



Help me, Jesus. Help me Lord.













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sounds like Llee might have some Dutch blood in her



seriously, Dutch people at dinner buffets abroad in
hotels and stuff always make me sick. trying to get
away with putting 4 meals on one plate as they work
the buffet for the third time

Stop right there 9sy!!!!!

It was YOU who described this scenario when we were talking about food and I asked what you had for lunch. You went into this 3 page orgnote about how you had crammed so much salad into your medium sized box at this deli you always go to that they had to call security.

LleeLlee said:

That's not how I remember it.

Plus, who are people going to believe?

Someone who has publically lied about her ability to "hear" what I am saying on my computer, or a loveable Org character like me?

Look, there's nothing wrong with eating a salad.

It's just that I don't think that heaping meat and lard based products into a miniature styrofoam container until it is nearly bursting at the seams with grease while everyone stares on in horror, really qualifies as "salad."

2the9s said:

Didnt the cashier say that perhaps you should have gone the next size up?

what she really meant was, but didnt say " Look, you great big oaf, considering how much you managed to cram into this box probably breaks some kind of record, but next time, use a bigger box, you cheap salad munching goon face."