A few Quotes for us Drunken Orgers.....Persons in brackets are originators of quotes.....

Monday. (Jack Handy)
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel a sense of shame Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams.

You know, If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
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Tuesday. (Stephen Wright)

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."


Wednesday. (Dave Barry)

"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."

Thursday (Frank Sinatra)

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "


Friday (Henny Youngman)

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."


Saturday. (Dave Howell)

To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!


Sunday. (Benjamin Franklin)

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."


And now, in response top the Governments request that all people should be aware of the dangers of Drinking.....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a rampaging stick insect

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not


Please note that in no way do I support Binge Drinking.....Unless your buying in which case mines a Pint of John Smiths.....

purpledisc said:

Love it!!!

I smell a myspace repost.

tuesday and wednesday is a trip