13 Things PMS Stands For:



1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect



The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!



DANGEROUS: - What's for dinner?
SAFER: - Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: - Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: - Are you wearing that?
SAFER: - Wow,you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: - WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: - What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: - Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: - Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: - Should you be eating that?
SAFER: - You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: - Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: - Here,have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: - What did you DO all day?
SAFER: - I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: - I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some more chocolate.


Guys we have been warned.....

Im more "ow my head" and

susannah said:

Here, have some more chocolate

Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing

this is me today

PANDURITO said:

thanks *sniffle*

*scoffs chocolate like no tommorrow*

susannah said:

I'm trying Lindt intense orange right now! or rather I tried, a whole block. I just had to try each square to see if it was good.

ZombieKitten said:

I like your thinking girlie!

Im ok actually, but tommorrow will be the day to steer clear

susannah said:

we so need a hot water bottle emoticon!!!

ZombieKitten said:

oh my god that is EXACTLY what I wanted to post when i wrote that! We really do

I could do with one under my desk right now...my skirt is strangely tight

susannah said:

I hate that, that puffy tender tummy feeling. I thought I was ovulating, cause I feel an ache deep in my sides, but it seems now more like my period coming on in the next week most likely the only thing good about being pregnant and breastfeeding was no periods for close to 18 months.

I sooooo shouldn't have posted the PMS thing !!!!! lol.....


Just Kidding.....




Want some Chocolate??? Galaxy or Dairy Milk?

ZombieKitten said:

wow, I didnt know they went away for that long! Its kinda balanced out by all sorts of other annoyances, aches and pains though isnt it?!

And galaxy please

susannah said:

oh yeah! it is not a fair trade at all! pregnancy is a real @#$%^&(!!

purpledisc said:

have you any Toblerone?

ZombieKitten said:

Well I am just on my way to the Shop - So I shall have a look for you

purpledisc said:

Can I have a topic please? and some cocacola

susannah said:

Hell !!!!! Am I St Nicklaus ????? It aint december 5th you know....!!!!!


Wait.....

Put down the axe


aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh




The first Toblerone was made in 1908 !!! Its a bit mouldy now though.....(I found that out cuz I was trying to find an image to link into this post !!!)

purpledisc said:

eeeew!! I dont want that one thanks!

ZombieKitten said:

Yay !!!


http://www.toblerone.com/


I prefer Crisps myself - Not much of a Chocoholic.....Pickled Onion Monster Munch, Now theres a treat !!

purpledisc said:

oooh! sweet chilli ones! I could have some right now! not that it is a good time to go to buy some

ZombieKitten said:

Do they do Toblerone in Sweet Chilli Flavour ?????