You know I am not wrapped to tight! But those ill timed farts do happen! You will see...

ShySlantedEye1 said:

girl u got me scared now

SammiJ said:

all those ppl in cali should get their sorry asses up here for a change... but then that doesn't really work out either

friggin Internet.

Okay, I am trying to remember the best one...I can't pick so here we go.


Seattle circa 1992

I was getting on a plane either to LA or Miami can't remember. I was boarding the plane, bags checked and about to walk on. My Bo at the time was seeing me off. Emotional moment. I get on the plane and a few minutes later we had to get off. Engine trouble or something. My Bo was still in the terminal just looking at the plane through the window. I get off and there he is. Mushy hugs and all that. I had to go to the bathroom, so I go and take a quick pee. I come out and there he is in the bathroom. I am cracking up at him and he is just leaning against the door. I go to the sink to wash my hands and he is pulling a chair and a trash can to block the door. I am looking at him like he lost is his mind. He comes over and gives me this serious hug and was kissing me in my ear. The whole time he is whispering, "Please don't leave. Stay here with me." I heard a few more pleases after that and don't remember much after that. We were in that bathroom for a WHILE! Once I recovered I realized I missed my plane. It was reschedule for a later time that day but damn. That was a good one. I think we enacted the National Geographic Mating Rituals of Rabbits all over that airport until my flight left. If we were not in our military uniforms we would have been arrested for sure! They probably thought we were either coming from or going to Irag at the time. Awesome memory!

slicksight said:

i know right?!
all yall should be coming HERE
bg909 got a taste of canada, and i think he likes, apparently he's moving here for *some* reason

CarrieMpls said:

noted

You're all a bunch of heathens.

jerseykrs said:

that's so sexy

jerseykrs said:

whatever, silly boy.

CarrieMpls said:

jerseykrs said:

pardonme4livin said:

Exactly how drunk was she?

MartyMcFly said:

oooher!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

THIS IS HOT WITH A CAPITOL F.

m

I was watching a friend in a mountain bike race and as he was approaching the finish line he said, "you just took my breath away".

luv you matt

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Your girl can be off the hook when she is horny! I know you have stories better than mine! You are just as crazy as me. Probably worse.

Okay, story number two...

Long Beach circa 1993.

I was dating a guy who was in the Navy. He was a sweetheart but you would never know it because he was always so gruff and short with people. We had being dating for about nine months I think. I was busy at work and he asked could he get my keys he left his military junk at my house. I just threw him the keys and went back to work. He came back when I got off and before I could pick up my purse he said, "I don't want you lifting a finger for the rest of the day." He grabbed my purse and we walked to the car. He said he was driving and wanted me to relax. He opened the door for me and even buckled my seat belt. We get to my house and he had cooked dinner for me, ran a bath, had some new pj's laid out for me and he had bought me a weeks worth of clothes for work. I am just walking around the place crying saying that is so sweet. He ushered me in the the bathroom and undressed me and put me in the tub. Washed me, dried me, pj'ed me and carried me to the bedroom and put me in the bed. Went to the kitchen and made me a plate and brought it in the bedroom. The man fed me dinner, put the food up and washed the dishes. I was at this point. A man washing my dishes? Oh hell yeah!!!
He jumps in the shower and comes to bed. I was so all at the same time. He said I know your tired and if you want to go to sleep it is okay with me. Of course, I passed out that night but trust and believe before the crack of dawn I fucked the shit out of him. I just needed a nap.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

i love it!! that is so sweet...

Too bad things didn't work out. I could have trained him properly and wouldn't of had to do any house work. I would have gave him sex whenever he wanted if he'd have washed the dishes. I would cook and do everything else.

minneapolisgenius said:

Well actually, it was like "you" (referring to me) and then it was like "Eww" (the smell in a barn) and then it was "ewe" (when I realized there was a female sheep behind me)

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I'll buy the dish washer

fantasyislander said:

that is sweet

fantasyislander said:

Give me a break. If that's true that guy was pathetic. Fed you????

There is nothing a woman could say that is sexy other than they want sacktime.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.....


I'm sure you've read some of my experiences on the org, if you haven't remind me to tell you about the guy with the plastic bag over his head.


M

Spats said:

Slave2daGroove said:

Yo S2DG, I want some sacktime.

Spats said:

Hater! Just because the man put in work you want to hate.

Slave2daGroove said:

Phone number!!!!! Hello!?!