I'm serious guys. If you woke up tomorrow with a really nice rack what would you do?

A) Freak out
B) Wrap yourself up and go out in an attempt to maintain your normal schedule.
C) Breast reduction (option for crazy guys not proud of their perky breasts)
D) Become a homebound recluse who lives off delivery food and spends hours at a time feeling yourself up.

(Note: I am not talking about "man boobs" here. I am talking about 100% milk-fed fluffy pillows)
[Edited 6/7/06 20:55pm]

well if I woke up tomorrow with a willy I would probably have to get a divorce

I would go to the doctor and have them check my hormon levels, and then I would schedule a breat reduction.

ZombieKitten said:

Especially if your husband is not named Willy.

Ba dum bump.

(Tapping microphone) Is this thing on?

can TR wake up with boobies for just one day

Before I rub myself silly, resulting in a probable world's record for chafing, I would have to call in a film crew to shoot an exciting new porn series.

Working Title: The Captain's Fun Bags (Volumes 1-8)

breast reduction

but it depends on how nice they looked

lilgish said:

Since you are the second to mention breast reduction, I am adding that to the original premise as an option.

I may actually get mine enlarged if I feel inadequate in any way when I put on my bikini top.

CaptainChaos said:

Would the tits we have look nice? Would our tits correspond to those of the females in our family? Would they correspond with our bodies and frames?

It depends if they looked nice. The only the thing worse than having breast would be having ugly lop sided, werid nipple, looking tits. If I had breast like Gretchen Mol or Kyla Cole I might keep them.

Start breast feeding I guess.

lilgish said:

They would be NICE. Perfectly proportioned, soft but firm to the touch. Exquisite.

I think I just hurt myself writing that.

2the9s said:

Too noble and unselfish for this thread.

CaptainChaos said:

It would be fun to have other women squeezing them.

lilgish said:

I like the way you think. Turning the thread to lesbianism. Brilliant!

I would get a t-shirt that reads
"My penis is down there".
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Would you judge me If I said I would perk em up a little bit with a wonderbra, wear a revealing top and make other men stare at them

I'd slap the Captain and my ex-girlfriend in the face silly with them titties!

did I leave my lightsaber in this thread?


nope.


sorry for interruption, please continue.

Illustrator said:

I would just wear my same T-shirt I wear all the time that says "My Penis in a Wonderland".

PREDOMINANT said:

Perfectly legitimate thing to do in my book.

JPW said:

Being slapped in the face with boobies is never a bad thing, regardless of the source.

GeorgeWBush said:

Um...

I don't know. That would be horrible. As much as i love boobies i don't know how women live with them everyday. Ask the guys here who have man boobies.

Play with them aaaaalllll day

Spats said:

I could take a man boob survey. I myself have rippling, rock hard pecs.

Ladies, on a serious note, could guys handle the awesome and all-powerful responsibility of having boobs? Are we, as a gender, ready?