don't read ahead. just fill in the blanks with the 1st thing that comes into your mind. if it makes sense in the end then great. if not it'll just be that much more hilarious.







Hello my name is _____. I love to _____ when I _____. I did it again today, but this time when I _____, it hurt like a _____!!! I orgnoted _____ about it and they said _____. Which made me feel like _____ . After that I listened to _____ while eating a whole _____. While eating my _____ I noticed someting smelled like _____, but couldn't tell where it was coming from. I then got up and _____. When I realized it was coming from my _____ I immediately _____. When I came back to the Org after I _____, I saw a thread titled that read "_____". While reading _____'s response I thought to myself, _____. So I replied; "_____". After being on here for _____, I think I'm going to _____ and then _____.

I only wish _____ was lying in bed next to me so that I could _____ and tell them _____. And finally, I hope I can get some _____ and dream about _____ tonight.

Hello my name is Lleena. I love to eat the bark off trees when I feel peckish. I did it again today, but this time when I bit into it, it hurt like a dentist using a crowbar to wrench my teeth out!!! I orgnoted the mods about it and they said, you're weird. Which made me feel like a weirdo . After that I listened to Prince while eating a whole branch. While eating my branch I noticed someting smelled like burning but couldn't tell where it was coming from. I then got up and checked my shoes. When I realized it was coming from my shoes I immediately sat down again. When I came back to the Org after I had finished eating, I saw a thread titled that read "your favourite munchies". While reading Cloudbusters's response I thought to myself, that guy is worrying. So I replied; "Cloudy, please stop collecting toe nail clippings of Z list celebrities and eating them". After being on here for 3 days, I think I'm going to log off and then log back on again immediately.

I only wish Johnny Depp was lying in bed next to me so that I could talk and tell them to shutup. And finally, I hope I can get some Bark and dream about trees tonight.