Anx said:

Alba Turns On Dolphins

Sexy star Jessica Alba is always careful when she's scuba diving, because she doesn't like attracting amorous dolphins.

The actress discovered the mammals got aroused by her presence when she was a youngster, shooting the dolphin drama "Flipper."
She recalls, "I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being -- and they have long, long ... (penises).

"I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."

Alba reveals the dolphin dilemma became a constant joke at the actress' expense.

She tells MTV News, "Needless to say my closest friends and family did dolphin squeaking noises for the next five years any time they referred to me or called me or talked to me, which was pretty annoying."



just sayin...

JPW said:

if this is your idea of a huge ejaculation, then i wouldn't go linking to this thread on a personal ad.

Fauxie said:

really, who cares

ahh blow it outcha ass wouldja

Balls to this. You're more Freddie Mercury than Ian Brady.

!!!

Imago said:

Someone needs some chapstick in this pic.


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Well, this went well.

Fauxie said:

I like it when you're nice.

CarrieMpls said:

I like it when you're CarrieMpls.


Oh crap, look what you did. Cunt.

Fauxie said:

jerseykrs said:

I'm so proud of you that you managed to not post your pic in that post. It must've hurt a lot.

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Fauxie said:

I can't do this anymore can I?

Sometimes I wish I were that young punk newbie again trying to make a name for himself by being a complete twat towards everyone.

CarrieMpls said:

Hey, I'm still that arrogant prick!

purplekisses said:

Hey, fuck you. Just because you taught me about anal.

Fauxie said:

dear U wanna get it right then say " fuck me bitch"

purplekisses said:

Bugger off. You weren't supposed to be on this thread. You always throw spanners.

Fauxie said:

ahhh dont be so hard on yourself, i bet you have some inner twatiness that needs to come out

ella731 said:

I've turned that twat inside out.

Fauxie said:

did you turn it all about?

ella731 said:

yes, like the hokey cokey.

Not a mean bone in that body.

sag10 said:

Just humour me.

No Fuck You! CUNT!

Fauxie said:

sure you are.

Awww... how can someone with that cute penguin as an avatar be mean.

Just an observation, A cute penguin ? Can't we pick a little more aggressive avatar than that ? ( Vampire, I know U better)