Anx said:

i cant see it!

Anx said:

trap door spiders are cool.

And I'll swim in that sea of spiders w/ Supa, because roaches are just disgusting.

minneapolisgenius said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Here's a really cool tarantula that we saw last month in Argentina.



That was just one of many. We were in the middle of the desert staying in this weird hotel, and we realized that after it got dark, they were everywhere!

minneapolisgenius said:

OK, I'm not down with spiders once they start getting big bodies but I'd still rather deal with a tarantula than damn roaches


Uggggghhhhh.....maybe you'll feel me on this. There was this Dean Koontz book I read about a guy who's was killed and then came back to life to kill this lady. Well what she didn't know is that he actually had a twin. Well anyway there is this part of the book where the woman runs and hides in this cellar and she cannot come back out of the hole because the killer is right outside and she can hear down there this "whispering" and when she gets her flashlight to work it is a literal sea of roaches and that whispering she heard was the mish mashing of all the roach bodies rubbing together I would literally flip the hell out in that situation. Killer come get me now

Today being 666,
if the world ended right now,
Imago's would be the only avatar to survive the nuclear devastation.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'll have to read that book. I'm just now getting into Koontz in fact.

I actually don't mind most spiders, but some are just beyond creepy. Tarantulas don't bother me. I've actually held one once. When we were in Thailand though, i came back to my hut and there was this HUGE brown (and not cute, fuzzy brown like tarantulas ) spider bigger than my hand on the wall right next to our bed.

No one would help me with it of course, so I took a broom and thought I would sweep it out the door or something. Well the second I came near it, it jumped onto the end of the brrom and I freaked out and shook it out. And then I swear it was gone in a split second. I found it again on the wall, and when I came near it, it literally FLEW across the room and was on the other wall!!! In my whole like I have never seen anything move that fast. Not even centipedes.

And yeah, also in Thailand, I went out to pee in the middle of the night with my headlamp on, and there were HUGE cockroaches, almost the size of a cigarette pack, mating on the wall of the toilet! I really freaked out.

Oh yeah, also in Thailand I saw a giant centipede about 8 inches long running towards our hut. Yeah, I guess Thailand is bad if you don't like bugs.

minneapolisgenius said:

OK, I'm not so sure I can ever go to Thailand now.


I'm freaking out just reading your story. I would probably freeze up and faint and then DIE from the horror. I'm not kidding. My spider phobia is that severe.

CarrieMpls said:

my mother threw my baby sister across the room when a spider came down right in front of her face. Thankfully the baby landed on the bed

superspaceboy said:

Imago had an avatar of his balls?

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, the spiders there are pretty impressive. That fast one though was probably the worst of the bunch though. Mostly because of it's speed and the fact that I couldn't keep track of where it was.

And the first time we went to Thailand, again I had to get up in the dark to pee, and you can't flush most of the toilets there, so you have this big deep bucket of water which you use a plastic tupperware thing to scoop out clean water and pour into the toilet bowl to make the water "flush" down. Anyway, I went to stick my hand in the bucket as usual, and there were HUGE spiders crawling on the inside. I felt like I was in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or something.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If I thought it would save me from a spider I'd easily give up my firstborn.

minneapolisgenius said:

AAAAAIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

OK, I seriously can't come back to this thread now.

No more spiders, no more bugs.


whew.

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

Dead to me...THIS JUMPING SPIDER FREAKING THREAD!

Jumping Spiders...:faints:

superspaceboy said:

I still don't know what kind it was, but we told the owner of the place we were staying at about it, and he said, "Oh yeah, they're all over the place. See? Look here..." and he picks up this small, round, white pouch thing from inside his hammock. "Yes, she laid her eggs here last night."

and then I found an identical white pouch on the railing of our balcony. Well, I found out it was a female anyway. And multiplying!

brownsugar said:

dammit!

Can we keep the roach but change the orger?

Fauxie said:

Imago said:

Do ya really believe the next one is going to be better?

Imago said:

PS - Nice avvie.

CarrieMpls said:

I was going for a Robert Mapplethorpe strategy. You know, where the artist begs you to ignore the fact that there is a whip inserted in a man's anus, and appreicate the photograph for the compositional integrity alone.

Imago said:

women like penguins. men too.

Imago said:

If it was a whip and anus pic, I don't think anyone would have been complaining.

Fauxie said:

ok thanks, I'm almost certain you meant to post this on another thread, else, it would make no sense at all; but no matter, I love you all the same

Imago said:

Dude, I don't care what thread I'm on anymore.

I always post the same shit irrespective of thread subject.

Fauxie said:

Some dude here actually posted on one of my threads a few months ago:

"Dude, I leave for year and come back--and you're still posting the same lame ass jokes?"

Imago said:

I was going to adopt a bug

luv4u said:

They have ointments for that kind of thing