It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore:
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH


Free yourself of Poo, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing
it as a public service.

Have a nice day...


PLEASE NOTE: This is not real !! It is a light hearted joke.....
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1 litre a day????

I couldn't live if I drank that. I need at least 3. More poo for me then.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

The poo is flavoursome no?

Fauxie said:

i guess that would make water non-vegan!

no wonder it's so damn tasty!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Thing is, I only drink mineral water here as the tap water is so bad (I only shower in that ), so am I still consuming poo?

Fauxie said:

i guess the question would be - what do you use to brush your teeth?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I use poo.

Fauxie said:

that would explain why you don't smile much in your pictures.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

No, that'd be my wonky ass teeth.

i read that we swallow ten spiders a night in our sleep. so we shouldn't drink water and we shouldn't sleep either.

thank you, that is all.

Fauxie said:

i'm sure the poo is not helping!

Anx said:

I read that we're supposed to drink ten glasses of water a day, so I started taking one spider with each glass to make sure I get my RDA.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Depends what you eat. If it's gritty it aids plaque removal quite nicely.

nature's 'microcrystals'

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Fauxie said:

ok, now i'm not having lunch... thanks, Fauxie!

Fauxie said:

i was thinking of ingesting five small spider meals a day just to keep my energy up.

actually wine is not distilled

good wine is hardly filtered at all


(maybe that's why so many wine drinkers are full of shit)
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Anx said:

Okay, you actually had me alarmed w/ that first part!!!

There was a baby spider crawling across my bed the other day Now I gotta look out for the momma & the siblings

I hope I don't swallow them

I hope I didn't already!

Should I search my poo for spider remnants??










I'm scaring myself

well, that's what i read, anyway. apparently we gobble down spiders like fiddle faddle while we're asleep. go figure.

Anx said:

Anx said:

I just can't get used to not having 3 big spiders at my regular breakfast, lunch and dinner times.

p.s. I think you'll find it's per year.

(according to the Institute of Being In Every Single Person's Bedroom In Order To Work Out How Many Spiders People Ingest In A Year, or 'IBESPBOWHMSPIY'.)

Anx said:

I think it is actually 10 Spiders a year

paintsprayer said:

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You are aware that the subject of this thread is meant as a light hearted joke??


In order to prepare wine for bottling, the last action that a winemaker takes it is to ensure it is perfectly bright. Filtration enables the winemaker to remove even the finest invisible matter from wine.

However there is a danger that as filters are not selective, some of the wines character may be taken away with the unwanted particles. A general rule of thumb would be that the finer the wine, the more gentle the filtration process. There are winemakers who do not use Filtration and Bottle wine straight from the cask.

Filtration holds no mark over the quality of a Wine.


Also it doesn't state that Wine is distilled.


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[Edited 5/25/06 9:03am]

What about the water that Jesus turned into wine?

How much poo did that contain? Anyone know?

Omadon said:

Careful.....They will burn us at the stake for asking stuff that like !!!!!

purpledisc said:

You are aware that my post on this thread was meant as a lighthearted joke?

white lightning rules

thesexofit said:

I had a bottle of that once and was very, very sick !!!!! lol

purpledisc said:

oh that's right - my mistake.

we actually eat ten SNAKES a night in our sleep. oops!