Fauxie said:

OMG, GIVE ME THAT AVATAR!

Mon dropped one of those MaMa cup noodle thing (ramen) on the floor last night and still hasn't cleaned it all up.

Remember those pictures of Dook's room with all that shit strewn about? I think I've reached that level if not worse.

I am a fucking jankity ass SLOB!! Oh my fucking stars, I opoenned my eyes last night and looked around--it's a mess. My friend offered to come over to help me cleanup since she agrees I'm a slob, and even though she's seen my house messier, I get embarrassed about cleaning my shit in front of house guests. These were her words: "Who the hell has dirty underwear on the floor?"

Well, shit---what's gotten in to me? This is rank people. At least it doesn't smell yet, but shit--it's nasty.

Here's some of the shit I gotta do today:



1 ) Clean off my computer desk--that shit has bills, books, CDs, pictures, Food (), a fucking snorkel, DVD movies, batteries, and coins scattered on it.
2 ) Pick every fucking thing off the master bedroom floor: Shoes, pimp ass back-pack, a container of whey protein , a broken lamp , a pair of sissors, 3 empty water containers, a belt, a back scratcher, dirty underwear , and coins.
3 ) Dust all the furniture in my bed room
4 ) Clean out master bedroom closet It's a nice little walk in closet, but I got so much shit crammed in it that I don't dare walk in it--I just stand outside of it reaching carefully in hoping nothing will jump out and try to kill me.
5 ) Dust all of my ceiling fans. How many fucking ceiling fans do I have again?
6 ) Clean master bathroom sinks and mirrors--there fucking toothbrush spackle on my mirrors
7 ) Clean master bathroom shower and toilet. I have a clump of hair near the shower drain
8 ) Vacum the master bedroom carpet. I swear to god, I'm actually looking at pubes there and I don't think they're mine
9 ) Mop the Foyer, Kitchen, hallway, and Mud room. I fucking hate moping.
10 ) Vacume the livingroom and totally unfurnished, ghetto dining room . At least they're clean cuase I never use them and my roomate never retreats from the library to use them either.
11 ) Rearrange books in the library and figure out which ones to donate and which ones to keep
12 ) Rearrange all the shelves in the garage and find out what I need to throw away and what's of use to me
13 ) Scan all receipts and information for important appliances and items and personal documents to .pdf format and store them on two DVDS. One I give to my sister--and one I keep. That way I can password protect the information AND have a backup for my paperworks.
14 ) Clean out the boxes in my attic
15 ) Landscape my fucking front yard. The weeds have become "features" and I will not stand for that!
16 ) Landscape my backyard. I've got indigo snakes loving areas of my backyard because of the unwanted weeds. Also, I need to think about planting a tree there Elm?
17 ) Mow the Lawn
18 ) Clean out small front porch area---it's only like 5x7 or some shit like that and I'ts dirty I need to clean out the front porch overhead light (got bugs in it :ill), sweep the floor and get rid of a rusty pant hanger.
19 ) Clean out my car--there's shit in my car I'm still trying to figure out the source to.
20 ) Throw away my old clothes. 80% of what I own, I don't wear. Gonna need to trhow that shit away.



[Edited 6/3/06 4:39am]

What the hell is feng shui anyway? I never understood it. Actually, I never had it explained to me

BlackBuddy said:

i sent you a link.

missmad said:

Thanks!