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Me, the Captain.

Does anybody else pass out when they have an erection because of lack of blood flow to the brain?

Can anyone else here provide adequate shade to several homeless people whilst excited?

Does anyone else know the sweet sweet agony of having part of your anatomy arrive at every destination you go to 20 minutes before the rest of you?

I'm just saying...

No love for the Captain's penis?

Damn, why did I come back to the Org again?

My only explanation for the sheer unpopularity of this thread...

Jealousy has reared it throbbing, helmited one-eyed head.