1. Ever been to a male strip club?

No, but once, a guy near a Gay bar went "Beep Beep" to me as I was crossing the street.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Yeah, a few. More than once with friends. Not anymore though.
It's been a long while. I don't miss them. They get played out after a while.
The novelty of it has it's own course. It's a tease and that's exactly what they do.

3. Ever been to a bar?

Yeah, quite a few. Over the years. Not anymore. Have not been around that scene in more than about 3 or 4 years.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Yeah, maybe once or twice. Probably 3 times. We all left. lol. To go to another place. I definitely don't drink no more.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

No, not carried. I could handle the effect pretty well. If you learn to pace the drink intake. It don't work though. You get a few in you and it's all over. You drink too much again. It's too bad really.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Yeah, a couple of times. nothing bad occured just that uneasy feeling of asking your friends what did I do last night. It's been years. Drinking is a state of confusion. I never was an alcoholic. It was a social thing. I don't think it has any good sides anymore. I think it just ruins your vibe after a while. I do not recommend it.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?

Yeah, A close friend used to lightly kiss me and hug. Whenever he had not seen me in a while. It was a connection on a friend level. It was a pure level.. He is, was a friend. I did not worry about this or that really. Human to human.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?

Oh, yeah.


9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

No.

10. Had sex in a car?

No.

11. Had sex in a park?

No.

12. Had sex in a movie theater?

No.

13. Had sex in a bathroom?

Yes.

14. Had sex in a school?

No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Yes.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

Yeah.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

No.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?

No.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Yeah.

20. Ever given oral sex or received?

Yes.

22. Have you ever had a threesome?

Actually. Yes. Only one time.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Not a girl. My wife's are real.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?

Nope. Never needed it.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

I like to give it first. Then receive.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yes, I was dancing at someplace and this cute blond girl began to dance with me randomly. So we continued. She then put here arms around me a gave me this real deep kiss. Just long and hungry. She then left off the floor with her friends of 5 or 6 girls. They were all already leaving. And they had been looking for her. She was waving too go with her. During Spring Break in Seattle. There were girls everywhere. I thought it was funny but at the same time sexxy as hell, as she was there got me hot and her hot. It was kinda like yeah, oh yeah. Hmm, Wow, Oh yeah. I never forgot her or those engaging moments. We meet, connection made and then she is gone.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Not a one night stand. a weekend thing. A three night stand.

28. Fav position?

Giving her oral and then receiving. 69.

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

Yes, I think so. From what I remember.

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? Typically I'm not big on props, but I had my moments when I tried to explore my backyard and acquired some gardening implements when I didn't have a big sexy hoe handy.

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? No, but I'd help her shop for one.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? In front of someone - Fun! In front of a mirror - yeah, like the first time I realized what masturbation was, because I wanted to see what was going on.

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? No, though someone at the last MPLS Org Invasion gave me a drunken lapdance whilst singing "Lady" by the Little River Band. It was so wrong, it was kind of right.

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? Never paid, because I've lived in NYC and Chicago and you can turn up a free piece of ass under any rock in the city if you want. Have I received money for it? Not directly. I don't think indirectly either. But maybe I'm thinking too hard about the question.

Is love swallowing? Nah. And I'll just leave it at that.
[Edited 6/2/06 23:49pm]

theAudience said:

Dude...if I could do that, do you think I'd be spending my free time posting here?!?!?!

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? No, but I am considering ordering something nice from adultshop

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? N/A.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? yes to both.

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? no

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? no

Is love swallowing? not if you're a vegan

1. Ever been to a male strip club? yes
2. Ever been to a female strip club? hell no
3. Ever been to a bar? of course
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? nah
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? NO
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? no
8. Thrown up from drinking too much? no, dry heaved though
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? not up to this point
10. Had sex in a car? no
11. Had sex in a park? no
12. Had sex in a movie theater? no
13. Had sex in a bathroom? :::starting to feel like a prude::: no
14. Had sex in a school? no
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes
16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yea
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? probably
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? not really, I just don't claim him
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? YES
20. Ever given oral sex or received? uh huh
22. Have you ever had a threesome? no, but 2 guys is a fantasy of mine
23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? LOL, yes... & bouncy
24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no
25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? receive, but giving is nice too
26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? no
27. Have you ever had a one night stand? no, unfortunately I'm a relationship gal
28. Fav position? doggie
29. Were you 100% HONEST? yes, but I wish I'd done it in more places



Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? Hitachi Magic Wand, the Rabbit (overrated!), the Beaver , Clit Hummer, butt plug, vibrating butt plug, vibrating dildo...

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? yes

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? no

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? no & no

Is love swallowing? my husband will find out... or my next serious bf



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[Edited 6/3/06 4:54am]

theAudience said:

Even if I were anywhere near that flexible I would never wanna do myself - it's just stupid

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? Does my thumb count as a toy or it is technically known as a self-expression of a misplaced digit when used in such a fashion?

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? No, because she does the mental equivalent to me practically every day already.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? No, because one the primary benefits of this act is that you never have to feel conscious of how you look. Or in front of a mirror? No, because based on my previous answer, I would keep imagining my mirror saying "Ewww...definitely not the fairest one of them all."

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? Well, of course. Lapdances don't grow on trees, you know .

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Man, all the freakin' time. Okay.....maybe not financially..... Would you? See answer to the lapdance question.

Is love swallowing? I know that love is all-consuming.....

ZombieKitten said:

oh no

Anx said:

could you not see where that whole thing was leading to?

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? yes.

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? ok, I'm not a boy, and I'm admitting a lot here, but the idea of a guy going down on a strap-on is incredibly hot to me.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? yes and yes. the mirror thing was mostly curiousity, though. I don't fantasize about myself.

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? no, but someone bought me one, once. Not really my thing. It was uncomfortable.

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? no and no. But I'm not necessarily morally opposed to those that have/do.

Is love swallowing? No. And like Anx, I'm just not gonna expound on that one.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? yes

2. Ever been to a female strip club? yes

3. Ever been to a bar? yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? technically, no lol

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yes

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? yes

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? yes

10. Had sex in a car? yes

11. Had sex in a park? yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater? yes

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? yes

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? yes

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? both

22. Have you ever had a threesome? yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? yes, but i prefer to give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes

28. Fav position? wow just one, hormones are goin crazy these days..they are all weird ones lol

29. Were you 100% HONEST? yes

ZombieKitten said:

Where are the REAL FUCKING QUESTIONS...this shit is for teenagers!

Romera said:

Nuh uh.

CarrieMpls said:

Hell yes hell yes hell yes HELL YES.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Thought you might like that.

oops, i forgot...i HAVE gotten a professional lap dance before...when i went to show world for the princess superstar birthday party, the strippers came out and gave us all free lapdances. my friend and i were sitting there mortified, and my friend actually said to the stripper, "you don't have to go through with this, you know." which just made the stripper flop herself around on us even worse.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? no

2. Ever been to a female strip club? yes

3. Ever been to a bar? yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? no

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? no

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? no

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? no

10. Had sex in a car? yes

11. Had sex in a park? no

12. Had sex in a movie theater? no

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? no

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? maybe

20. Ever given oral sex or received? both

22. Have you ever had a threesome? no

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? no

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? no

28. Fav position? any position works for me

29. Were you 100% HONEST? yes, ma'am

Anx said:

Does a dude dancing on your lap, in your face & burying his head in your lap @ a pleasure party count? I didn't pay though

1. Ever been to a male strip club?

No but I've been in gay clubs where they have stripped in the show (they weren't supposed to).

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Yes. A lesbian friend of mine wanted to go but didn't want to go by herself. I was supposed to meet her there. I was there but she chickened out. Those sluts kept pestering me all night until I crossed my legs and changed my voice to a fish accent. I bet those bitches wondered what the hell I was doing in there.

3. Ever been to a bar?

Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Once

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Once

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?

All the time.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?

Yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Yes

10. Had sex in a car?

Yes

11. Had sex in a park?

Yes, in the bushes.

12. Had sex in a movie theater?

No

13. Had sex in a bathroom?

No, but I came close once.

14. Had sex in a school?

No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?

Most definately.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received?

Both

22. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes. Hell, I've had foursomes. The more the merrier.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?

No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Both

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Hell, that's most of my sex life. Send in the next one. Next!!!!!

28. Fav position?

Oral

29. Were you 100% HONEST?[/quote]

Yes

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[Edited 6/4/06 3:21am]

july said:

You really have to question a girl who would make out with a guy she didn't know.

Spats said:

Well the GUY made out w/ someone he didn't know as well? Why are you tagging the girl for this?

CalhounSq said:

Yeah but she kissed him first. I have no problem with a woman making the move. But with a guy she didn't know? Not good.

Spats said:

So it's okay for a GUY to do this exact same thing but it's not okay for a woman to do? I thought you didn't believe in traditional roles Spats? So which one is it? Why are you adhering to that same old notion that a sexually liberated woman is some kind of whore?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Hey! Remember, i'm flexible!!

Illustrator said:

ZombieKitten said:

YES

HamsterHuey said:

ZombieKitten said:

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

No

No

Yes


Yes


No

Yes

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

Yes

No

No

Yes

Yes

Yes

n/a

Yes

69

Yes

Yes

All fours

Yes