theAudience said:

Before my injury I could.

minneapolisgenius said:

You're sweet.

minneapolisgenius said:

And now I love you too!

^

jerseykrs said:

I know. At least you love me.

fantasyislander said:

ZombieKitten said:

[Edited 6/2/06 10:45am]
[Edited 6/2/06 10:47am]

You didn't answer the male strip club question brownsugar.

minneapolisgenius said:

done

minneapolisgenius said:

Seriously though--Latina, dancer--you already had it goin' on. This new thing is just icing on the cake!

brownsugar said:

And did you run out of dollars after the first 10 minutes?

sextonseven said:

minneapolisgenius said:

nope. i never had to offer a dime!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? no

2. Ever been to a female strip club? no

3. Ever been to a bar? yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? no

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? no

10. Had sex in a car? yes

11. Had sex in a park? yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater? yes

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? no

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? no

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? no

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes

28. Fav position? woman on top

29. Were you 100% yes

brownsugar said:

I just can't get past the bananahammocks.

minneapolisgenius said:

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes. But I stopped after they kept on asking me to have bananas in the infamous Banana Bar...

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No. I was refused once or twice. For looking too straight.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes. Two times in my life.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? French kissed, fucked, rimmed, whateva.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Alas, yes. Once, in my sleep. That was the second and last time I ever blacked out. Drunk due to mixing sorts of alcohol.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Have you been following me lately?

10. Had sex in a car? Yes. Awkward.

11. Had sex in a park? Yes. Smutty.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Smuttier. But yes.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? In the bathroom standing on the tub and holding on the rod... thought Prince actually did that? Nope, he just saw the Gooey Does Dallas tape.

14. Had sex in a school? With myself, yes.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yup.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yup. Back in the day gay safe condoms could only be purchased there...

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes. I invited Isten over to an orgy once and then...

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? LOADS...

20. Ever given oral sex or received? This is a rather boring questionaire... Given AND received. I also rimmed and got rimmed, mmm'kay?

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Foursome. Amongst other some's.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give. It's my gift to mankind.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes. Frenched him too.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? I have been single so long, are there any other stands?

28. Fav position? You don't wanna know.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? I skirted (not squirted) around the previous question. Org ain't ready.

Next time, add;

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind?

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you?

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror?

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance?

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you?

Is love swallowing?

ZombieKitten said:

X4

Take your time and think it through
If this is what U wanna do
Bodies all twisted on the floor, yeah sugar (believe it)
1+1+1+1 is 4 - hit me band, hey!
(you have to be a bit creative rhythmically to make the last line work)


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

minneapolisgenius said:

Is there tangible evidence of this on a page of www.minniedoes???.com i'm unaware of?


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

theAudience said:

I'm not sure. That whole phase of my life is just one big blur.

HamsterHuey said:

OKAY I'LL BITE!

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? Yes, dildo, returning it, too big.

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? I would let BRITNEY SPEARS OR SALMA HAYEK OR ROSE MCGOWAN DO THAT TO ME.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? Yes, in front of another person.

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? Yes.

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? No, but I don't see anything wrong with it.

Is love swallowing? Love is rimming!


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

So THAT is how the song got form!

Try it, y'all;


To rim is love
Love is to rim
Squeeze yer tongue
Through that ring
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HamsterHuey said:

Is that really a song?


....

M

JustErin said:

Way to put me on blast on the message board.

jerseykrs said:

Oh no! Now they will ignore you too?

It's the whole guilty by association thing, eh? Sorry.

JustErin said:

YES TO ALL - THE BILL CLINTON Q - DOES ORAL COUNT AS SEX?

QUESTION 1 DISCLAIMER - I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS AND THEN I WAS THERE. ACTUALLY GOT MY FIRST FREE BEER FOR BEING 'CUTE'?
QUESTION 7 - I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING - SUCKER KISSED?

EXCEPT

12 - SEE BILL QUESTION
18 - NO AND I'M DISSAPPOINTED!
23 - YES - AGAIN DISSAPPOINTED
24 - NO
25 - BOTH ALL GOOD / NOT TOO MANY LADIES ARE GOOD AT IT
29 - LADY ON TOP

Ever used a sex toy? If so, what kind? Dildos, plugs, vibrators, floggers, canes, ropes, needles, violet wand. Etc. And various edibles.

(FOR THE BOYS) Would you let your gal use the strap-on on you? I love a man who says yes to this one.

Did you ever masturbate in front of another person? Or in front of a mirror? Yes, and no.

Did you ever pay a stripper to give you a lapdance? Matt bought me a lapdance once.

Did you ever pay or receive money for sex? Would you? My boyfriend paid me to stay home from work one day and be his sex slave. Does that count? Anyway, if I had the looks, I'd totally be a sex worker.

Is love swallowing? I'm gonna have to agree with Miguel on this one.

HamsterHuey said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I need to be alone.