Illustrator said:

!!!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club?
No.
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
Yes.
3. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but often involuntarily.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Hmmm, not that I can recall now of any such incident.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Why sure.
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
No, I've threatened to though.
8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Actually, I don't think so. From doing weed yes, but not alcohol.
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
I'll try to have sex with more than one persona in a 24 year period first and see what happens after that, okay?
10. Had sex in a car?
No.
11. Had sex in a park?
No.
12. Had sex in a movie theater?
Do hard-ons count?
13. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh, heaven's no.
14. Had sex in a school?
Pfft. Who did?
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Myriad times.
16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes.
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Not quite, but almost.
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
Yes.
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Thousands.
20. Ever given oral sex or received?
There is other kinds of sex?
22. Have you ever had a threesome?
But.. what kind of procreative purposes would that serve?
23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
It doesn't matter.
24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?
No, I have trouble controlling my erections anyway.
25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Depends on how bad she smells.
26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No.
27. Have you ever had a one night stand?
No. (getting down with your friend's Mom doesn't count, right?)
28. Fav position?
I have no idea.
29. Were you 100% HONEST?
Probably.

Illustrator said:

!!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? -- No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? --Yes, but they bore me

3. Ever been to a bar? -- Seriously?

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? -- You bet I have! Several times

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? -- Not out of a bar, but i have been helped to bed a couple of times in the past

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? --Next question!

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? -- Not on the lips

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? -- Does the Pope shit in the woods? More times than I care to remember

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? --No

10. Had sex in a car? --I've had that baby rockin!

11. Had sex in a park? -- Yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater? --Only hand action

13. Had sex in a bathroom? -- You bet

14. Had sex in a school? -- No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? -- Yea, i'm an adult!

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? -- Nope

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? -- see above

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? -- Nope, it was all at least moderately good

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? -- I wouldn't even know where to start. You know I'm a guy dont you?

20. Ever given oral sex or received? --You bet on both

22. Have you ever had a threesome? --No

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? -- They're real if you can touch them

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? -- Nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? --I love both

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? -- yep

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? --yep

28. Fav position? --Girl on top

29. Were you 100% HONEST? --As always

1. Ever been to a male strip club? Nope

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yep. Absolutely love them

3. Ever been to a bar? Of course!

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes, for getting it on with a lady

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Many times

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes

10. Had sex in a car? Yes

11. Had sex in a park? Yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

14. Had sex in a school? Yes

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Many times

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Many times

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Dear God, yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Kinda

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? n/a

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? both about the same

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

28. Fav position? Probably doggy

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Absolutely

ZombieKitten said:

Good answer!

ZombieKitten said:

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

3. Ever been to a bar?

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? I was actually picked up and literally thrown out a bar out the back door, I landed badly, and was all cut and bruised.. that was a while back now


5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

10. Had sex in a car?

11. Had sex in a park?

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom?

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

20. Ever given oral sex or received?

22. Have you ever had a threesome?

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?

28. Fav position? Too many to dwindle down to one

29. Were you 100% HONEST?
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1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club?No

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No, I just slept in the club until I was OK

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?Yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?Yes

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?Yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?Yes

10. Had sex in a car?Yes

11. Had sex in a park?Yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater?Yes

13. Had sex in a bathroom?Yes

14. Had sex in a school?Yes

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?Yes

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?Yes

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received?Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome?No

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?Yes

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?Yes

28. Fav position? I don't know

29. Were you 100% HONEST?Yes

1. Ever been to a male strip club? YES

2. Ever been to a female strip club? NO

3. Ever been to a bar? YES

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NO

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? VERY CLOSE

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? NO

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? YES

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? YES, LONG AGO

10. Had sex in a car? YES

11. Had sex in a park? YES

12. Had sex in a movie theater? NO

13. Had sex in a bathroom? YES

14. Had sex in a school? NO

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? YES

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? NO

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? YES

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? YES

20. Ever given oral sex or received? YES,BOTH

22. Have you ever had a threesome? NO

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? YES

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? NO

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? EITHER

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? NO

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? YES

28. Fav position? SEVERAL

29. Were you 100% HONEST? YES, ALWAYS

1. Ever been to a male strip club? For males or featuring males? Well, I guess I could answer that either way as a big "yes".

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Princess Superstar hosted a birthday party for a friend of hers at ShowWorld on 42nd Street. It was a Sunday afternoon and we were virtually the only people there, and the strippers loved it that they were able to dance for a bunch of gay guys and a couple of crazy looking rock chicks. One of the strippers told us the stage was so sticky she wouldn't do splits because her snoopy would stick to the floor. GOOD TIMES!

3. Ever been to a bar? Uh, HELLO. Have I ever breathed?

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Still working on it.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Maybe this Halloween, if I decide to dress like Courtney Love.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Once in college I was taken home from a party and to this day, I have no idea who brought me home or how I got in my bed. I was just happy I didn't pee the mattress.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes, frequently.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? The last time I puked was in 1999, and it was from bad produce. The time before that was in 1990, and it was from Ouzo, and I wound up yakking down someone's heat vent. Oopsies.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? If you have sex with more than one person at the same time, that counts, right? Well, either way, yes.

10. Had sex in a car? Yes.
11. Had sex in a park? Ew, no.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No, but I did it once on a stage. No audience, but it was still great fun.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

14. Had sex in a school? Yes.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes. They're not very "adult", really, are they?

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? No.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? HELL yes. I went on a one-week roadtrip with someone I had a mad crush on, and we didn't so much as shake hands the whole time because I thought he wasn't interested...a year or so later, I learned he had a mad crush on me too.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Maybe once.

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Among other sums.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? Men can have boobazoids too, you know.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Does alcohol count?

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give. I like having a project.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? What?

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Why would I need two nightstands?

28. Fav position? Pro-vegetarian!

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Of course not.

Anx, are you 'pro-vegetarian' or 'pro-vaginatarian'?

cubic61052 said:

I support many positions. I am multi-asseted.

Anx said:

Anx said:

Is 'asseted' a word? Is the operative part ass?
Just teasing you, dahlin'....

cubic61052 said:

no, i meant to fit ass in there!

Anx said:

A heating vent? That's so mean.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

well, you know...i didn't want to puke on the floor.

plus, i was in the bedroom of the least-liked roommate. i was too trashed to realize that at the time, so i couldn't really take credit...but i was cheered all the same.

Anx said:

I hate to imagine what that smelled like once it 'fermented' a while, then the heat was turned on and warmed it up like last night's leftovers...

cubic61052 said:

funny thing is, i wound up living in that house a year or so later. fortunately, i didn't take that bedroom.

Probably less a chance of fortune, as it was by choice I suspect!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? YES

2. Ever been to a female strip club? YES

3. Ever been to a bar? YES

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NO

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? YES, ONCE.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? YES

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? YES

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? YES

10. Had sex in a car? YES

11. Had sex in a park? NO

12. Had sex in a movie theater? NO

13. Had sex in a bathroom? YES

14. Had sex in a school? NO

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? YES

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? NO

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? YES

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? YES

20. Ever given oral sex or received? BOTH

22. Have you ever had a threesome? YES AND A 4ORGY

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? N/A

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? NO

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? IT DEPENDS ON HOW HORNY I AM.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? YES

28. Fav position? I LIKE THE SPOONING POSITION WHERE I'M THE ONE PENETRATING.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? TOTALLY!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes.

3. Ever been to a bar? I live there.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? not sure.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yep, of course.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Probably.

10. Had sex in a car? Of course.

11. Had sex in a park? Yes.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Almost.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

14. Had sex in a school? No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Plenty.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Hell yeah!

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Almost.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? Yep.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? It depends on my mood.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Sure.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Plenty.

28. Fav position? Doggy-style.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yep.

Illustrator said:

Novabreaker said:

Am I weird? Because it totally does matter to me. I don't even like watching porn with women with implants. I'd prefer a real A cup over a fake C or D.

Man, this thread rocks.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes.

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes.

10. Had sex in a car? Yes.

11. Had sex in a park? Yes.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

14. Had sex in a school? No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Hell yes.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Hell yes.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes.

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? Yes.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.

28. Fav position? Reverse cowgirl.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes.

JustErin said:

You still barely got a reaction. Give it up girlfriend.

minneapolisgenius said:

sextonseven said:

I love you.