1. Ever been to a male strip club? uh uh...

2. Ever been to a female strip club? uh huh...

3. Ever been to a bar? yup

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? yup

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yup

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? ...are u sensing a theme???

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? yes

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? yes

10. Had sex in a car? yes

11. Had sex in a park? uh huh

12. Had sex in a movie theater? no....but can I sub the back of a church here?

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? yes

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? in person,no...online yes

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? HELL YES!!!

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? HELL YES!!

20. Ever given oral sex or received? BOTH!!

22. Have you ever had a threesome? yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? yes

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? both, but if forced to choose, GIVE!!

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? YES!!

28. Fav position? all, but I usually "end" on top, with her legs up by my ears...

29. Were you 100% HONEST? yes indeed!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? No

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes

10. Had sex in a car? No

11. Had sex in a park? No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? No

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? N/A

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

28. Fav position? Reverse Cowgirl

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

what is the reverse cowgirl? that position has gotten two mentions (that i've seen) on this thread.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? As a headliner, many times.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Remember Norm on Cheers when he came into the bar and everyone yelled "Norm!" That's me at my local strip club.

3. Ever been to a bar? Sure


4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Nope


5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Don't remember


6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? What was I doing? Where am I?


7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Does Admiral count?


8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yep


9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? It would be more impressive if I had sex with 24 people in one hour.


10. Had sex in a car? I like hookers. Duh?


11. Had sex in a park? See answer to number 10

12. Had sex in a movie theater? See answer to number 10.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? See answer to number 10.

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Once or twice.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Several thousands dollars worth

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? On sales tax usually.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? The ones who gave me "the gifts that keep on giving".

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Whitney Houston circa 1987.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? What does auto-fallatio count as?

22. Have you ever had a threesome? As many personalities as I have it's always an orgy.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? I wish I had breasts. I would never leave home.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? One word. Priapism.


25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Depends what I have a coupon for.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No the hookers give me their real names so no.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? What constitutes a whole night?


28. Fav position? Girl in the same room.


29. Were you 100% HONEST?[/quote] At least 50 % of the time.

fantasyislander said:

I'm the other one
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...se_cowgirl

ZombieKitten said:

oooh! yes, that one is nice. but i can't pin down a favorite. there are just too many!!

CaptainChaos said:

your name is norm??

fantasyislander said:

It hurts my weiner...

ReturnofDOOK said:

then it's my favorite!!

fantasyislander said:

Woman on top, facing the man's feet

1. Ever been to a male strip club? YES.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? YES. MANY TIMES.

3. Ever been to a bar? UMMMM...YES

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? YES

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? NO

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? NO

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? OH HELL YES

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? YES

10. Had sex in a car? YES

11. Had sex in a park? YES

12. Had sex in a movie theater? NO

13. Had sex in a bathroom? NOT A PUBLIC ONE

14. Had sex in a school? I RECEIVED MY FIRST BLOWJOB IN THE SCHOOL DUGOUT.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? OH YES

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? YUP.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? NO.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? DEFINITELY

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? YESSIREE

20. Ever given oral sex or received? BOTH

22. Have you ever had a threesome? YES. TWICE.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? I USED HORNY GOAT WEED. DIDN'T CARE FOR IT

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? GIVE. RECEIVING HEAD OFTEN BORES ME, SINCE 95% OF WOMEN ARE TERRIBLE AT IT.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? YES. THREE.

28. Fav position? SIDE STRADDLE--MAXIMUM PLEASURE, MINUMUM EFFORT.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? YUP.

fantasyislander said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

awww, i'm only teasing. i think my fave right now (if i were actually active ) would be edge of the bed, me up on my elbows, him holding my feet up. is there a name for that?

btw, i think my fave changes daily.

fantasyislander said:

That is known as the BobGeorge67 special

BobGeorge67 said:

ZombieKitten said:

You have good taste...

ZombieKitten said:

Of course, but now everyone's gonna think I'm a bad girl.

I'm so gonna regret this tomorrow.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes (see answer to question 22)

10. Had sex in a car? Yes

11. Had sex in a park? No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? In the shower of course

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? No

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? You mean like all of my female friends that I haven't had sex with yet? (Typical guy)

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? --

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes--too many games of "spin the bottle"

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? No

28. Fav position? Girl on top so I can see everything

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes

answer edit
[Edited 6/1/06 22:10pm]

ZombieKitten said:

Is this a trick question?

Novabreaker said:

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

Listen. As a representative of the male gender I can assure you that there is at least one person at every possible situation we'd like to have sex with.

ZombieKitten said:

Bonus EXTRA CREDIT Question for the ladies

Can you perform the act depicted here?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...lingus.jpg





tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

theAudience said:

if any girls here can do that, hit me with an orgnote and i'll arrange the first flight to your city.

Imago said:

U would have to answer THIS survey when half the people on the org r getting us confused

theAudience said:

I will be trying that a bit later when I can be alone

sinisterpentatonic said:

BroHam, the next time you hit Vegas, do yourself a favor and see the Cirque De Soleil show "O" at The Bellagio.

Great show. At one point in the performance, the story centers around 4 female contortionists.
You don't know where one starts and the other ends.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

theAudience said:

they can do this manoevre wrapped around themself TWICE

ZombieKitten said:

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No. As a dude, I hear that it's apt to reinforce superficial comparisons.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes. I'm in one right now.

3. Ever been to a bar? No. As a church-going man (....heh) , I draw the line at strip clubs.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Always, when the strip club I attend, is closing.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? I always drink to the point where I have to get dragged out of a gutter (usually cuz I'm in the way of the street-sweeper). But that's only cuz I believe that if you're gonna do something, do it right. Go all the way or go home. But that's just me.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Practically the same answer has the previous one.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No. But there were times, after a binge, I've woken up with a few who, after verification, would cause me to wipe my brow & go "whew!!".

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Sometimes. Other times, because of the previous answer.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Oh, no no no. I never have sex with some one who's going thru their period, no matter how long it lasts.
And before any one of you decides to judge me on this , just remember why it's called a 'period' in the first place;
You wouldn't want to have sex with a man who had blood exuding from down there, would you?
Well, that's why I wouldn't with a woman during her 'time'. I would just want her to blow me....period.

10. Had sex in a car? Yes, but only in the front seat, never the back. I like to keep it classy, y'know.

11. Had sex in a park? Yes. But only once. And I was alone...cuz...y'know... I'm a church-goer 'n' all....

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Oh hell yeah.....You haven't lived unless you've experienced it with some of that butter-flavored goo they use on the popcorn...."

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Not that I can recall. I've squeezed the tube in there a couple of times....and I don't mean the toothpaste.

14. Had sex in a school? No. But I must say, I've schooled a few in my time ....

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Unless it a children's store, aren't they all adult stores?

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? You mean like provisions & stuff?

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? I whip out the plastic when it starts to get that high.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No. I'll take whatever I can get. Why?

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? I've never turned down an opportunity, so no.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? I onced placed a dirty phone call. Is that considered in the "oral sex" catagory?

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Are you kidding me? Three times?! We once did it twice in a roll but that's it. These days, she'll be lucky if I finish our first go at it.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? (MEN) To us, does it really matter?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Does 'anything like it' include using a popsicle stick?

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? I'm a hetero guy. Do the math.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? In my dreams, kitten....only in my dirty, disgusting, filthy ass dreams.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? As previously stated, I'm not a young man anymore. She'll be lucky to get a fifteen minute stand.

28. Fav position? I always take a position of "If you're offering, I'm buying."[/b]

29. Were you 100% HONEST? I only lie when I'm having sex*.
Seroiusly.....I do. At my age, I just haven't got the strength, endurance or energy for any of those fancy positions anymore....:

*Oh....& when I'm sleeping, I guess.




//I always have to edit these long-damn-ass questionnaires
[Edited 6/2/06 0:19am]
[Edited 6/2/06 1:16am]