1. Ever been to a male strip club?

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

3. Ever been to a bar?

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

10. Had sex in a car?

11. Had sex in a park?

12. Had sex in a movie theater?

13. Had sex in a bathroom?

14. Had sex in a school?

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

20. Ever given oral sex or received?

22. Have you ever had a threesome?

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?

28. Fav position?

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

ZombieKitten said:
1. Ever been to a male strip club? Yes

2. Ever been to a female strip club? No not yet.

3. Ever been to a bar? Of course.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Of course.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Not that I remember.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yep.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yep.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No.

10. Had sex in a car? Yep.

11. Had sex in a park? Yep.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Yep.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yep.

14. Had sex in a school? Military school,

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? All the time.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Ditto.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Of course.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Hell fucking yeah!

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? That list is too long.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? both

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Never

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Some cream mess that did not work. Fuckers took my money for nothing!

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Receive.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.

28. Fav position? On top!

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Of course!

oh, what the hell...


1. Ever been to a male strip club? yes
2. Ever been to a female strip club? yes
3. Ever been to a bar? yes
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? not officially, no, but my friends have taken me out of one before I was about to be.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? yes
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? yes
8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? no
10. Had sex in a car? yes
11. Had sex in a park? no
12. Had sex in a movie theater? no
13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes
14. Had sex in a school? no
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes
16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? yes, quality items are not cheap
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? yes
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes
20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes
22. Have you ever had a threesome? yes
23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes
24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no
25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? both.
26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes
27. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes
28. Fav position?
29. Were you 100% HONEST? only my hairdresser knows for sure

1. Ever been to a male strip club? NO

2. Ever been to a female strip club? YES

3. Ever been to a bar? YES

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? YES

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? YES

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? YES

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? NO

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? YES

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? YES

10. Had sex in a car? YES

11. Had sex in a park? YES

12. Had sex in a movie theater? YES

13. Had sex in a bathroom? YES

14. Had sex in a school? NO

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? YES

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? NO

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? YES

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? YES

20. Ever given oral sex or received? YES & YES

22. Have you ever had a threesome? NO

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? NO

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? RECEIVE

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? YES

28. Fav position? DOGGIE

29. Were you 100% HONEST? YES

1. Ever been to a male strip club? no, just a Chippendales style all male revue with Jamie Durie in it
2. Ever been to a female strip club? never!
3. Ever been to a bar? countless times
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? I've had someone thrown out for groping
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no, although I did fall asleep in a toilet
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? I have memory lapses, though not sure that is a black out
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? no
8. Thrown up from drinking too much? but more than 24 hours later
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? I think I have actually - it's complicated and did NOT involve alcohol
10. Had sex in a car? yes
11. Had sex in a park? does behind the garage at the in-laws count?
12. Had sex in a movie theater? nope
13. Had sex in a bathroom? nope
14. Had sex in a school? nope
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes
16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? $55
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? not anyone I knw personally, but I wouldn't say no to Javier
20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes
22. Have you ever had a threesome? no
23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes
24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no
25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? either
26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? on a tram
27. Have you ever had a one night stand? no
28. Fav position? reverse cowgirl
29. Were you 100% HONEST? of course [/quote]

1. Ever been to a male strip club? yes

2. Ever been to a female strip club? no

3. Ever been to a bar? yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? no

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? no

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? no

10. Had sex in a car? no

11. Had sex in a park? almost

12. Had sex in a movie theater? no

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? no

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? no

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? no

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes
22. Have you ever had a threesome? no

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? both please!

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? no

28. Fav position? on top

29. Were you 100% HONEST? yes

1. Ever been to a male strip club? Yes, twice.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes, many times.

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes, of course.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes, it did nothing for me.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes, altho it's rare that it happens.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes.

10. Had sex in a car? Yes.

11. Had sex in a park? Yes.

12. Had sex in a movie theater?No.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

14. Had sex in a school? No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes, one guy.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes, oh God yes.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes, to both.

22. Have you ever had a threesome? No, not my kind of thing.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? Yes.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes, but I was drunk and I had no idea I did it until he called to ask me out. So I guess I gave him my number too. D'Oh!

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes, when I was very young. I never did it again.

28. Fav position? Doesn't matter, as long as I am getting drilled hard.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes, of course.

ZombieKitten said:

YES!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? sort of. Some of the gay clubs in Tampa have male strippers.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Of course. But I don't like the ones in Tampa--too sleezy

3. Ever been to a bar? yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yes

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? no. I don't think so

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? yes of course

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? yes

10. Had sex in a car? yes

11. Had sex in a park? yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater? no

13. Had sex in a bathroom? no

14. Had sex in a school? no

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes. I used to work in one

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? I'm not sure

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? yes

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? no

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? receive

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes. Used to be my prefferred sex.

28. Fav position? The Drunk Rabid two legged donkey

29. Were you 100% HONEST? 99.99% of them

Imago said:

OK WELL THIS PROVES IT. if it wasn't widely known already, you're gay, or at least bi. and you're funny (99.9% honest, lol)




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[Edited 6/1/06 19:45pm]

JPW said:

1. Ever been to a male strip club? Huh. Not a "strip club", per se.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yeah.

3. Ever been to a bar? Yeah.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Only cause it was closing time.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Nope.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Once.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes. Totally sober, too!

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Sort of. Turns out that vodka and red peppers don't mix, in my case.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Sure. Also in a 24 minute period, and a 24 second period.

10. Had sex in a car? Yes

11. Had sex in a park? Don't think so

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

14. Had sex in a school? Sadly, no

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Many

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yeah

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Oh, yeah

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Mm. . . not really. Which isn't the same as saying that I'd do it again.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Hell yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Who says no to this?

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Yeah

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? Yeah

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No, but I'm not opposed

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? If I have to choose, give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? No. Though, there was one time it ended up being a two-night stand, when we should have left it at one.

28. Fav position? There's more than one?

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yep


Edit: wait, 29 isn't true, 'cause I bullshitted on 28. So, the real answer to 28: behind somebody, holding their legs open with my knees, and fucking them with an appropriate object with one hand while jacking them off ( <-- and I mean that to be a gender neutral phrase, a la Prince ) with the other.

Happy now?
[Edited 6/1/06 20:01pm]

1. Ever been to a male strip club? nope

2. Ever been to a female strip club? nope

3. Ever been to a bar? yep

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? nope

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? nope

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? nope

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? nope

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? nope

10. Had sex in a car? nope

11. Had sex in a park? nope
12. Had sex in a movie theater? nope

13. Had sex in a bathroom? my own

14. Had sex in a school? nope

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yep

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yep

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? nope
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? yesss

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? nope

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yeah, i don't think anyone would pay for these.
24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? receive of course

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? nope
27. Have you ever had a one night stand? nope

28. Fav position? there's different ones?

29. Were you 100% HONEST? yep

1. Ever been to a male strip club?
Nope

2. Ever been to a female strip club?
Hell to the no.

3. Ever been to a bar?
Yep - many many times

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Many Many times

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
Yes

10. Had sex in a car?
Yes

11. Had sex in a park?
Yes

12. Had sex in a movie theater?
No

13. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes

14. Had sex in a school?
Yes - if you count college

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Nope

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
DEFINITELY

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
MOST DEFINITELY

20. Ever given oral sex or received?
Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome?
Yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
N/A

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?
Nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Depends on the mood

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yep

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yep

28. Fav position?
Don't really have one.

29. Were you 100% HONEST?
Yep

1. Ever been to a male strip club? nope

2. Ever been to a female strip club? nope

3. Ever been to a bar? yes but i haven't been for ages

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? not unless you count being denied entry at 14

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? kinda yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? nope

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? i'm not a puker

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? kinda yes

10. Had sex in a car? nope but my first second base was in a car

11. Had sex in a park? nope

12. Had sex in a movie theater? nope i'm so boring

13. Had sex in a bathroom? no but i have felt / been felt up in one

14. Had sex in a school? nope

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? nope... $60ish

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? not really - it's all a journey

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? if i had had sex with him i might have gotten herpes!! who knows, maybe he was clean back then

20. Ever given oral sex or received? yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? almost

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yes and i just bought a fantabulous new bra and panty set

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? hmmm give me more oral and i will decide after

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? yes

28. Fav position? the one i haven't done yet

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No.

2. Ever been to a female strip club? No.

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? When hungover, yes. I ran from a recording studio in college and blacked out as I ran down the stairs for about 5 seconds. Was lucky not to injure myself.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Yes, though kinda on the cheek. This guy:



8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No.

10. Had sex in a car? No.

11. Had sex in a park? No.

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Not sex, no.

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

14. Had sex in a school? No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? No.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? No.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? No.

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes.

22. Have you ever had a threesome? No.

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? n/a

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? No.

28. Fav position? Don't know what it's called. The guy goes under, the woman is face up, on top.

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes.

[/quote]

I've got one:

30. Have you ever peed on someone intentionally or unintentionally and/or has someone done the same to you ever?

my answer:

yes, i once peed on my girlfriends leg in the shower together, as a joke. she was a little peeved at first, but we soon both started laughing.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? nope

2. Ever been to a female strip club? nope

3. Ever been to a bar? no...i'm too young

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? n/a

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no, i've never been drunk

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? no

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? not yet

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? no

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? nope

10. Had sex in a car? yup

11. Had sex in a park? nope

12. Had sex in a movie theater? not technically

13. Had sex in a bathroom? yes

14. Had sex in a school? oooh, yes.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yup

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? yeah

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no way, i'm poor

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? sort of

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? not really

20. Ever given oral sex or received? mhm

22. Have you ever had a threesome? nope

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? yup, and if i ever entertained thoughts of enhancing mine they were quickly taken care of by seeing bits of the surgery on tv

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? yup

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? nope

28. Fav position?

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

*****JerseyKRS's answers. He's too shy to post it himself.*****

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No
(Ya, suuuuure)

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes
(It's the only 'love' he can get these days)

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes
('A' bar??)

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes
(Shocking!)

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes
(Someone was able to lift you???)

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes
(That's your excuse for everything.)

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No
(Ya, ok...whatever you say.)

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes
(And he liked it)

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes
(Jerfing it does not count.)

10. Had sex in a car? Yes
(A 1987 Fiero. What a stud!)

11. Had sex in a park? Yes
(Amusement park, in the House of Horrors - or at least that's what she thinks of when she thinks back to that night)

12. Had sex in a movie theater?Yes
(Now this, I really do believe. Keep in mind people, it's pretty dark in there. Everyone looks good with the lights off...even Jersey.)

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes
(While taking a dump)

14. Had sex in a school? Yes
(And he received a failing grade for his performance.)

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes
(Of course)

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes
(Of course)

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yes
(He just loves those plastic vadges.)

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes
(No, the question was: Was there someone you wished you never slept with, not if there were people who wished they had never slept you.)

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes
(JustErin)

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes
(...)

22. Have you ever had a threesome? No
(It's hard enough getting one person to sleep with you, eh?)

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Yes
(Surprise! Surprise!)

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Receive
(Greedy bastard!)

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes
(How did you manage to get away with that?)

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes
(Let's just say this happened with a little help from his friend "Roofy")

28. Fav position? buck
(I have no idea what 'buck' is.)

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes

1. Ever been to a male strip club? Hell NO!!

2. Ever been to a female strip club? A "few" times.....

3. Ever been to a bar? A "few" times...

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Once or twice...

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? probably....

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Nope...

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Uh huh...

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Uh huh...

10. Had sex in a car?

11. Had sex in a park?

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Not yet....

13. Had sex in a bathroom?

14. Had sex in a school?

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Nope....

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? See above....

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? A few....

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes...

20. Ever given oral sex or received? I am a big fan of giving and receiving....

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Nope

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? (Pics required)

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Yep...all for the recreational use of this stuff...

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Why choose...

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes....

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes....

28. Fav position? Doggy-style.... I can get REALLY deep...

Dam Charlotte is nosey....

29. Were you 100% HONEST?

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes

10. Had sex in a car? Yes

11. Had sex in a park? No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Yes

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? N/A

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Tie

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

28. Fav position? Woman above

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes


tA

Tribal Disorder

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pardonme4livin said:

you were just dying to tell me all your answers though, weren't you!

JustErin said:

1. Ever been to a male strip club? - No

2. Ever been to a female stip club? - Yes. They are overrated.

3. Ever been to a bar? - Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or club? - No

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? - No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex? - No

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? - Once when i was a teenager

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? - No

10. Had sex in a car? - No

11. Had sex in a park? - No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? - No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? - No

14. Had sex in school? - No

15. Have you ever been in a adult store? - No

16. Is there someone you wish you never had sex with? - No, all the women were good in bed. I have good taste in women.

17. Is there someone you wished you had sex with? - Hell Yeah. The pretty blonde.

18. Ever given oral sex or received? - Yes. Once each. Never again.

19. Have you ever had a threesome? - No

20. Have you ever used Viagra? - No

21. Would you rather give oral sex or receive? - Neither.

22. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - No

23. Have you ever had a one night stand? - No

24. Fav position? - Her on top of me.

25. Were you honest? - Yes.

1. Ever been to a male strip club? Yes and no... it was a club in Vegas that apparently had male strippers for part of the night. They had curtains around that section and I just kinda walked right through them and some security dude got in front of me and said "you can't be here"... at that point, I looked up and saw dude's in thongs and I said "Oops! Don't worry, man! I don't want to be here!"

2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes. On New Years Eve. I got thrown in the drunk tank at the local police station.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No one can carry my fat ass.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yup

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Not on the lips

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Not anymore.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Nope

10. Had sex in a car? Only oral

11. Had sex in a park? Nope

12. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes (but I still haven't managed to have sex in the "shitter" yet)

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yes

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? Yes

22. Have you ever had a threesome? No

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? I'm a guy. And yes, they're real.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? No

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Give

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

28. Fav position? Girl on top

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yes

1. Ever been to a male strip club?
no

2. Ever been to a female strip club?
no

3. Ever been to a bar?
yes

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no, but i couldn't walk out by myself!!

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
yes

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
no

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
yes. damn that captain morgan's spiced rum!! though, what could i expect after drinking an eight ounce glass straight. and a couple beers...

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
no!!

10. Had sex in a car?
yes

11. Had sex in a park?
not in a park, but in a parking lot.....

12. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope

13. Had sex in a bathroom?
i think so.... i worked as a janitor with him cleaning a sports and rec facility... we did it pretty much everywhere.

14. Had sex in a school?
no.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yes

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
nope. i prefer to shop online.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
nope.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
absolutely! but then i wouldn't have my wonderful daughter... so i guess not.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
yes.

20. Ever given oral sex or received?
yeah to both

22. Have you ever had a threesome?
nope. one of the few things i have no interest in trying!

23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
yes.

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)?
nope

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
it's about even actually

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
nope

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?
nope

28. Fav position?
depends on my mood.

29. Were you 100% HONEST?
absolutely!

evenstar3 said:

Holy shit, this makes me horny! Does that make me a perv?

ReturnofDOOK said:

Probably.

But it's okay, this place may as well be called perv.org

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? No....dammit

3. Ever been to a bar? Yep

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Nope

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Not that I can recall

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Hehehe...yup...lots

8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Waaaaay back in the day, before I learned my limits...yeah

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Nope

10. Had sex in a car? No

11. Had sex in a park? No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yep....we ended up breaking the changing table at the walmart she worked at

14. Had sex in a school? Nope

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yep

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? Yep

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Nope

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? Oh hell yeah...

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes

20. Ever given oral sex or received? I am a lesbian...it kinda comes with the territory

22. Have you ever had a threesome? Nope


23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real? LOL...yesssss

24. Have you ever used Viagra (or anything like it)? Never needed to

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Either is awesome

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Nope

27. Have you ever had a one night stand? Nope

28. Fav position?

29. Were you 100% HONEST? Yeppers

evenstar3 said:

Nice! I want to touch your bottom!