Have you ever participated on board that had 1 or 2 know-it-all types that in reality didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground?

Before I came here my only experience with message boards was a financial one that had this old dude on it that probably needed to be confined to either an insane asylum or a nursing home.

Anyway here's a random sampling of some of the statements he made over time that had me in tears.
Keep in mind that these were posted by a grown man and that the majority of them have nothing whatsoever to do with financial matters.


"If I went to the dog track and bought a dollar ticket and the odds were five to one, I received my dollar back plus four dollars i.e. "five to one"


"IF YOU PLAY ONE TO ONE ODDS, YOU ARE BETTING A BUCK TO GET YOUR BUCK BACK AND IF YOU LOSE, THEY TAKE YOUR BUCK AS YOU RECOGNIZE."


"When it comes to you personally, that college diploma you tend to believe makes you superior in intelligence to others by your illustrations in life to date is no more worth any value then what the Stars and Stripes would be used for when I was stationed in Korea used as a replacement for toilet paper when the latrine was out of it."


"This is going to be like killing a fly with a shotgun instead of a fly with a fly swatter"


"THOSE THINGS ARE, (A) A QUALIFED PSYCHIOTGRIST FOR YOURSELF, AND A QUALIFED LAWYER FOR YOURSELF TOO..."


"Your Sci-Phi Ray Guns have run out of electrons and your engines of lies and deceit will no longer rev up for you."


"LET`S MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENET SUBJECT I CAN EXPOSE YOU AS BEING UNIFORMED IN ALSO."


"...NAH, NAH, NAH NAH, NAH."


"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH NAH, NAH."


"My computer technician knows more about computers than you do, nah, nah, nah, nah nah."


"Tah Tah Tah, Tah, Tah.....Twenty-one "Charlatans" sitting on a wall, Twenty-one Charlatan Imposters, copy him down and and pass it around just Twenty-Charlatans sitting on the wall."


"He who laughs the hardest laughs last"


"In your pseudo posting life you are in your sixties, in your real life you are in your thirties."


"Whose next?"


"If the shoe fits your mouth, then wear it there as you have been demonstrating you are."


"M-I-HUMPBACK-HUMPBACK-I-HUMPBACK-HUMP BACK-I-PP-I"


"OH YES, YOU ARE A FLAT FACED LIAR WITH YOUR TONGUE NRUN OVER BY A ROLLING STEAM IRON ABOUT ME EVER SAYING ANYTHING SUCH AS "MOTHER PUMPERS"."


"I plan to even resurecting what is now a defunked website..."


"HE EITHER HAS TO SIT DOWN ON THE JOHN TO TINKLE, OR IF HE STANDS HE HAS TO USE A "PENISSCOPE TO FIND HIS PRIVATE UNDER HIS POT BELLY."


"I will remember it and when your birthday rolls around, I`ll try to convince him to go halves with me on buying you a "penis scope" as a birthday gift."


"AFTER BEING BANNED BY ME FROM OUR BOARD, YOU CAME BACK UNDER A DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS AND POSTING NAMED TO BASH AND LIBEL ME AGAIN AND THAT`S WHEN I EDITED YOUR PERSONAL POSTING TO APPEAR THAT YOU WERE POSTING A MESSAGE PRAISING ME..."


"Thanks Hanna and Barbara for your contribution to the common cause with your cartoon similie."


"HOLY CROSS IN THE IVY LEAGUE ALSO HAS A FOOTBALL TEAM."


"HE HAS A WELL KNOWN REPUTATION OF BEFRIENDING PEOPLE SLAPPING THEM ON THEIR BACK WHILE AT THE SAME TIME FEELING FOR A SOFT SPOT TO PUT HIS KNIFE IN THEIR BACK."


"I have attempted to ask you about computer techknowledgy in messages I posted on the Internet but you have refused to provide me with the Information not wanting me to learn computer techknowledgy from you"


"Is that too difficult to understand? I do recognize that some people become brain washed by the "Vasputins" of the world."


And my all time 2 personal favorites...
"YOU ARE A LIVE NEARLY DEAD HORSE ATTEMPTING TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE MESSAGE THAT WAS POSTED TO DEATH."

"YOUTIN TTO FACE ME PERSONALLY HERENMIVEOERPROBJNYHE8I OSTING PERSONAL AND PRIVATE RINFORMATION ON THE7HNA"


Have you run across this type of personality on the internet?
*NOT COUNTING THIS BOARD!!!


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

that fella's funny

Dewrede said:

Well, what he says is funny.
The guy himself is a crackpot.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

This is hilarious!

theAudience said:

ok

So he's a member of NPGMC ?

theAudience said:

Yes, www.prince.org, Bart van Hemelen...

no sir. i have NEVER come across a website like that. nope.

As they say in the South : "He ain't right"

And he's scary....