He moves from Kirsten Dunst to Natalie Portman. He starred in Donnie Darko. And um, he kissed Heath Ledger. I'm not sure that last one's a positive(at least not for me) but it's gotta be cool for someone. Jake Gyllenhaal is living the life I want to live. I must somehow appropriate his life.

Does the machine in Quantum Leap actually work?
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Imago said:

Thank you.
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Wasn't he also "Bubbleboy"?

jerseykrs said:

I think he was supposed to be spider-man right?

Imago said:

He was the replacement if Toby Maguire's back injury had kept him from filming Spider-Man 2.

jerseykrs said:

And from what I've heard, Natalie's been seeing somebody else.

Ace said:

Orgnote me all of the inside gossip. I must be up-to-date.

kidelrich said:

Dude, what are you, a 15 year old girl?

Or 16?

jerseykrs said:

16 on Myspace. 14 in reality.

kidelrich said:

kidelrich said:

Are you the one who asked Supa for pics of his hey-hey?

Ace said:

@ hey-hey

JasmineFire said:

They had Scarlett Johannsen sing this in an SNL skit ("My lips...my fingertips...my 'hay-hay'). It still makes laugh. She should do more comedy.

don't become jake gyllenhaal, because if that happened i would be forced to do you.

couldn't you become, like, sean patrick scott instead? he's hot but i don't want to do him. or carrot top. he's RIPPED.

Ace said:

I loved that too. I thought she went 'ma cooch', though.

I Jake.

:swoon:

kidelrich said:

No, definitely "my haay-haay". I don't think "cooch" would make it past the NBC censors. :diggingaroundtoseeifhestillhastheshowondisc:

Ace said:

Well, we agree on everything that's truly important, it seems. BTW, I think Natalie's rap is gonna be an extra on the V for Vendetta special edition dvd.

kidelrich said:

Yes, we'll always have that.


I wonder how much of that was her and how much was Samberg. Parts of it were funny ("When I was at Harvard, I smoked weed every day/I cheated every test and I snorted all the yay" ), but it's overrated. And isn't it all over the Web?

So he finally left Kristen. I'm glad he got away from her, that chick was funny-style to me. Something about her was off and dry. They weren't a cute couple @ all.

I know a few people I would like to change to Jake Gyllenhaal - when you figure out how, let me know! I want that single man across the street to become him, give me something nicer to look at.

Mara said:

Ironic that you should say "dry", 'cause she's a .

I thought Natalie Portman was going out with Gael Garcia Bernal...

That slut!

garganta said:

omg!! Jake AND Gael! I HATE her!

CarrieMpls said:

ZombieKitten said:

I was serious, too.

CarrieMpls said:

If she lays eyes on my Javier Bardem I will personally go over to her house and punch her lights out! THAT is SERIOUS!!!

ZombieKitten said:

No one is touching a g-damn hair on Natalie Portman's head unless she decides to shave it in a daring actorly move!

CarrieMpls said:

Gael is fucking DELICIOUS